Captain

In the meantime, the aliens had sent Bob back...

........... to The Whomba after he had been probed like Eric Cartman (see photo below) and brainwashed to think that he was from new sth Wales where he .............

ABOVE IS POOR BOB, WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO THE PROBED.

AND THEN BELOW, AFTER THE PROBING, WHEN HE WAS LOCATED ON A HILL AT 2WHOMBA AS AN EARLY WARNING STATION FOR PINE GAP .........

Go get him MM...he'll he's only there to serve us....and we bought that now slightly marked carpet in the foyer anyway...brown on brown don't look too bad...and he.

............ lifted his tail (another AvRef) and dragged it again to turn the mark into a cross, which might indicate where the treasure is buried, or perhaps it is just the 1st part of a game of noughts and crosses.

Wazza and Nobu rose to the challenge, dropped their dacks, lifted both of their empennages (french AvRef) in unison (aerobatic AvRef) and prepared to .............

........Madge embarrassing everyone by baring his tail [avref], then dragging it over the carpet in the foyer of Warren Truss's office, and...............

........... Nobu turned to Wazza before saying "It's the worms mate. We had them in Cowla about 4 ft long and they are now a particular problem in f'n Q."

Saint Madge of the Cestoidea, who hoped to soon be St Madge of the Combantrin, turned and said "..............

...... effect that all NES contributors ran away and hid at the appearance of the words "panty line".

For all, at sometime, had been asked by their significant other, "Does my bum look big in this?".

To which the universal reply has always been "Compared to what?" ................... and then it hit the fan again, with ..............

..........well judging by the exhibit where what looked like Aholt on a bad day was forging a huge sword, he will...............

......... be seen to be showing a "panty line" underneath his cassock in the photo, with what looks to possibly be a set of 1952 vintage Bonds Y-fronts, with the ...............

ANOTHER ASIDE AND EXCLUSIVE NEWS FOR NES READERS ......................

This is the 2nd time that the NES has reported that AhLox has got himself involved in witchcraft, on which we now have two independent witnesses's reports and a previous cartoon representation of his exploits.

However this time your NES Investigative Reporter offers the below photo of AhLow during his TIF on his Czechoslovakian manufactured broom (Note that no rivets had come loose at this stage).

The NES apologises for the graininess of the photo, but it was taken with a long lens from a hide near the end of the E/W strip.

As someone who knows AHroxoff from numerous coffee sessions and social intermingling (NTTIAWWT) the Rodent can attest that this is definitely Loxy and note how hard he is gripping the stick, and see the concentration on his cute little face, which is typical of new customers on a TIF, not to mention the fact that he is climbing out a little too steeply.

Now back to Turbo's post # 8985 (who will win the meat-tray for post # 9000 I wonder?) ........................................

UPDATE REPORT ...............................

And here, dear reader, we have the fantastic mix that will forever be Australian recreational aviation.

We have a leading member from the land of Queens (Saint Madge of the chipped shoulder), in free intercourse (NTTIAWWT) with other members with Victorian attitudes (and dress).

This is akin to Lions and Tigers playing happily together .............. and then having a bit of a fiddle with each other's bits.

And in the middle of all this are the likes of AndySh@inthecorner and Ratty, who provide the glue that keeps it all together.

This will never be understood by the likes of Frilly Lace Nickers, although long standing NES practitioners will feel the love in the room .................... however FLN was also worried about our Japanese friends being insulted.

Ratso can report to you all that he has spoken at length on this issue with Nobu who is OK with the manner in which he and his countrymen have been treated, and said words to the effect of "How can we possibry comprain after we were taken plisoners in 1944 and stuck in Cowla for yonks, which was pletty clappy. We are just happy being out of Cowla and being part of this fantastic NES. After all, we were in Temola rast week and had a gleat time alound the fire buckets while warming our hands on Mave and Nanna."

Now back to the story where TurdBoy has called Ahroxoff a witch ...............................

........"he waiting long time" said Honda san, more likely to w-e-t-h-i-m-s-e-l-f, except that..................."

......... he have 2 big bottles of Suntory (BrineRef) tied to his body with Occy-Straps (AvRef) same like Rightwing fryers do with a couple of Jelly-cans (LotaxLef) in the ruggage compartment filled with ULP or PULP (another LotaxLef)" proferred Honda san "And the Knob's exhaust needs some work done too (more LotaxLefs)".

"I know what to do" said Knobu "I'll dlink one bottle (another BlineRef) then be able to ..................

...... Knobu hangs around in dark fire stairs waiting for .............

' = c-a-t-a-s-t-r-o-p-h-e ' = c-a-c-o-p-h-o-n-y

Note for today: They are different

.......... it became clear that this was the stratagem of the edumacation departamento of the Queen's land (and all of the computers made by clive's cumpanies in the land of queens have the shift and punctuation keys removed).

"we'll revolutionamacate orstray-yun lingo" was one of Campbell's main election policies "bull with the boner and frilly lace panties will lead the charge, then even saint madge of the blessed green ginger pubes will back them up with his .................

Andys@coffs' date=' post: 425642, member: 94[/email']]Nana looked thoughtful and then came out with "So Tubs is a bit like a jabiru engine, rated for long life, but known to........

.......... drop one every now and then."

Turbs drew himself up to his full height, expanded his chest to fill the mesh of the tank-top, and responded "..................

i put my hands in the air ,i give up, that dictionary must nearly be worn out !

"The dickshunary is indeed pooooooped, and you'll fit in well" volunteered Loxy who was well known at the Blue Oyster for surrendering with his hands up .................

don,t have mates (neverneededany) ah,Qld Gods own country, southerners are sooo jealousi think i will go and have another martini whilst looking at the best sea and coast line in the greater oz

Ah ........ Queen's Land ........................ humid one day, a Cyclone and a chip on the shoulder the next.

Sorry to hear that you are mate-less. (They were probably all boring and it was all their fault).

Walk on by, there are none to be seen here, either (although you're sure to find a few at the BOB) (NTTIAWWT).

"That is what Thailand was invented for" insensitively suggested Nobu who knew a bit about such matters.

Ooops , i seem to have hijacked this threaad

even less worry's gareth. this is one fread what is made for hi-jacking ................... or even hi-jinks.

And don't worry, as we all see that you are from f'n sQ, so we'll make the necessary allowances.

highly paid "yes" busy "no " taking a break yes and enjoying the bantercheers gareth

no worry's gareth. Good to see that you are now "enjoyed". See ..................... it's not so hard, after all.

Look out for the appearance of a character known to his mates (so called) as "Garish Laceman" (NTTIAWWT) on stage wrapped around a pole, with a $2 coin in his thong, at the BOB, at an appropriate time in the NES.

it seems to get in the way of interesting stuff that is posted , as you say i don,t get it , but then i don,t have that much time to sparecheers gareth

Understood. You highly paid & busy Senior Executives have lots to do.

Sorry to distract you from your busyness.

Will also have Eeeen or Bull email you some tips on punctuation and the boring use of Capital letters.

this thread is so BORING!!

And as my aunt so often says "Only boring people get bored".

Then she added "And only nuff nuffs would break into a thread like you have."

You probably haven't realised it yet Gareth, but you don't have to read every thread on a forum, so here is some news for you. Don't read it.

I'll have someone explain it to you when you are performing on stage at the Blue Oyster later this week.

My Aunt also noticed that you have a "Highly Modified Sierra 100", so you are obviously a forum luminary that should be listened to. We'll petition Eeeen to suspend this thread immediately.

......version of Elvis in his later life.

The descendants had gone from Temora in the night. The following morning a neat camp site only recognisable by some ashes, watered and flattened.

 

Turbo knows the secret, but fast catching on from the bored, was keeping the secret to himself, with the exception that he had provided six old Landcruisers, and during the week at the site of the Cowra Prison Camp, in front of the tower appears a full sized model of a Vickers Gun, perfectly detailed, and from its muzzle led red wool tracers into where the compound used to be to the site where various ancestors were missed by "That Much", which changed the course of history, and.............

........... Turbo's critics circled again, tittering, via the use of numerous large & loud tits.

"But" said Blank Page to Emmy "The Turdster hasn't yet realised that he has got that wrong .......... again ........ same like those last few technical posts in a heap of other threads where we got up him".

"Yes" replied Bafta "We now have the opportunity to pursue and viciously criticize him again as it is now clear that this was a actually a 1000 X life sized model of a Vickers Gin bottle, not a Vickers Gun, so what a .................

............. is hoping to be hit up the clacker by miracles relating to:

1. Being able to spell dpn't correctly.
    
   
2. Being able to post on any thread on Wreck Flying without somebody getting up him (NTTIAWWT).
    
   
3. Being able to crack onto lovelies in Lygon St while sitting in his 'Vette with his top down and his arm draped over the passenger's seat in an inviting pose. (Ratty is keen to clarify that by "top" he is referring to the roof of the 'Vette and not Tubb's black mesh Tank Top, as with that mesh tank top down he looks very similar to a ..........................
    
   

The plume de ma tante wrote that if St Madge of the blessed Mont Perrier (and of the blessed Board of RAOz) can't stop those exhausts from cracking, what hope do normal unwashed members have ........ in the jardin.

......... undertake initial welding classes for St Madge-of-the-blessed-BOC, after which he can advance on to ..............

.......you can't see me, it's too late" read the sign on his............

...... cell door, after which Constable Doubtfire thwacked on her own rubber gloves while smiling a "cavity-search" type of smile, and enlisted the help of the local ...........

............."Would that have anything to do with an exhaust pipe - which is not part of an engine?" asked Turbo sweetly, and....

....... Tweeted sweetly hashtag#Turdboy69 "So many exhaust pipes, so little time".

To which Madge replied hashbrown#SaintMadgeofTemora711 "So many hats, so few heads".

And Bob Llewellyn tweeted hashsmokerLLLLLLL#WelshWarriorwithbluestripeonface "They may take our freedom, but they will never take our choirs, or our excellent and world renowned food."

Then Ahlox surprised everyone when he came back with the stunning tweet make-a-hash-of-it-Loxley181#Lockupyourdaughters "If .............

...... exposed themselves, resplendent in thwacked rubber gloves (with digits rampant), sequined Casa-Blanca pink lame jump suits and .....

...... say that because they think about my sunny disposition, but little do they know that I recently moved to Aberystwyth (the Cough'sHarbour of Wales) and there is bugger all to ..........

.......... even worse, some of them are looking for a rest".

The conversation had to stop there when loud applause broke out over near the Natfly Volunteer's tent and came closer, then a dude in a corn pipe, an admiral's hat that was painted brown, and a set of counterfeit Ray Bans strode into the tent.

He was 6' 6" tall with very broad shoulders and just the type of chap that would become a gay icon in years to come (NTTIAWWT).

"Hiiiiiiii everybody" he said excitedly "I am Arthur MacDouglas, the head of the Welsh separatist movement and I embody everything that has made the Welsh nation so dominant throughout the British Isles (or the Welsh homelands as we prefer to call it). So all stand and join me in our Welsh battle hymn "You'll never walk alone" followed by a rousing rendition of "Delilah", let's have the tallest boys at the back, chests out, shoulders back and shout ...........