Captain

............ I have read them words and can understand 'em."

"It was me" answered Andy, rather pleased with himself having pulled off an elaborate double-bluff.

But, dear reader, that is not the only thing that Andy had pulled off, as he has always been a proponent of "man sized tools" (as evidenced by his incriminating post # 8764) and Andy felt the need to coff up that he had ............

............ "You obviously haven't seen Ahlot with lycra pushy dacks on, as it looks like he has his set of lock-picks stored down the front, whereas I look like I have a ..................

Loxly's set of luxury lock picks ....

However I am now aware that you now not a member (not so bad)...

I was having thoughts for you with the CRC having done a pile of reading, made notes etc. etc. and then some one jumps in and takes all your hard work away, then you start again, just because they have a big ego and want to show everyone how great they are.That would irritate me to no end.

 

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Can you say that again so that I can clearly understand what you are getting at.

I'm not into cryptic crosswords either.

Will be happy to respond once I understand what you are trying to say & what point you are trying to make.

No, bugger it, I'll try to respond now. Re your long para above, I still don't understand your point but I can say the following .......... I spoke from the top table at last year's GM at Temora and was involved with a committee that was formed after the Feb 2013 EGM and charged with looking at the restructure of the organisation which necessarily needed to consider the Constitution. After the Temora GM I asked on a number of occasions for RA Aus to provide a Charter for that Committee so that we knew exactly what was our brief and on precisely what matters we were to report. We were unable to obtain any such Charter from the then President, so I pulled the pin as I was not prepared to dick around on such vital issues without knowing what they really wanted, and because at some time I also learnt that the CRC existed and both activities would cross (which could have been a problem/disaster if 2 committees were working without a clear Charter).

The Board/Management of RA Aus is now much improved and I am confident that all or any Committee such as the CRC, or any others, will have been provided a clear brief on what the Executive and Board require of them. I also assume/expect/hope that the CRC has been reporting to the Executive or someone at Board level, however I am also aware that some Board Members recently remained uninformed on where the CRC were at.

Regards Geoff

I am wondering why all these "Special Resolutions".I am of the view that this duty belongs to the "Constitution Review Committee" or my old mate Don has taken over.

To me, this is only doing the work twice and most of us are so time poor that we need to utilise our time wisely.

 

Someone out on this great forum would have some answers?

 

To me the the constitutional review is a very important task and why should it be done by one person and the "Constitutional Review Committee" be pushed aside/ignored?

 

Regards

 

Keith Page.

Don has put those motions up for consideration, as is his right as a member. What is wrong with that?

I urge the Membership to fully consider Don's submission and to vote on them as you each see fit.

It has now been almost 14 months since the 2013 EGM and from what I can see, the membership hasn't heard a dicky-bird from the "Constitution Review Committee", so if matters are to be considered at the Temora meeting they needed to be tabled in time. They were not, nor have the membership been brought along or informed by the "Constitution Review Committee". Perhaps a complete update will be given to those members who attend Temora, but the rest are probably in the dark on this important issue.

I don't see Don's submissions as "pushing aside" the "Constitution Review Committee", and if you want to sit on your hands and wait for their tome then by all means feel free to do so.

I suspect that you are "playing the man", Keith.

Regards Geoff

............... clad Hell's Angles, Rebels, CommonCheerio's, Finks, Black Ulans and Coffin Cheaters using every bike lane in Melbourne, with Turbo on their minds and in their ..............

............ hit list, which was circulated in a daily bulletin via sms, Skype and Email to all of the 1 percenters (A bulletin to put a bullet-in our very own Turdy Plonker).

"Wait" yelled Salty as he jumped in front of The TurdBro as a human shield and he said "Don't shoot as he is actually a .............

............... clad Hell's Angles, Rebels, CommonCheerio's, Finks, Black Ulans and Coffin Cheaters using every bike lane in Melbourne, with Turbo on their minds and in their ..............

"..... they all tried" and with a knowing wink "You know where they are now. except bloody Mick and his Benz. I taught him to............."

..... duck and cover with the best of them. But it's not only Mick & his Benz, there is Larry and his Lambo, Ferdi & his Ferarri, Angelo and his Aston, Turdy and his 'Vette ................ oh .......... oops ........... that's me."

"Ah So" said Inspector Ratty of the AussieFP "So Turdbro has confirmed that he is a made-man, which backs up our intelligence on his standing in the Carlton Crew"

"I thought that Turdy supports the Demons" replied Brine who knows him well "And hence their standing on the ladder over the past couple of years ........... but I also hear on the choko-vine that following the outburst by James' missus this morning, Turdy is now in the frame for the Bombers' gig if Mark knocks back an extension for another year."

"I'm ready" said TurdBro in a statement that was again read by his lawyer "I have single-handedly sorted out RAOz, Facty, Foxy, Ocscar and a few other dills on Wreck Flying (including Eeeeen, El Ratpoo and Robin-of-Loxley) so I'm ready for a new challenge, and making a few buff young blokes play decent footy can't be too hard, can it, surely? So I'm prepared to take on the Essendon gig in 2015 if my favouritism slips for Andrew Demetriou's job, although ......

.......... he received his double overtime, his country allowance, his tight boots stipend and a new set of red CFA bracers.

"Hey TurdBro" said the Cook "I'm up here in the sticks to get away from the Carlton Crew and was it your cunning stunt in the red 'Vette outside La Porcella that got the boys all toey, resulting in Benji being shot?"

"Yep" replied the Turdbro "That backfire that sounds like a 9 mm thru a Glock 17 is my signature move and it was great fun to see Carl Williams dive under the table all covered in Bolognese sauce and with sgetti in his hair."

"But aren't you a bit worried that someone will come after you?" she asked.

The T-Bro thought for a while, touched the bulge under his coat (and in his dacks), pointed to the shotty between the seats in the 'Vette and said "..............

....... Foxy also has galloping wind (AvRef) which has been known to trigger severe turbulence (AvRef) below 500 ft (AvRef) and to exceed the methane quotient generated by the national dairy herd (CowRef) ................ however despite the restaurant owner's best efforts, all the hire joints had run out of extractor fans. As a result, a Naked Flame [which is also Ahlo's Mardi Gras stage name] could have exploded the joint.

However those non-smokers are hardy souls and ............

...possessions such as Ferraris, Historic Fire Trucks, and poncy white Suzukis, which.......................

...... all required those dongas to be locked up competently and securely. How, oh how, are we ever going to find someone who can handle such a task?

"Perhaps just try the yellow pages, as there must be someone down that way" suggested Andy.

"I can rock it up for yez if yez want" volunteered Nobu, who had been away on his annual holidays staying at a caravan park in Parkes.

"Well" said Turdy, "We can always ............

".....going a little bit blind (as your mother warned you) Rattus as the chap in that photo has dongers, and we all know..........."

.... that dongas are those portable buildings that miners and construction companies, such as Turdas Iscariot Construction Co Inc, Bedlinen Constructions and El Ratpoo Scrounging & Mining Corp P/L, use to house their most valuable .........

........must be an internet thing cause pilots are never self centered and thinking only of themselves..........

........... although Pontius Pilates was a flying member of RAOz and liked looking in the mirrors at the gym while he was keeping himself pretty fit. See images below of the workout that is typical of that to which Pontius gave his name:

"So" said Tink "Pontius Pilate the Pilates practitioner & Pilot, eh? You must be a ..................

...... as the RAOz crowd on Wreck Flying knew full well that these biblical references were being provided by Turdas Iscariot (or Yəhûḏāh as his mates down at the Pig & Chariot pub know him in Hebrew) in his effort to cleanse his guilty conscience after the purchase of his red 'Vette using the proceeds of the 30 pieces of silver that was originally given to him by Pilot (hence the name of the bloke that sits in the left hand seat).

Those 30 pieces if silver had been through 10 different currencies (including the Ukrainian debacle) as part of Turdas Iscariot Investment Co Inc, only to end up as ................

.......... where the Old Testament is the JabaRooter 3300 Engine Manual and the New Testament involves readings from the ECi Titan 340CC Manual, particularly the bits about 180 hp, the new magnesium accessory case that accepts a spin-on oil filter, the inclusion of a new thermostatic oil cooler bypass valve (vernatherm) as standard equipment in 2014 and the fact that these improvements reduce net engine weight by 1.5 pounds. Hallelujah brother Turdy.

We then continue the reading about how the carburettor on the 340CC engine gets a new fuel nozzle designed to improve vaporization and distribution of the fuel/air mixture to all cylinders ..... and we almost cream our jeans and cassocks (not Cossacks) when we read the psalm about the new nozzle employing a proprietary "perforation pattern" that promotes even circulation of the mixture, thereby increasing consistency of exhaust gas temperatures (EGT) and cylinder head temperatures (CHT) at cruise and higher power settings. By leveling EGT and CHT, the 340CC engine runs more efficiently, smoothly and produces increased power.

Wowee, raise your arms, shake your knees and sing after Brother Turdy "ECi be praised" .............. but then .............

........... Turbo prepared for his journey to Wagga Wagga via Gumly Gumly & Book Book.

He quickly added a neck tattoo which included a swastika that was tattooed upside down and backwards, the Victorian Coat of Arms, the insignia of the Carlton football club, a copy of Ron Walker's signature, a copy of the Kamaz logo and the directions of how to get from Bange-It-Holme to Holbrook printed backwards so that he could read them in the mirror of the Chrysler, however there was a snag when the bouncer at the BOB stepped into his path and hit him in the side of Turdy's knee with his truncheon.

"Ow" said the Turbster "You have a lovely truncheon."

"Sorry Tink" replied Bouncy "We don't let old pharts in here who have neck tattoos or who twirl Chrysler 300 keys in the sussy manner that you do, but we could ...............

........ a predisposition, a predilection, a predication, a prerequisite, a prerogative, a prejudice, a pregnancy, a prefabricated preface, a predecessor, a prediction or premeditation, or as .........

...... Ahlox well knows, you should never have a predeliction to lick anything if you don't know precisely where it has been. This is the safety message that is preached at the Blue Oyster every night, even though it means that Ahlow himself will miss out on a bit of a ................

........ a predisposition, a predilection, a predication, a prerequisite, a prerogative, a prejudice, a pregnancy, a prefabricated preface, a predecessor, a prediction or premeditation, or a .........

..... there reside some real good looking young RAA members.

"Hold up there chaps and chapettes, and sorry to be a Butinski while you are all solving the problems of the world" said Ahlox of the Magnificentti Moderatti, but I am compelled to acknowledge that Turdy has just set the record, and won the award, for the longest sentence ever posted on Wreck Flying (see the 1st bit of his post #8732) .............. so congratulations Tink, and now back to the matters at hand, when Ratty was bemoaning the fact that nobody of any religious persuasion has ever tried to crack on to him.

"I need counselling" responded Ratpoo "As I was a good looking young lad and I feel neglected" Although El Rato was in fact made to feel much better when a clean cut middle aged chap with a Mitch Johnson type moustache tried to take him for a coffee in the days before the G & L Mardi Gras while Ratso was sitting in Martin Place waiting to meet with his lawyer.

"I feel much better now" he added "As while I am not gay, or even a bit happy, at least I know that I am not completely unattractive."

This made Turdy and Salty sit up and take notice, and even the 12 Incher showed .................

..... invades the country next door, deposes a President or 2 (bye, bye Rod), can often be seen drinking Vodka and yelling "Yo Ho Ho" in a slow Cossack chant at the BangeHolme Pig & Whistle, where he also ......

......... why Turdy has been undercover since the years of the Petrov affair (Turdy was the cause of that "affair" which was consummated in the back seat of a Lada, so he has come a fair way to now be doing to same shameful stuff in the back of his red Vette), why his name is really Tupolev Plannerova, the famous grunting Russian tennis player from the 1950's, why he consults to Kamaz, why he always wears a head-scarf as a disguise and why Tupolev often ..............

.... RAA Presidents."

"That's fine for you to say, Turdy" said a woman hysterically from the crowd "But I invested my entire life savings with you, I trusted you, yet you took advantage of my cashed up situation then you used me in that tryst in the back seat of your red 'Vette (and I have to say that that tryst was about as successful as the investments ... plus I can confirm that there is nothing special about your dictum, because Ecclesiastes leaves you for dead). I feel violated and filthy erky perky dirty. Oh, what am I to do?" she sobbed.

"Perhaps consider moving to the Ukraine" replied Turbo with his typical disdain that has at times been evident in this forum "Where I can ensure that you are fully cashed up enough to buy a loaf of bread. Or perhaps think about Coughs Harbour, or Mount Perrier, or maybe ............

....... were used to calculate where to cut the umbilical chord of those kiddies who were to be left in the bulrushes and subsequently sold into slavery at the AUF for training as Technical Managers, rewriters of the Ops Manual and in other consumable positions, such as .......

My Aunt wants to meet Turbo if he does, indeed, have a dictum the size of Ecclesiastes', as ma Tante remembers Ecclesiastes' dictum with great fondness (and fondle, fondue and fondant .... as those were the days when anything went and often did.) (NTTIAWWT).

....... Turbo looked around to find 2 tranquilizer darts in his ding.

"I feel a bit queasy & light headed" he said "I had better not post too much on Rec Frying until my head clears, lest a few of the haters of Turbo have a field-day criticizing my words of wisdom."

Emmy piped up and said "Just head back into the mist, make a nest of leaves and ..............

..... it took 13 possum skins to make Tubb's g-string.

"Wow" said Ratty who is a simple soul "Isn't that triffic that the great Vladimir Putitin will come directly onto the NES to be part of the action, but if only........

"I think that Vlad looks HOT on that horsie" said Ahlox "And do you realise that his norks are bigger than Nanna's?" he added, then said "I also think that The Turdster's investment strategy is HOT too, and do you realise that his ......................