Captain

AS AN ASIDE FOR STUDENTS OF WESTERN AUSTRALIAN HISTORY - Most edumacated Aussies know all about the fact that most Nazi leaders fled to Argentina after WW2 with gold, paintings & shiploads of frankincense and myrrh ....... however it is little known that in the late 20th century WA became the new Argentina, where most leaders of the SA apartheid regime fled to WA with art, gold and krugerrands aplenty, and now run all sections of the government.

Afrikaans is now the preferred language at dinner parties in Peppermint Grove.

One of the key points has been how easy it was within the WA (so-called) system facilitated for people named DeKlerk or Himmler to change their names to the likes of UniRoute or McGowan ....... then to lurk on Forums like Wreck Flying which are facilitated by political sympathizers like Eeeeean and Moderator Negentien.  

24 minutes ago, CT9000 said:

...... small hole going in and very large hole going out......  

......... which is an identical message to that being given to the freedom loving citizens of the previous British colony of Albany, which had been seeded to WA after pressure being applied by the 50th meeting of WA politburo, ably led by Chairman Mark and Politburo Chief Onesie, where their 50th Anniversary Declaration clearly stated that ......

21 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......departed for his tour of the Pilbara where he needed to shore up some support for the Chinese people'sway of doing things ......

........ and so a Re-edumacation Camp was established in Broome (if you don't do what you are told, you are made to ride a camel on Cable Beach), the Geraldton Virology Lab was expanded (to investigate diseases in old bats (Mavis&Turboref) and their crossover into Quokas & Bluetongues in Geraldton dunnies & damp msrkets), the Onetrack Memorial Secret Police & Torture Academy (OMSPTA) operated our of a disused lobster warehouse in Kalbarri and an Ethnic Cleansing Centre (ECC) was hidden in the previous mouse factory at Southern Cross to ......

..... WA and Vice-Premier (of the CPP - Honorary) McGowan. WA has a similar legal status to Inner Mongolia, with 2 languages on all road signs and the glorious peoples of WA have started to exhibit similar facial features, not to mention that the sales at Turbine Yurts & Mud Huts Ltd are booming west of Cocklebiddy.

"China is our fliend" said OT in a prepared speech that he stole from his mate Joe Biden (OT & Joey B are great mates and very scrutible, just like Turbo & Ratty), then OT whispered something about young girls & puppies, before he .....

15 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

....for w...

...imps and capitarist pigs (Turbolef) who .....

1 hour ago, onetrack said:

"President", said the Deputy PM tactfully. "This idea may not work in the manner you have planned, simply because.........

......... many of our lecleational and CCPAF fryers learnt to fry in Austlalia and have picked up their habits & disciprine flom the old pharts in the AUF, where rog books are cooked, maintenance means bugger all (the Deputy had been to Uni in OZ), airspace restrictions are for dislegarding, and rules are .........

51 minutes ago, CT9000 said:

......an idea. American engines have reputation for being many much velly good so maybe we could bollow a engine for test purpose.. CT9000 has a 14 liter turbo Cummins in one of his toys. We could try that. Haval transmission is velly strong could easy handle couple thousand ft.lb torque......

......... "No, no, no" said Jumping "This velly seclet, so no torque is arrowed, because "roose rips sink ships' as Mao used to say in one of his rittle led books, where the ........

.... "Why don't we plactice by attacking the Solomons, then isrand hop (Midwaytacticslef) all the way to the Garapagos.

But the CCPs chief psychorogical tactician countered by saying "No, mates, we need to 1st take out anybody in OZ who can actively defend the cuntry, so anyone that can head shoot a bunny needs to be extinguished quick stix"

Jumping Jack (Flash) (respects to all Keiths & Micks past & present) thought about this and lesponded "Do you mean that complete CT & expert pirot down in that joint that nobody can plonounce, and who has the torque wrench imprint in his melon? Or do you mean .....

48 minutes ago, CT9000 said:

.........engine flom Toymotor not flom Nissmotor" ......

...... "Bugger that you CT" responded Ratty indignantly (as that is about all that he has been "in" recently) "As I have had recommendations from Turbo to buy an Offy, Onesie wants me to use a Sarich (respects to all WA inventors past & present) and I know that you favor a Rotax, whereas I am a BMW, CAT & Cummins aficionado, so ......

...... a letter from the Wuhan IOV which said "If you can achieve that with just one of yours, we want to sponsor you to undertake some lesearch that will leward you beyond your wildest dleams. So here, have a Haval as a downpayment and get your ......."

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Cappy now faced a serious mass of sliding bodies, one with teeth that could .......

..... do considerable damage to his sack of cashews, and the others with tusks (respects to all Fleetwoods Macs past & present) that could .....

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

........dropped their loads just as the Lab arrived and skidded ............

.... on the pig sh......

..... the pigs misheard him and .....

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.................but before he could finish, Eleanor, aged 87 and half blind yelled "TRUFFLES".........................

.... and she unleashed 3 truffle pigs & a truffle labrador, who rushed at Cappy and hit him right between his .......

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

....disappointing, want my money back, deflating, such a little thing, a let down, bent, not up to the description on the box, damaged goods, yellow, and .....................

...... yet strangely desirable and satisfying.

"That's nothing" said Nobu, who gave them another kicking just for ruck, and to make them compretery brack "Here radies, have a rook at these ...........

7 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

He didn't know whether to scream or spit blood, but before he could do either, Nob's boot came up.........

......... and connected with what many amazed and satisfied ladies (NTTIAWWTBTW) over the years have described as .......

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Nob looked at Cappy with that WW II look, and Cappy started to shake. He ducked as the knife swished past; Nobushi was a Samurai and Cappy knew this fight was going to the death. He grabbed a postcard from the desk.............

...... and a pair of scissors with which to fashion a working star knife, a 1911 Colt - in 9 mm no less [with the original design issues fully rectified] - & a nappy for Turbo's egg-nested statue, all with which Cappy bravely ......

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

"It might look ridiculous to us" he said, nodding at Cappy, "but its an unbelievable chick magnet in the streets of Japan

.... "But I do agree that it looks like he has egged his nest" added Nobu.

..... upset when his statues show him wearing jodpurs, & a depressingly low crutch line, as this one does in ......

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Honolulu, cruise out to Waikiki, and catch a few rays before .............

...... skinning them and selling them to Japanese tourists in packets containing the "makings" for shark fin soup, but also with their tail as .....

48 minutes ago, CT9000 said:

......half a mile is still a long way in a Haval ute with an un reliable engine even if the engine is painted Nissan blue with a 1200 badge on the top.........

.... "Don't knock the Havals" commented OT who has taken them on in WA and has his sights set on .......

47 minutes ago, CT9000 said:

on the top.........

Mrs Cappy likes Turbo for that too. Just say'n.

13 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo's lunches are legend ... a snout in the trough, and after a couple of hours

And that is apparently what Mrs Cappy enjoys so much too, during her "discussions" with Turbs.

48 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

........Cappy used his own experience with his One Wing Airlines which had just gone around in circles

The Rat thought that he was on a winner with OWA as he had pioneered a Round the World service (although it was inefficient as the aircraft had to side-slip all the way in order to fly straight) and his moto was RTW with OWA, but then Pan Am tumbled to the lurk of one way RTW and OWA experienced their 1st commercial pressure, plus passengers eventually favoured aircraft with 2 wings (the public are dills).

48 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......who are always in it to make a dollar too, and Cappy was thinking of setting up a factory to make Polarizer sunglasses, that's just the way he is until .......

..... he realised that being a polarizing figure (Turboref) was different to what was needed for Polarizing Lenses, and with that Ratty's OPSM (ROPSM) was borne and has been paying his ........ 

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

........got a bit slow on the track.

Not many people know that what was inside the box was a ........

.......... a brave mouse (Cappyref) that runs around inside the box pressing the contacts on an LED which indicates "More Power" on a sticker on the outside.

Cappy had taught Peter how to drive (and Jack too) and was well known in racing circles where he also taught Nicky about the dangers of fire (and the pitfalls of owning an airline (avref)) where ...........

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Cappy's wife  mentioned this transition every time she saw Turbo, asking what she could do about it, but Turbo was diplomatic as always, sympathising with Cappy's problem

Turbo and Cappy have been best mates for about 50 years and have always helped each other with money, support & advice when needed (Cappy was a cornerstone investor in several of the Turbine Industries initiatives). Cappy also thinks it is lovely, as Turbo confirms above, that Turbs meets Mrs Cappy every few weeks for a few hours (sometimes they talk for over half a day, so that's nice when Turbo is as busy as he is) to discuss the meaning of life and a few other things which must mean a lot to her, as she always comes home relaxed, happy, smelling of Old Spice and sometimes with her hair a bit ruffled. But Cappy has always trusted his best mate and is certain that Turbo would never do the wrong thing .......... although Cappy also notes that Turbo has never been a great conversationalist with him, which is also proven by his posts in Wreck Flying.