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..... "Look children, there are prime examples of shriveled up old prunes who constantly live in the past, drive classic sports cars & pink Suzukis etc .... and speak constantly & somewhat boringly of Blue Heads, Drifters, Thrusters as well as Rag & Tube more generally (how sad is that?) .... then when they feel strong and aggressive after taking their meds, they chuck in denigrations in order to speak ill of the great public servants at CASA ..... and yet they call box headed Cockeys whingers when it doesn't rain for 5 years. On hearing this expose, the Riverina Wheat Cockies' kiddies all reflexively gave the Old Pharts the bird (avref), then loudly proclaimed "There is no Gumly Gumly pub, you dill. It's called The Shanty & it's @ Alfredtown, ..... having been previously owned by one of Cappy's mates before the Rebels took it over and it was shut down [There may be a good opportunity here for Turbine Licensed Premises PLC]. Not many people appreciate that Crappy is one of the few individuals in OZ with the twisted yet dynamic personality to bridge the gaping divide between Cocky Grazier/Expansive Landowner, AUF membership, BOB attendee (non-gay division), and NES contributor..... yet nevertheless, here he is, live on the NES and available to all, such that even Bernie cannot resist the in-depth discussions on the NES (which is now larger and more popular than the host organization of Wreck Frying, hence Eeean's jealous disposition recently). But then Skye got her second wind (it's the cabbage in the Chicko rolls) and she commenced to shriek ".....

.... the CASA 1%ers and Turbine Ag Bikes P/L teamed up, sourcing a Chinese copy of the "Yamaha Blu Cru" initiative (call the Spratrey Bru Clu Aggy (avref) Bike). Not only did they offer off-licence smokes and tax-free grog at each of the CASA 1%er RAGE parties, but all the wives of CASA employees became known by the Bikie term "That's his Old Lady" and some of them really liked this new 1%er Old Lady lifestyle, where, on the drop of a hat (or undies), they could have whoever or whatever they ..... The Turbine Chines Ag bike BRU CLU initiative mirrored this one.

..... extend their operation to take complete control of the Aviation (avref) industry. In combination with the Hells Angels they developed a completely tax-free AUF and the old phart pilots flocked there to save a heap of cash ..... and with the Mongels as their main partner, they opened a black-market office named CASA, which shocked the industry as it was 3000% more efficient plus treated pilots and LAMES with respect .... which is previously unheard of .... and both organisations processed paperwork within 30 minutes, and each response contained a yellow smiley stamp. Therefore, outlaw motorcycle gangs became a valued and essential part of aviation, some repatched themselves with a big yellow smiley stamp on leather vests, and even in desolate lawless outposts such as QLD and WA, the average aircraft owner and pilot was ......

..... deposited them in only to the green bins ..... from whence they will be recombined with the other garbage once the council truck turned the corner. The skint Hezbollocks and the broke Hamas hit teams hit, from financial necessity, on a new environmentally friendly way to kill fadels and a few infadels with equal efficiency. They bought Yangzi flood damaged BYD sedans and drove them to infadel infested coffee shops, parked them close by and waited for them to catch fire. Sure, a few of the terrorists fell asleep in the comfortable Chinese front seats after the adjusters broke, or snoozed post coitally with their favorite Capra Aegagrus Hircus cuddled up in the back seat, + went to see their 72 virgins (hard to find in Moorabbin or WW ..... and many preferred the Capras rather than having to teach stuff to the Virgins) when the lithium hit the road, and the term self-immolation became well known, and barbecued Capra became as popular as shonky tobacco products on the black market, where ......

..... quite effective, but was a one-off, and that was the central problem ....... what with the cost of skydive training, aircraft hire, skydive club membership, and Semtex, belt, webbing vest, stain proof undies, and single use white sheets etc, the costs rose to a point where even Iraq sent down a bean-counter who asked for audited copies of all accounts, and the flow of cash then .....

"But" Harry whispered in the ear of the swarthy bloke next to him "BOCTBCG (Beware of Casper the bomb-chucking goast".

.... zoomed (avref) up (avref) the .....

..... it just lay there, like it was still on the spare parts shelf at OT's Earthmoving Emporium and Foundry. But everyone was amazed when one of the goasts started to levitate above (avref) the crowd. "Don't worry about him" assured Halal al Alalahaka (Harry to his mates) "As that's just his party trick when he's been into the hash. We just call him "Casper" when he does this and then ignore him." But Casper had something else in mind, and he ......

..... fidels have also been struck by thru-bolt shrapnel (not may people know that some have claimed that it was a "shaped-charge", but it has since been proven that it was just thru-bolt shaped), which the UN have declared to outside the Geneva Convention, and the fidel bomb-chuckers have subsequently filed a class action with the ICC to receive compensation for their ......

Crappy hopes that we have no readers who are homophobic, as here we have a rather frank, shocking and disturbing admission by Turbo of his carnal (or canal) relationship with a GFA member, ..... NTTIAWWT.

... with their feet up on the desk and a Maccas happy-burger stuffed in their cakehole, while a .......

And there, dear readers, is proof of the influence of the NES, and of the turgidplonker himself, as an individual poster. Prior to this post, the Strait of Hormuz, and the Ayatollah's Theocratic Regime were the big concentration, and now the conflict has moved back to Iran, with Jab based death and destruction raining down again on Tehran just like Operation Desert Storm. As a result, the Mayor, Alireza Zakani, was wearing clean undies & having coffee and cake in the main drag with lipstick on his best looking pet goat, (and not many people know that Tehran is twinned with Hiroshima), so when the 1st of the Jab drones hit the capital, the goat dropped a load and Alireza said in arabic & backwards "that was f@#& the What?", and he automatically blamed Marco Turbine and his brother Donald Turbine in the US, but instead, the driver of the Jab Drone was a bloke named Bruce from ......

... the Jab jockeys realized that this was undesirable, and that the F36's were ......

.... employees who he recognised from last night at the Moorabbin soup kitchen and doss house. But as the CEO so often spruiks "We are an equal opportunity employer and it was Clarry over here, with 57 years on the dole & therefore the much admired record holder, who came up with the designation F-36, which automatically devalued those poxy 35's and the dills at the Dept of Defence snapped these 36's all up via a 25 Year Supply Contract (the much vaunted "FYSC") and we were off to the ....

..... as once the Carolers were full of "soup", the rocks started to be relocated from the scenery backdrop and to be chucked at the audience, ....... and so, dear City NESers, the fun-loving Riverina folk saw in another yuletide season, all the while as the Tocumwal cross-cuntry sailplanes made their designated turn overhead, and some wag pulled out a 243 and acted like a Bedouin wedding, putting 10 into the air, which caused one of the ex-military pilots of one of the sailplanes to say FXXX and to release a flare, so that .....

.... after his time producing JC Superstar in Sydney in the 60's, and his memory of the controversy based around Marcia Hines playing Mary, Cappy decided to give Loxy and the Deni Scrubber the flick, and Crappy's "hook" to raise the profile of Les Miz, which has been a bit of a flop worldwide so far, is for the Riverina Tour to employ Marcia again to play opposite Mike Tyson in the lead roll + with George Floyd playing the Ghost, so that ......

Dear NESers - Please make allowance for Turbo's industrial deafness, or more likely caused by that other more obvious method. It was Motul not Mogul, as needed because of Crappy's elevated position, like Turdy, in Aussie motorsport and aviation circles (avref) (Both have declined numerous suggestions of Hall of Fame inductions in both disciplines).

.... who was a bigger name than Barnaby at that time and Pauline had been trying to get him over the line ever since Pauline's daughter was born. (Pauline's hair is slightly red, her daughter's hair is blonde, Cappy's hair was blonde at that time ..... so don't tell anyone, and there is nothing definite, but astute NESers can draw their own conclusions). Cappy had always been earmarked for ON's first Lower House seat and for immediate progression to PM over the following 2 years, but had knocked it back as not being an interesting enough challenge, plus it left no time for making numerous NES posts each day ...... and NES-wise, the click-meter shows that the posts by Crappy, Tubb and the Singularoot get more visits and attention than does Trumpy on Truth Social + Elon on X, so Eeeeeean is also keen that we stay here and continue to make Wreck Frying, or whatever it is called now, the financial success that it has been ever since Turdy 1st joined on that famous day on 15th September 2007. (Not many people know that Turdy's join-up date was merely the length of an elephant's gestation period after Crappy 1st lifted the international profile of this site, just a short 20 years ago last week. .......... It is also notable that OT is just a new-boy blow-in by comparison). One Nation had never stopped chasing him, but .....

..... an anonymous passer bye dropped a note on his table and disappeared with a sidestep into Woolies. When Cappy looked at the note it was all black, and he immediately realised that this was a photo of the Woolies carpark slab in Griffith .................... from the underside. The message was clear and Crappy called his swarthy little blood-brother mate, who was still getting over the infection that he picked up from Cappy's fox skinning and lamb de-nutting knife, but he .....

..... the cash ............. and then Turbo laughed that mischievous laugh that we all know so well, and which makes him so loveable to all members of Wreck Frying, (and everyone knows that you don't worry about MTOW in a 230, which was designed as a 4-seater). When Tubb goes all loveable (for he can also be a nasty killer as shown in the next part of the NES), the wrinkles in his furrowed brow moved down and out, to become laughter lines that look a little like the Grand Canyon. But after the giggle, Turdy's eyes then rolled around like a cash register (young NESers need to get their AI to search for info on this mechanical relic) as he toted up the $10 M and considered how much of that he could scam from poor old lovable Cappy the Rodent (tested as Hanta virus free, so new NESers should not panic). The short, furtive, olive skinned man and Cappy then took a penknife and there, in the main street of WW, joined their blood (which splashed the coffee shop table, and into the froth on his capuchino, when Cappy nicked an artery) and took an oath which committed them to .....

...."The pen of my aunt is in the garden" to which Cappy replied "The juniper berries get eaten by the starlings" and once those security protocols were successfully resolved they both hugged, felt each other up for concealed carry, then both said, in a pre-arranged collegiate manner while giving high fives "The Raptor Squad are wankers, Krissy is a medal junky, and ......

..... the splatterings of oranges and various other stoned fruits on the beautifully blended Jab winglets (avref - which scythe through the orchards and pot crops with ease), and .....

.... Crappy had bought their secrecy, because some argued that clipping the tops of river gums meant that he was below 500 ft minimums and that 90 degree of bank, while essential to follow the meandering of the Creek, were unwise in conservative flying circles. But Cappy bought a round of drinks at the pub, so that shut them all up, he said again that he never flies below 500ft unless on final and that the appearance of a 90 degree bank was just the sun reflecting off the 230's perfect paint job, .......... or swamp gas. So while The Land didn't pick up the story, the fully coordinated flying has entered the realm of aviation folk lore (in Crappy's mind anyway), and is well regarded in ...... As does the Murrumbidgee, all proven to Ratso when he naively took his Hobie canoe 15 road kms upstream ready for a quiet afternoon's paddle back to Wagga X 2. 40 kms later, an emaciated and collapsed Crappy needed help to exit the canoe and even more help to load it back onto the troopy, and has never fully recovered since ..... but he had seen 1 platypus so it must have been all worthwhile.

.... Billabong Creek and its numerous anabranches, the longest creek in the world, had wombats and wallabies with parched tongues and busting for a sip. (Even the Eastern Browns have stopped hissing and lie around looking like emaciated sticks). Cappy-the-daring-Flyboy (CtdF) has flown the full 600 kms length of the Billabong Creek, just because he could, and at the time somebody cruelly commented ......

.... if you have a spare jerry can of avgas and trail it around the paddock to light it, in the shape of a bunny rabbit that can be just about seen from space. Not many people know that there has been a short supply recently of good fires associated with Denni UM attendees or bunnies in dry grass at fly-ins, and the NES is committed to supporting such causes to ....