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... the Jab jockeys realized that this was undesirable, and that the F36's were ......

.... employees who he recognised from last night at the Moorabbin soup kitchen and doss house. But as the CEO so often spruiks "We are an equal opportunity employer and it was Clarry over here, with 57 years on the dole & therefore the much admired record holder, who came up with the designation F-36, which automatically devalued those poxy 35's and the dills at the Dept of Defence snapped these 36's all up via a 25 Year Supply Contract (the much vaunted "FYSC") and we were off to the ....

..... as once the Carolers were full of "soup", the rocks started to be relocated from the scenery backdrop and to be chucked at the audience, ....... and so, dear City NESers, the fun-loving Riverina folk saw in another yuletide season, all the while as the Tocumwal cross-cuntry sailplanes made their designated turn overhead, and some wag pulled out a 243 and acted like a Bedouin wedding, putting 10 into the air, which caused one of the ex-military pilots of one of the sailplanes to say FXXX and to release a flare, so that .....

.... after his time producing JC Superstar in Sydney in the 60's, and his memory of the controversy based around Marcia Hines playing Mary, Cappy decided to give Loxy and the Deni Scrubber the flick, and Crappy's "hook" to raise the profile of Les Miz, which has been a bit of a flop worldwide so far, is for the Riverina Tour to employ Marcia again to play opposite Mike Tyson in the lead roll + with George Floyd playing the Ghost, so that ......

Dear NESers - Please make allowance for Turbo's industrial deafness, or more likely caused by that other more obvious method. It was Motul not Mogul, as needed because of Crappy's elevated position, like Turdy, in Aussie motorsport and aviation circles (avref) (Both have declined numerous suggestions of Hall of Fame inductions in both disciplines).

.... who was a bigger name than Barnaby at that time and Pauline had been trying to get him over the line ever since Pauline's daughter was born. (Pauline's hair is slightly red, her daughter's hair is blonde, Cappy's hair was blonde at that time ..... so don't tell anyone, and there is nothing definite, but astute NESers can draw their own conclusions). Cappy had always been earmarked for ON's first Lower House seat and for immediate progression to PM over the following 2 years, but had knocked it back as not being an interesting enough challenge, plus it left no time for making numerous NES posts each day ...... and NES-wise, the click-meter shows that the posts by Crappy, Tubb and the Singularoot get more visits and attention than does Trumpy on Truth Social + Elon on X, so Eeeeeean is also keen that we stay here and continue to make Wreck Frying, or whatever it is called now, the financial success that it has been ever since Turdy 1st joined on that famous day on 15th September 2007. (Not many people know that Turdy's join-up date was merely the length of an elephant's gestation period after Crappy 1st lifted the international profile of this site, just a short 20 years ago last week. .......... It is also notable that OT is just a new-boy blow-in by comparison). One Nation had never stopped chasing him, but .....

..... an anonymous passer bye dropped a note on his table and disappeared with a sidestep into Woolies. When Cappy looked at the note it was all black, and he immediately realised that this was a photo of the Woolies carpark slab in Griffith .................... from the underside. The message was clear and Crappy called his swarthy little blood-brother mate, who was still getting over the infection that he picked up from Cappy's fox skinning and lamb de-nutting knife, but he .....

..... the cash ............. and then Turbo laughed that mischievous laugh that we all know so well, and which makes him so loveable to all members of Wreck Frying, (and everyone knows that you don't worry about MTOW in a 230, which was designed as a 4-seater). When Tubb goes all loveable (for he can also be a nasty killer as shown in the next part of the NES), the wrinkles in his furrowed brow moved down and out, to become laughter lines that look a little like the Grand Canyon. But after the giggle, Turdy's eyes then rolled around like a cash register (young NESers need to get their AI to search for info on this mechanical relic) as he toted up the $10 M and considered how much of that he could scam from poor old lovable Cappy the Rodent (tested as Hanta virus free, so new NESers should not panic). The short, furtive, olive skinned man and Cappy then took a penknife and there, in the main street of WW, joined their blood (which splashed the coffee shop table, and into the froth on his capuchino, when Cappy nicked an artery) and took an oath which committed them to .....

...."The pen of my aunt is in the garden" to which Cappy replied "The juniper berries get eaten by the starlings" and once those security protocols were successfully resolved they both hugged, felt each other up for concealed carry, then both said, in a pre-arranged collegiate manner while giving high fives "The Raptor Squad are wankers, Krissy is a medal junky, and ......

..... the splatterings of oranges and various other stoned fruits on the beautifully blended Jab winglets (avref - which scythe through the orchards and pot crops with ease), and .....

.... Crappy had bought their secrecy, because some argued that clipping the tops of river gums meant that he was below 500 ft minimums and that 90 degree of bank, while essential to follow the meandering of the Creek, were unwise in conservative flying circles. But Cappy bought a round of drinks at the pub, so that shut them all up, he said again that he never flies below 500ft unless on final and that the appearance of a 90 degree bank was just the sun reflecting off the 230's perfect paint job, .......... or swamp gas. So while The Land didn't pick up the story, the fully coordinated flying has entered the realm of aviation folk lore (in Crappy's mind anyway), and is well regarded in ...... As does the Murrumbidgee, all proven to Ratso when he naively took his Hobie canoe 15 road kms upstream ready for a quiet afternoon's paddle back to Wagga X 2. 40 kms later, an emaciated and collapsed Crappy needed help to exit the canoe and even more help to load it back onto the troopy, and has never fully recovered since ..... but he had seen 1 platypus so it must have been all worthwhile.

.... Billabong Creek and its numerous anabranches, the longest creek in the world, had wombats and wallabies with parched tongues and busting for a sip. (Even the Eastern Browns have stopped hissing and lie around looking like emaciated sticks). Cappy-the-daring-Flyboy (CtdF) has flown the full 600 kms length of the Billabong Creek, just because he could, and at the time somebody cruelly commented ......

.... if you have a spare jerry can of avgas and trail it around the paddock to light it, in the shape of a bunny rabbit that can be just about seen from space. Not many people know that there has been a short supply recently of good fires associated with Denni UM attendees or bunnies in dry grass at fly-ins, and the NES is committed to supporting such causes to ....

.... every time that Robin-of-Loxley heads out to do some antisocial circle work at the Deni Ute Muster, where a Chicko Roll is classed as exotic wog tucka ..... except perhaps for when they go super exotic cannibal, and someone sets fire to another of the attendees like they did last time, because in the region around Deni that is called .....

..... tried to prove that he wasn't just focused on Dagos & their tucka, but to be specific, he went on to list Eyeties, Lebs, Ruskys, Maltesers and various other wops, but once the Chinese or WA came up for a mention, it was .....

There is a very well-known expression in Melbourne that gets a giggle from all underworld hard-men and it is "Shotty pellets on the aluminium nameplate make Lavazza really p!ssed off".

..... , and when he is lucky, he has Mrs Turbine or some floozy sitting on his lap, sometimes even facing him, but just at the crucial time one of the plastic chair legs always gives way and folds in that "pierce-ya-bum" (pyb) kind of a fashion that causes an involuntary clench which kills the ardor, and also the ...... If Turbs had just $1 for every time this happened, he would be an even richer man. But on the bright side, he has used them as free birth control for almost 3/4 or a century.

.... purchases shares & other equities based on what Turbo discusses with him when they meet to have their coffee and cake every few days in Lygon St. Crappy has found this to be well worth his while, despite the drive-by shootings because the various Melbournistan Crews mistake Turbs for Carl Williams or Mick Gatto. Why, just last week poor Gavin "Capable" Preston was mistaken for Turbo "You-Can-Do-Anything" Turbine, who was sitting with Crappy discussing the SpaceX IPO just before he had to duck in order to ......

..... such that Elon wants to include Turbine Rock Lobster Farms (TRLF) in his upcoming Starlink IPO (SIPO), however Tubb (who is a good mate of Elon as well as best mate of Cappy) has strategically excluded Turbine Yabbies Inc (TYI) and the Turbine Refined Marron Conglomerate (the TRMC) from any access by the Musk machine. (While Turbo's people are talking with Elon's people, so far it is at a stalemate bigger that the US and Iran). Not many people know, as you would never suspect it, that some cynical members of Wreck Frying, or whatever it is called now, think that the NES may be far-fetched, yet here we are with proof positive that .....

..... always surfing in a big aluminumium cage that he pinched from a shark dive boat at Port Lincoln. Not many people know that Port Lincoln (then called Lincoln, because it was just a beach and a kabab shop) has been home to CCi and the Endeavour, which was originally named the "Strive-Very-Hard" until 2 of the crew were taken by Great Whites as they frolicked naked on the Lincoln foreshore, so CCI renamed it so that the stigma of having crew eaten would not stick, and frighten the tourists away. WA is still learning that lesson today, known in scientific circles as the "Jaws Conundrum". As a result of Kelly C's great example, the Geraldton Industrial Park filled with aluminumium fabricators and the WA Premier, (another Cook from a branch of the family arising from Jimmy's time as a young, but obviously fertile, cabin boy having fun with the ladies from the Batavia), little Roger Cook, said that this boost for Geraldton would soon overtake the rock lobster industry (which Labor & the Greens espouse should not be eaten, as they are nice little crustaceans that actually have nicer personalities than they taste), and would ....... Below is a recent photo of Kelly C taking a right at Margaret River.

.... reinvested at the Blue Oyster, where they have a couple of doors behind which was populated with off-shift itinerant Firies and bored Cocky's wives .... which, once thru and closed again, it is said that time "stands still" to quote Semen bull. Pee-Oh Joe, the Kepper of the Key felt that he was under appreciated, as being just a Kepper meant that he was a long 2nd to Harry Turdbine, and Joe resolved to ......

.... , until Semen bull pointed out that while possessing a key was interesting & symbolic in itself, a key that was without a lock that was without a Time Door (TD) to fit into, is like a red corvette on a sunny (optimisticref) Melbournistan day, without a .....

.... of the midshipmen realized that all of the 707's are parked up in Arizona, except the one that John Travolta has, which is parked up at his joint, so all of a sudden, the crew realised that the 707 analogy was a curse and the Golden Star(Liner) became same like the Boeing Starliner and was stuck in Tahiti, as its namesake was at the ISS. This made finding the Time Door (TD) doubly important, so they went to look in the ......

.... the increase in the rat population of Taswegia, so that the Tasmanian Tiger became so fat and lazy that they became extinct and didn't even care about it. (The last one was named "Thylacine" by his mates, except he didn't have any.)

..... when he found that they were taking a short cut via .....