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Hence why there are so few children in Nepal.
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As all NESers would know, it is not easy being the Campside Cook, a Forward Scout and the Commanding Officer, but the Cooks have performed that role ever since Fred and Wilma first did "it" in the back seat of his peddle car. Wilma getting ready for once they drop off Barney and Betty. All NESers should applaud Onesie's clever play on the Flintstone name. ..... perfected the tail dragger (dogwithwormsref) undercarriage, the Unicycle, the Menstrual Cycle, the Malvern Star, and the .....
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If any NESer wants a kukri, Cappy can get you one cheap via Cappy being the Grand Poobah of the Knights Templar. Cappy can also get you a special life insurance & funeral deal (mainly funeral) if you want to come and fight for us in Syria.
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..... spent time with the Gurkhas in order to hide his activities behind the lines in China, where he became so expert and precise with wielding a kukri that one of the many Japanese restaurants in Tibet offered him a job chucking eggs across the BBQ, using his kukri to make roses out of radishes, and ...... What Cappy's great, great, great grandy can do with one radish and his kukri.
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Mind you, this is because the Bok Choi is the same tenderness as a palm frond. And even the water is hard.
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.... to earn the additional campaign ribbons that get the chicks in every Anzac Day. But a kukri on each ear can be deleterious to one's shoulders, but would surely be handy in the event that a Gurkha tries to ..... A brown kbar, which is what the enemy does when it is used affectively.
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Most Stihl owners ask that question until they graduate up to a Husqvarna or Honda chainy or Whipper Snapper.
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...... as to save wear & tear on his Gerber Multi Tool, not to mention the Dersert Storm cammo KBar strapped to his leg, and the .....
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..... ability to chuck Harleys over his shoulder came from his family's long-standing practice of flicking pigs over a height stick, then after their manhood initiation program (sometimes involving circumcision with an early model Leatherman), they flicked steers (but never heifers, as the family has respect for the females of any species). Ted then strutted down the middle of Bayliss St, pulled his Leatherman from its pouch, and .....
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Cappy thanks his mate, Turbo, for this explanation and for straightening out his misunderstanding. Cappy apologizes for any angst that this may have caused.
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..... there was Doubtfire, stepping forward to protect the Cockies with thighs that are the personification of fat lady's thighs, and also with biceps like fat lady's thighs (all 100% unshaven) and with her firm long black truncheon erect & at the ready.[Some NESers who have dated Doubtfire in the past have questioned her ethnicity and trans status, but we shall leave that for another post]. So for all NESers that like their ladies to be carrying a bit of beef and to be on the cuddly side (and I know that you are out there), I invite you to consider the SaA's predicament and ......
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...... actually pink faced Charley Artificial-Insemination (another clever sheep reference) who is in your spot in his Subaru Brumby ute, so perhaps we need to go outside and check before we ......
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.... John Deere t-shirts outside a set of RMW moleskins, with a ...... In the Riverina you can still see the original colours of the various clothes, whereas in WA they are all the same dirty ochre colour, and in Melbournistan the only t-shirts permitted to be worn are red with "I love Dan", "Jacinta loves Machetes" or "Jacinta is Hot" on them.
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.... the den of iniquity that is the Blue Oyster, where, with Robin of Loxley, the TurgidPlonker, bull, the Only-ever-had-one-root, and Doubty, they all ......
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Then defrocked and deflowered (again) in 2024 when .....
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..... see who could pay the most for the R. M. Williams conglomerate. OT's penchant for sub-continent labour led him to ask Albo, over their 7th glass of PIMS "Hey, Tony, given my proven skills, do you reckon that I could get Penny back over the fence?" Tone thought long and hard, and replied " .....
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Cappy is also familiar with the term Sky Pilot being a reference to the Clergy or God Botherers. This "Sky Pilot" term also seems apt, as it carries with it a connection to Papal Infallibility, which ties in well with the technical and aviation skill sets & standing/high regard in which Turbo and Onesie are held. But I prefer "Sky Pilate" given the subtle reference to Pontius, and given Turbo's and Onesie's ability to sentence anyone to a forum-based punishment, or even digital death, who makes an error on the technical aspects of the aviation arts ........... or they can, of course choose to Welease Wodger ... or Pwaney in our case.
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.... come clean about his moments of passion with Bronny, and all the times in the parliamentary spa with Amanda VanRock, when your beloved Cappy had to .....
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My dear thousands of NES readers, now including all aircraft worldwide. Using the old name we often referred to this site as Wreck Frying, but what do we do now with the new AP/Aircraft Pilots moniker? Aircraft Pillocks perhaps?
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..... and you shake "it" all about, whenever .....
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..... they imitated Ed Devereau and Tony Bonner by saying "What's that Skip? Chairman Mao has fallen in the liver and hurt his reg? Come on Skip, rets lun and lescue him" Skip, who would normally answer with a few Zulu type clicks, which when translated from Zulu actually meant "Don't be a dickhead Tony, I'm only a kangaroo", then replied, because the NES has disclosed that he is a Chinese speaking ex Prime Minister, by saying .....
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..... had always wanted to fire a machine gun with a flat round magazine, but he objected to the Star of Mao being on his forehead, so he ...... What are the odds that Turbo, Cappy and Harry would be in the same CPP propaganda pic?
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.... slipping out of his wetsuit and ..... Harry in his wetty and chatting with some modern and hip Mongolian chicks at Lake Khövsgöl. Their yurt & long-drop is off camera to the right of the camera position.
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..... chuck the used Depends down their long-drop, then he would towel himself off, put on 3 new pairs, and watch the Mongolian ladies swoon because of his new rounded shape "down there", before striding confidently, although bandy leggedly, back to the CT, when he would ......
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.... filling the cockpit. So he always wore 3 pairs of Depends "Aviator's Special" nappies as developed by Turbine Urine Control & Development Corp, plus Harry could land the CT on a sixpence (or a tögrög as the Mongolians call it) so Harry would often land beside a yurt and ......
