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They'd be handy to track aircraft close up

Is THAT why you gave them those cameras?

.........confuse the enemy. However Turbo had lost all intersest and was running for Shitters Ditch despite the air being fuill of flying bullets. Not many people know the US Confederate Soldiers suffered from epidemics of Cholera and Typhoid because they defecated in the streams they were drinking from. It was Cyrus B.Turbine who invented the ditch and plank process. The Greyss, still with the squirts, called them Shitters Ditch, and they spent more time there than fighting, which is why they lost the war. This time round on the Khyber, the Pashtuns, although long indpendent from the British Raj, still chose Charles Wilmington-Smythe to lead them and he lost no time in setting up Shitters Ditch and painting the sign REMEMBER NEXT TIME LEFT HAND xxxx RIGHT HAND FOOD. Turbo was sitting there groaning and thinking this wasn't such a good idea when there was a scurrying sound and a Khyber appeared twisting his legs. "May I use your SD", he asked. There are some things in War which are beyond just shooting each other, and Turbo invited him onto the plank. "Someone pinched a carton of Macca's Apple Turnovers" he said, and Turbo knew the rest. The Khyber SD plank would be full. The end of the trench disgorged over the edge of a precipice, and down below................

.......atmosphere; it gets boring just sitting there and fighting off attack after attack after attack. Turbo arrived at lunch time with a big carton of Maccas apple turnovers. The kid was just about to throw them in the bin because they were well past their useby date, but Turbo thought Cappy wouldn't notice. Cunning as a trench rat, Cappy watched for any sign of refusal, and Turbo had to swallow........

That's like saying it's time the Police ditched giving speeding fines. There are 538 Councils around Australia, and they're used to people whining about fees.

The US in some States resolved dumping by returning to free tips.

Reasonable access to the fees is available by email, messenger, phone and for some, letter. For what it's worth Council officers get some enjoyment out of that attitude, because those people always tend to slip up. When people don't want to pay the tip fee at our council and just dump their household rubbish, the Council officers go through the pile, find the inevitable name and address and fine the evaders $6,000.00.

We wait to find out why Cappy has lost his dots. Has he been shot? Has he been waiting for orders? or has he just cracked a bottle in the trench? Meanwhile Turbo is in the air in the Air India DC9 which hopefully will make it to the airport. He is in company with a group of NZ SAS troops, so if anyone hears from Cappy, tell him help is on the way, but we'll be stopping off at a Maccas, AI food is terrible.

.......to which Turbo's reply read u r a f t i bar t Sy f r DC 3 h ar jodhpur 7 m forgot rifle..........

......and don't forget to bring up a couple of Scoop ball Scoops for the grenades." We know the b*st**d just wanted to get up there to get the best trench, keeping the last trench for Turbo. That trench was always the one closest to the enemy, but hey, once a VC, always a VC. Turbo could handle it but Turbo was still grounded at Sydney Airport waiting for the Air India DC9 and .........

....where Cappy nearly wets himself trying to tell NES the private secrets of the Turbine family, and which only ceases when Turbo threatens to lock the gin cupboard. However that's secondary to this scary news today: Pakistani military forces have launched retaliatory air and drone strikes against multiple locations in Afghanistan, targeting what Islamabad describes as Afghan Taliban border posts and militant hideouts. The source is Al Jazeera. For those that don't know, The Khyber Pass is a historic mountain pass situated along the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan, winding through the Safed Koh range of the Hindu Kush mountains. At the time Turbo and Cappy fought on "the Pass" the Pashtuns were being shot by the Khybers, who felt they owned the Pass. They claimed the Pass was named after them, but Turbo went to Constantinople and researched in the Constantino Library and found the Khybers were full of it. They weren't Kybers, they were Pushtuns; pushy by name, pushy by nature. Turbo advises the thousands of NES followers, that he has had a phone call from Islamabad, saying we were to standby for "the call" at any minute, so, knowing Cappy will be diligently reading every word of this trying to find a spelling or grammar error; this his his warning also. (Turbo has already ordered an XXX size unform for Cappy to be ready for tonight, such is the urgency), and .........

.....offers which include floggings, requested by a certain C. Cook and ...........

....forecourt with a palacious driveway and rosegarden seedlings sewn with MeatyCompost(c). Here's a photo of the entrance and rose garden 12 months later. If you want faster growth just add .....................

...........product called MeatyCompost which had an aroma all of its own. The meat attracted medium sized animals whichcame up to sniff then crapped on the compost, making it much more fruity for grown beautiful gardens which...............

........meatworks will steadily dispose of the WEF bit by bit. This was a novel idea but they've survived everything else at our cost. There was another matter.................

STILL you can't just press a link and go to the people who can help you.

pay. Turbo shouldn't tell people this but he's just been successful in signing a contract through Turbine Personnel Inc. for Jacinta Ardern to come over and run Victoria for NZ$65 an hour. She gets her own "JA" monogrammed desk, pencils, jugs, chairs, suits etc. and is moving to Melbourne in the next couple of months just after the e............

.......turn brown, grow long teeth and.......

Are you ready Skippy? Go back to the link I posted for NAIPS> click the link> NAIPS will come up on the screen > Register, tell it your chosen Identification and password.> NAIPS will open up and you just have to find a field in which to ask your question.

.......much better than these two last photos, but Alf Garnett here still looks better than Cappy, so it would be a first step, and who knows, Starbucks may have a new SPECIAL next week, or .......................

Yes I have; and what I said was these were unrelated to the organisation you needed to talk to for a qery on ERSA contents. So put them out of your mind. To do what you want to do, you have to click on the link to NAIPS........NAIPS and no other body, Minister or Prime Minister. To show you that the start of your search should be Airservices, aand not other bodies like CASA, since CASA have quite correctly steered you away from them, and presumed that you were qualified for cross-country flying so would know what NAIPS was for. Airservices is the top of that tree, so its about 500% better than CASA, but it's not the body to talk to for the very minor subject you want to talk about. I think I was the one who said that's what your problem was, but you're under no obligation to listen to me. I wouldn't either; it's not because she doesn't like you, it's just for an isssue which you could solve by one quick email or phone call, she doesn't have the time to get down to that level.

.....meant extra weight on takeoff, and they tended to skid away from this because it made the exceed maximum all up weight, but .............

........Starbucks in Silicon Valley. Next thing you know .......

You're repeating irrelevant BS. Still you can't click those links I gave you. According to your post you've talked to seven of the wrong people, if we leave out sundry airfield owners.

Skippy, I actually went to the trouble of finding you the exact links to go to and got a facefull in return. You're on your own.