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clearly has offended Cappy at some stage, possibly during Covid when Wagga Wagga built stocks in Bayliss St and Constable would lock in anyone found without a mask. One day she caught Cappy. Turbo drove all the way up from Melbourne (with disspensation to get to a dying relative) carrying a bag of tomatoes to pay hoim back for that shot up the Khyber that he always jokes about. Turbo missed the first throw, but Cappy was right stirred up and ......................
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Brent, you're starting to wear your welcome out.
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....supplier of Milk-O a product extracted from margarine to make baby milk. He invented this during the period when Go Go dancing was popular and young mothers ...... [The reason why Canola crops have such tough/hard stalks is because they designed it after Turbo's .... and he is therefore personally responsible for all of the glider wheel punctures from when they land-out in harvested Canola paddocks).] Cappy has the story slightly wrong here. The popularity in recent years, and the reason you see Canola growing all over Australia now is to get rid of the ragheads who burst into genuine flying sites and bawl their rubbish, but also think they can fly into anyone's paddock and then complain the gate's in the wrong place.
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.......a waste of time because they have to be washed after each flight. Not many people know that before Sir Sid I died he had become disillusioned with the younger generation of the family who didn't want to ride horses around the stock, but were using Bentleys. Sid actually told this to Sir Gordon Turbine who offered to buy all Sids holdings for cash. Sid jumped at it and the deal was done. At the time, Sid was the biggest land owner in the world, so Gordon's Christmas presents that year were carry overs from the previous year. You'll noitice young Sid is flying over barren land (he can't tell the difference) next to Turbo's thriving Canola crop, and ......
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....get his knees in without winding don the windows and........
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........had deviously (and anyone who gives a plane to Pauline Hanson, saying only, "Don't get fish and chip oil all over it" HAS to be devious) joined one of Perth's notorious nightclubs, as a GO GO dancer, in the hope of snaring Sid Kidman IV who liked to kick up his heels after droving a mob of his cattle to the markets. As luck would have it.........
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.......offering to put cattle on her mining land for free to eat the weeds, but hasn't received a response just yet.............
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.....thread his avid flyer through the gap between the low limb of the gum tree and the gate of the Bull Paddock, bounce, and come to a stop in the mud in fromt of the Machinery Shed. [Turbo apologises for these Agrefs but it is slowly leading to the story of.....................
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.......13. Now everyone who's lived on the Land knows what Bay 13 is, and hopes they are never associated with it. Turbo came close when he was seventeen, but Cappy was too young and probably hasn't been told its real meaning, or how it is ...................
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......discuss the subject with examples. It was agreed the old Rg and Tuber had a point, and at the next Deni Ute Muster he had his own tent and made a fortune selling his product along with the plastic Commodores, Falcons, Valiants, and Brumbys, although the Brumby people were only allowed in the next paddock. That evening after the campers had dragged their mallee roots out of the back and had the fires running and the VB flowing they noticed a little cluster off poor people lining the fence. The Ute Marshall went over thinking they were Deni locals, but, shivering they told him they flew the rag and tube. The Marshall quickly pulled the wires apart and told them to pick a fire, but he was careful toblock the Rag Heads and told them to Get ...............
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.........be allowed by the AUF to train as a High Altitude Instructor (HAI!) permitted to exceed 5,280 feet in daylight. There was a rash of Click and Collect orders placed fopr rainbow hats, rainbow gloves, rainbow T Shirts, but then one ...................
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........they all fly Drifters [avref] and we know what that means because..............
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.............out her slide rule, thinking he was going to calculate thrust, or tail area of the Drifter. Although young, she was already marked for university in Sydney then an operating room nurse for the Deni Base Hospital or ......... Country hospitals were always called Base hospitals because they were usually run by farmers wives whose skills were basic. If you got a big cut, you sewed it up with a bag needle and whiskey because most people whe went there for treatment neven came out.
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.......honed to perfection; the stall turns, camelmans, wingovers and ..............
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....flexible skills in all aspects of flying the new Drifters. That was until................
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......chucked at. Topless display at DUM was expanded to include a Flying topless with low hanging trees, which............
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......a stunning 2,353 units per month bringing a whole new excited group into the Industry. Turbine Aviation were given the power to employ FoSubIs under more humane conditions. New groups quickly formed and if you didn't get your Drifter built in six weeks you were a goose. The Drifter design had been modified to go in the back of a Ute, so qualified for the Deni Ute Muster, and their flying displays were like Naromine on steroids, and.......
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.......the yearly beauty pageants where the competitors are in about the same condition, it could be a worry for the Australian Fowl Association where every feather and drumstick is judged. There are supposed to be some new regulations coming out soon allowing Drifters to use duct tape in some locations and this will saave a lot of welding and ...............
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.........to do with it. The race Corvette interior was still good, so he could rip the interior out of that, save someweight, and hey, what was duct tape for. He'd soon replaced the interior of the road car. Everything that wasn't covered by duct tape was painted matt black; good enough for a Concourse competition, even
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....some Asian Giant hornet killer. There was none in Bunnings, so he went onto his favourite site and when the flurry of responses finished he had 1873 choices. First he had to rule out things like lipstick. The most effeective one was "Pour 20 litres of diesel on the hive and light a match" but that would have ....................
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......Corvette. It started out as an innocent game, until Turbo had it flown to the Spratleys (Mrs Turbo hqad been told this was a secret CIA Training camp that used ex-Russians to beat foreign nationals, so she stayed well away. Turbo had to "find" it himself because it wasn't the samewith no one waving and.........
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...he had his wife on the lead, and....................
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.......price. "Yes" said Turbo, only $10.00, and the conversation became much more friendly. An hour or so later Turbo started, and said "Is that the time?" I promised to take Lexie in for treatment today and rushed off.....
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..........Tummy Ache. The Vietnamese cop pushed a 357 magnum into it, changihng his attitude. He said Someone's got it wrong that's a Mexican cow, the Mexicans call them El Cat. We call them cat el in Queensland eh. This confused the Vietnaamese ccop who let him off, but
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I loved the Jab's rear door in the first or second video, you could see the sky all round the door. Must have been noisy.
