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  1. ........one fund raiser or another for the teeth...............
  2. Asked because "fact onto" is a classic type of AI issue; it can only search x amount of servers, then if it doesn't find "Facthunter" it makes something up. It's a real nuisance on historical documents which haven't been scanned somewhere.
  3. ..........(Turbo apologises for the lack of dots; he had drifted into nostalgia thinking of Elizabeth. No one knew her surname. She worked in the Chemist Shop in Turbo's little suburb. You had to go to the local Doctor for an itch to see her; buying a packet of jelly beans was too obvious. You made sure at least two people had gone in and you slowly walked in waiting for a movement as she spun around; it was like watching the Blue Angels falling out of a starburst. More than one person lost the ability to talk when she said "How can I help you?" She had long blonde hair...........(no, not finished with the dots yet). Occasionally she'd be running errands at lunch time, and the cars in the street would stop. One day Turbo was in the Hardware shop buying some screws, and the assistant next to the one serving had yelled "Jesus!, look at that!" The wide eyes of the assistant confirmed that Elizabeth had just walked in, blond hair streaming out behind. She flew a Cessna 150. Turbo took her out once............................................
  4. .......guest. Since Turbo always attended there under the name Tom Cruise, and looked like Tom, he presumes Tom's people took care of those big tips. Turbo had made sure there was no mention of fees at the KEWHE airport, so all the excitement stayed 17 km away from him. The wombats where hopping a bit - they'd taken it in the guts.
  5. Well let's talk about tribal BS if you want to. It has NOTHING to do with tribal BS Let's get that straight. It had EVERYTHING to do with unqualified people handing out BS advice when each orgalisation has appointed, qualified people to answer questions.
  6. ..........not made in China, but blued, sewn and jeaned by the Navajo in Flagstaff Arizona. In fact, Turbo always buys his jeans in ChuckxJeanswereus because.....
  7. Why would someone come onto a Recreational Aviation Australia site and ask a question that could get several opinions (none of which contain SAAA sources) which could see he aircaft modified to an illegal specification of inspected by SAAA? Why, if you had an SAAA aircraft, would you not refer to SAAA, so you could at least sell it some time? It's only a few weeks ago that I posted the FoI document I obtained from CASA on their audit of RAA aircraft.
  8. ......Turbinia Pokahontas..........
  9. ......free copy of my next Youtube Influencing Sequence and also.........
  10. ....butter him up. While they were talking, he happened to glance down and see 200 rifles held by Muidjarabeam troops pointing at him. He threw on the amazing power of the Bluehead, cleared a mountain and dropped down the other side. They were safe, and cappy made sure his moustache was straight before he ...........
  11. .......the Russians. Older NES members will remember Francis Gary Powers and his U2 Spyplane crash. As we know, FP as eating an apple pie and looking down at the Tundra when it burnt his fingers and he lost control. The US PR machine, as always, cooked up a story, in this case that he was shot down by the Russians. Of course the Russians told him not to come back and he faded frm history. Not many people know about the brave feats of Captain James (AK) Cook who put his age up to join the Air Force at Kapooka, had already made 38 flights over Russia in his little Avid Flyer which was too small to be seen at 9,000 feet. He'd grab some cold sandwiches at Marjie's Milk Bar in Bayliss Street, grab his grandma's eiderdown and be flying ocer Stalingrad two days late, taking some magnificent shots of Russian bombers ready to go, and troops being trained. His box brownie shots are in the Australian War Memorial; you just have to ask for Captain Cook's Box Brownie photos of Russia and they'll find them for you. On one occasion when he was over Kazarkhastan, Cappy......
  12. ........starting up the music, when prayers started to come forth. Cappy had failed to note the two tiny dots after the S, which denote devout prayer. Everyone looked at Cappy in horror; some weren't even authorised for prayers, and in some parts of India that was a crime. This was one of those parts and Cappy was one of those people. It looked like Cappy was in for years eating curried weevils three time a day. He ..........
  13. Spruce Goose dome (Ship, Queen Mary on Right), I went inside aand watched them dismantling the aircraft for shipment up to Evergreen.
  14. ........the line went dead, the way it does when a Phillipino Hot Joc Phone Hustler calls for a donation for the Labor Party's expenses and Turbo says $67 million! And that was the end of that. It was a Sundat night......................
  15. What services are they apathetic about? No forced landing areas, stock on airfields, erosion, roos?
  16. ......911. No one answered, this was Australia, and specifically Wagga Wagga where ....................
  17. Turbo apologises; he zapped early this morning, but the zapper didn't go off........probably all that work on the Doubtful.
  18. ....zapped and zapped and zapped ......................
  19. .....tasering the Priests for their convenience........
  20. .......make up, ad a few people started to Hoot and Jeer. Not many people know that Cappy is just a softy, and he took offence, throwing Puauline up of top the nearest float which was the Bapists who'd been trying tto get into Wagga for years. They gave her a hymn book and puling sung her lungs out. The people in the street raved over her, and when they finished raving, they ran back down the streets to belt the crap out of the louts. Constable Doubtfire was on duty but holding back for the moment , she was incensed at the female insult one of the crowd had unleashed. We can't say who he was, but he worked at the Fire Station. After a while, Doubtfire said "What the hell, and tased the lot of them. At the BOB that night Turbo predicted that Pauline had star attraction and would be a Politician one day.Cappy went even further, predicting ..................
  21. friend of Cappy since her Marching Girls days when Cappy was the Orange Boy and ....................
  22. ...........United Nations. For those NES flyers who live in Guineaa Bisseau or Fiji etc. The United Nations is a lot like CASA, except the United Nations decided to make money by telling everyone that the globe was warming (yes, Gavamound, it was a lot like Chooky Looky), and they only recently went quiet. The UN decided to take Turbo and the Khyber to the World Court. The Judge was so overcome by Turbo's humanity of flying one of the enemy away from where the Khyber's family could have been gassed, that he dissmissed the case and said they could both go free. Turbo asked for $40 million costs and got it, He asked for the same amount for Culnun who became the richest Khyber in the world, a bit like Pauline Hanson who ..............................
  23. .......risk, so both held on as best they could until Turbo helped a now distressed Khyber Culnun to the observation Drifter, which Turbo smartly fired up and flew over the valley where they were much relieved. A few days later Khyber Tea Pickers in the Valley remarked on the foul smell of this years crop. Various officials came out to sniff, aand one even...............................
  24. .......send them a live-stream. At the last minute thy both realised.........
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