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  1. .......even though he hadn't ..........
  2. .....back in Nippon you would be ..................
  3. .......benefits up the hill at the back of Cowla. The Ambassador showed some reluctance, so Nobushi said : "I show you" and disappeared for a couple of hours. Just when the Ambassador thought he'd done a runner, there was the clattering sound of an old bluehead [avref] and an old Avid flyer appeared and did a neat landing on the lawn. Nob took the Abassador up and flew over the old Japanese Prison Camp and showed him the breakout race where so many were machined gunned from the tower. He pointed out the hole in the wire where he and six others escaped and ran to the tunnel aiming it at the centre of food, the Japanese War Garden Cafeteria. Then he peeled off and came down low over a farm. An amply built woman was hanging clothes out on the line and gave them an enthusiastic wave. As they flew up the valleyt they got wave after wave. That night, over dinner at the Cowra RSL, where Nobushi was an Honorary Member, the Ambassaador said "Can I get Honrorary Citizenship in Australia. He was imagining himself dressed in a Dryzabone coat, Akubra and RM boots walking down that valley clothesline by closeline. Nob .............
  4. ........bowed to the Grandmas, then turned back and said "But you should see the grandmas back home, and they" (switching to a whisper) "......................................". Nobushi instantly bowed to the Ambassador, and said "I coming home!, how is mator of Hiroshima?" The Ambassador ................
  5. .........a hot chick (Anyone living in a tunnel under the Cowra Prisoner of War Camp site leading to the kitchen of the Cowra War Gardens probably would), and this was to be his undoing because Doubtfire was in that Mood common to all cops when they decide someone's guilty. A smile is taken as a smirk and the baton comes out, and now anyone could tell that Nob was about to get a flogging. Bowing would not be a smart thing to do.......which he did, and Doughtfire belted him round the ears and kicked .......................
  6. If you care to read the report on the aircraft that was in the Moorabbin CTA when a big storm blew up. Moorabbin was close for traffic. He panicked and kept coming because he was losing visual sight of the ground.The Tower told him Moorabbin was closed, but he landed anyway. Good report.
  7. .......defend his Leader. A few dissidents put him down last week and threw sand in his face, but not many people know he lost his parents in a car crash when he was three, and had to fend for himself. At nine he joined Pug Hancock, a professional boxer who had his own Show Tent and a Team of Boxers. He'd go around all the shows, aand ring the bell to get luckless shearers to take on his gleaming warriors for a few dollars. It wasn't easy for OT out on the road and Pug taught him how to defend himself. At 13 he was so vicious, they decided to put him in the ring taking on all comers. In 7 years of boxing he was never beaten, and in fact none of his fights lasted more than 3 minutes and the local doctors made a lot of money. Pug bought a Cessna 172 with the money and flew OT from show to show, marvelling at the beautifull red hills. He commented on this one day and OT said "That's the Iron Ore!!!!" Pug slipped back to Perth, pegged half of WA, and gave OT fifty bucks. This then was the person facing Doubtfire. She ripped her gins off; OT said "Taser too". She stared that devastating stare at OT but his demeanor didn't change. He didn't.....................
  8. .......breath for analyis. Do you have a driver's licence? Poor old XI had been shielded from these necessities in China, and jumped behind OT for protection. OT being from WA, wasn't fast enough to ..............................
  9. ......XI liked dim sims or flied lice; Xi had been expecting an entirely different question, and he became confused, and pushed her away. As regulars at the BoB know, nobody rejects Doubtfire; it might be a roadworthy check, speeding fine, or drug arrest.........but she'll get you. Spitting with anger, .........................
  10. .......the opportunity sank its claws into his arm, twisted it round until he fell, then shoved her knee into his neck in the classic neck arrest of the outback cop. Cappy ripped his knee up and Doubtfire catapulted into XI, put both arms around his neck and ................
  11. a few bones. In this case the bones had a voice and it was aimed at Turbo, who had brought XI into it. Turbo did a Khyber, leaving Cappy, OT and Xi to face the music (or in this case Doubtfire), and OT stood up to her. Doubtfire was confused for the second it took OT to get into road gear, and she turned on Cappy who................................. The saying "doing a Khyber" comes from that intensive war where a British soldier could be facing 30 Khybers. The only way of escaping was to slide down the near vertical which led to that other term "Shortass".
  12. ...........no one acts up if they see an arm or a leg in it. In fact ............
  13. ...........the Friday night rush for the Big Pizza and ...............................
  14. ........put up a dart board with Trumps face on it. Chairman Xi had never has as much fun in his life. They'd forgotten all about Doubtfire, and the sudden flow of bodies being propelled through the air [avref]....................
  15. .......oriental touch. Turbo, OT and Cappy were very nervous about where this was going. Two black eyes, scraatches all over his face wouldn't go over all that well in China ...................
  16. .....permission from the Proletariat, aand so began....................................
  17. .........it is wrung out of the droppings of one hundred year old possums. Nobushi, who hadn't flown an aircraft since that fateful day when a handfull of Australians, with Nobushi flying the old Corsair [avref] beat the Chinese Navy in the Spratley, and Chairman Xi was so impressed that he quite often flew down from Beijing to join the group for their wild weekends. On one particular flight he arrived after an engine failure and Nob................
  18. ...........Australian." Nobushi, who owned both sides of the road from Cowra to Grenfell and 55,000 sheep started to smile, and said "..............
  19. .......asked; "Can I fry?" Cappy, irritated by the poor english made the mistake of .................
  20. ".....retract it for once, or face kamikazi attack!" And with that he pulled out a white headband with a splash of his blood soaked into the centre. Turbo knew thay had to do something fast to stop him ..........
  21. .........would never be caught using that sort of language, but it is what it is, and Nob refused to take it back (although not quite as bad as Albo's "shag" comment this week.) Turbo has stood under the hypocentres of Hiroshima, (where he heard a B29 and looked up in panic at a seabird),and Nagasaki where a glass museum holds 2 storey high stacks of paper which contain the life story of every person who died. About 500 school children were there singing a hymn. Then they descended on Turbo and asked him his feelings. He almost said "Never swear" but at the last minute changed it to "We must never let this happen again." He knew that the teacher knew about the Mayors and had just saved himself from an incident. He could almost see 9/10 with a question mark in the teacher's eyes. Nobu was a problem when he started; you couldn't shut him up. He was trained in the "no return" Zero school and he just got louder and louder until................
  22. .......interested in rescueing Doubtfire who was no mood for small talk or Nobu's jokes. "You XXXXXXX ........................
  23. "........opened fire, and that what caused us to run into lane to get to Bathurst and machine guns got 241. Dey nebba commit suicide, just ran wlong way. Elosion now taken red dirt away, opened up Japanese tunnel where we live for 30 year. Can see end of tunnel from load. Other end of tunnel next to Japanese Garden Cafeteria; we feed on cully and lettuce sandwiches or hot buttered scones with Ratte or Rong Brack for YEARS! Hahah har ....................
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