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  1. ........The Blotchy Red Empennage Aviation Baron (BREAD). He was the talk of FNQ eh. This caused .........
  2. .........Medicine Man, he painted it red. After reading 136 pages about radio interference when they are painted, he sprayed it with paint remover and left it in its raw state, which made the aircraft................
  3. Boggawigga can, He had been building a Lightwing [avref] for 19 years. It wasn't the complexity of the aircraft, it was the 26 different answers every time he got on the net and asked how to do something. It wasn't that the paperwork which came with the kit was difficult, he just liked to get everyone's opinion. As a result, it looked nothing like a Lightwing and ........
  4. The Incorporated Associations were introduced for just that sort of thing. The members had regular meetings to discuss things, sort through the legalese and present clear information to the members.
  5. ........got better things to eat, eh and XXXX those Kiwis in the South eh" Said Giuseppi, a long time member of the tribe, and a founding..........
  6. She was right on the money; that's how simple it is. The decision making has to be Go/No Go.
  7. How did I get involved in this discussion about a document from RAA.? What's the rest of the dribble about?
  8. ..........there would have to be a head count. As we all know the Boggawigga Tribe was founded on ticking the boxes and not paying tax. It was perfectly legit and they got to live in the rainforests of FNQ. They all had red hair and all had very light skin. At a distance and listening to the crap they went onwith, a casual observer would say he was near an Irish village...... As the Census Inspector got closer and heard the fighting, he knew this was not going to be a good day...................................
  9. ......n attempt to pass them off as $1000 pelts at the Dingo Gate in Queensland. The Dingo Inspector was ex Casa and insisted on Taking DNA samples for all 9 tails/pelts. He was sure they'd come back cat's tails, but the DNA Analysis almost 100% Boggawigga Tribe, which is confined to the upper Yorke Peninsula where Turbo had a cat farm. The DI didn't know what to do; it was above his pay grade but he made a decision anyway.........
  10. ........regretted it as 17,000 Public Servants recently retrenched started crying and screaming. It was clear .....
  11. .....trady fluro outfit with flared trousers, pockets filled with notes and steel toed boots which constantly wrecked her painted nails. However this time she was up against Mr X who photo bombed her shoot dressed in bright red and blue lycra pulling a trolley full of 100 dollar notes (Jazzis pockets only had $2.00 notes - no money left in the till.) Jazzi turned, screwed up her face an .........
  12. ........make his play with a guaranteed strategy, offering billions to Pensioners. It was based on the old ...............
  13. ..Six million Victorians ran out into the streets, threw their bathtowells down onto the footpath crying Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah, because it was the only Afghan they knew, so grateful at getting up to Afghanistaninaniul so SOON!!!! There was one though, who ......
  14. It was until today, when in front of the Viva CEO and Plant Manager Albo said it was unleaded petrol.
  15. Note how neatly dressed they are, stylish too, one of them even wearing a bow tie. A future Prime Minister in there somewhere.
  16. .........Ai cattle prods. He doesn't even have to sit out under a tree to make the, work and feeds them yams and .......
  17. ....Sheepdogs. The sheepdog story has been told before; it produces some of the world's best sheepdogs. With Kiddies, Turbo waits for them to say "Are we there yet?" dor the second time then says "Yes" the kid gets out, Turbo takes off and it keeps the family from expanding. OT over there in the Timeless Land ...................................
  18. .......Turbo had to be very careful wher he walked, always let the guests taste the food first and wore a flack jacket at all times he also wore Kevlar jocks but they chafed so much that at times he .............................
  19. It's not crunch time at all, just needs a few progressive people to get it on track.
  20. ...one driving a Corvette. In the good days no one ever won a prize unless theCorvett driver was asleep, but it started to get expensive with 6 or seven cars and divvy vans (with passengers bouncing around), and K9s with the German Shepherd hanging in by the nuts - all wanting the prize. On one day ...........
  21. .......was amazing for the transformation they'd achieved with Krissy; you'd never pick her for a Bingo caller from Cabramatta. Turbo himself had found the five quarters, two Singapore dollars two Taiwanese Cho Chings and a Mexican 10 Peso. and there she was all decked out. Dayglo had brought along Albo the Great just to reassure herself, but Krissy glowered at Albo and he wet himself. The ceremony was over in seconds, Dayglow rean off, Krissy chucked the medals and went on with booking speeding drivers like Turbo and .......
  22. Turbo thanks Cappy profusely for drawing cartoons on his page and is looking forward to the day when Cappy draws complete people.
  23. ........very short speech about her achievements. Inadvertently this incensed Dayglo, who had been a Prefect at Bendigo High School and didn't take any crap. She sacked another three Ministers just in case there was any more leakage, and showed up with a beautiful bunch of purple lilacs just to annoy "Ironsides" Krissy. With the medal in hand,needle outwards, Krissy narrowed her eyes. Keen NES readers will realise her eyes were narrowed enough as it was. Her medals rattled as she shook herself ready for a fight. Not many people know that Krissy had been trained at Cappy's Kapooka Khyber Pass Unarmed Combat Shed. Don't let that innocent name fool you; many people are sorry they put down that chubby, half asleep teddy bear Cappy sitting in the Bayliss St Coffee shop and found they were facing a whirling dervish of muscle, fists and boots which sent them sailing out into the traffic. Krissy was a graduate of this establishment, and also learned a few tricks like how to ring the steel panel on the front of a Divvy van with a drunk. As Dayglo approached, she seemed much milder .........................
  24. .......much in touch with the wishes of a person which nobody mentions, but who has not been happy about The Dayglo Blonde, or her predecessor Danny the Marauder. It was Danny who brought in Rule after Rule to stop RA pilots building their own aircraft then dive bombing his secret Mansion. A source, who was not authorised to speak on this matter, said it was the Dayglo Blonde doing this in her Drifter, and repainting it after each bombing, but ...............
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