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............and some who had alway gone to Vinnies for ther $2 clothes (because the poor people didn't need them if there was so much in the shops, began dressing up. Soon whole suburbs were changing there ways and you didn't see too many people going to funerals in T Shirts, shorts and sandals any more. People even....................

......manipulate all the coffee shops to show the Daily Turbine News, which of course was quite different to the Left diatribe. The customers appreciated it and told their friends who started going to the coffee shops for new, and they started dumping their EVs, taking their roof solar systems to the tip, and buying real clothes. It was said that ..................

.......ink and sold through coffee shops as TurboInk. It wasn't long before the latte set were ordering a shot of TurboInk with their chosen coffee. Sales increased exponentially when Turbo hired skinny girls (must have teeth) who posed for photos telling how they were fat and never though they would get a gut until TurboInk shots came along. And it wasn't long before ............

...........Rachel......", but it was too late; Rachel wasn't, saw what was coming, walked away and went to the Press...................

....clamping her tongue in a vise. "Plthsth Excrame" came the inevitable answer, but .................

.....want to hesitate, so she asked "Please Eexplain". It was too late; in an instant the ranga Raachel had her in a jaw grip and marched her out onto the street.....................

a chair to shave,never brushed his teeth, aandwas a mysoginist,agenuine one - not like us accused, who decided take BigRed (as Pauline was known); he posted crap about her, argued with anyone who disagreed, called any defenders XXXXXXXs and generally made a nuisance of himself. This was not a good start to taking down Prime Minister, and BR had her admirers who .........

.......then filled with what looked like genuine voting slips,and the boxes delivered the same way as AEC does. Dominion also provided a box minder, so when the second (AEC) batch arrived they were moved into the voting area, but when it was time for the count, the Dominion boxes came out. The scrutineers commented that this was the first year no informals had been received, but then just went ahead and signed off. Now there was a little Hitler, who...................

......Governor General. She was still smarting from the way the President showed her up on his arrival by snapping to attention (she didn't know what attention was) and marching along the Guard line with a complement here, licking his finger and getting a stain off there, and realised all she could offer them was fish and chips. She started to wonder whether it was all worth it, then Albo came along on his Government issue electric scooter, giving her a snarl, and she knew the power of the ballot box. The problem was that all those ballot boxes had been........................

.......invited the Greens to a BBQ. Such was the status of this once powerful Party. Four fights broke out oveer how they would ever get a vote again, and there were plenty of ribs at .........................

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.......realised the typical evasion of an Academic. "I have to do ALL the work around here!" she moaned, and then realised she had to put make up on and go out to the airport to greet the President of Tuvalu..............................

...........take over the Precinct Fish and Chip Shop, and baring her teeth at the thought, would as a first action paint over the "fries" sign and write "chips". This Prime Minister was going to fix every little issue. Of course, in handling all portfolios, she had 78 "Yes Ministers" (YMs) to deal with. There were usually 30 of them sitting on a bench outside the Prime Ministerial office, all academics,and aas we know it was an academic that drowned in a creek of average depth 1 metre. Every question he asked, they answered with "Yes" followed by a long and evasive trail that left her asking "Please explain"..........................................

.......no one turned up. "Please explain" she said to the whips. "Well, Madam Prime Minister, you said you could be the government, and the people only voted for you, electorate by electorate, so here you are - the Prime Minister of no one." Pauline became unsure but still..............

.........................every one had to be called Bill. The oversight was due to Prime Minister Hanson putting her foot down in an angry exchange with the Speaker who ............