........tough questions. Turbo requests no one spread this, but he came home one night and there was a card stuck into the lock from an RSPCA Inspector (well above CASA FOI, and twenty times as officious.) It said:"A woman in a passing car had reported neglected stock to him; they had no water."
It sounded like the Inspector had flown [averf] into a rage, and had written his mobile number as well looking for an urgent call back, to save the lives of the animals (which) were now well asleep in their hay.
It was 11:30 pm; Standing there in the car headlights, Turbo dialled the number, and after a long time a grumpy voice said "Who's THIS!?"
"Agent Turbine" replied Turbo, I'm looking at your card in my gate lock regarding no water for stock" The Inspector summoned his day persona and confidently said, in that I've got you! tone "Ah yes, bit of a worry, sir."
"Did you go on to the property'?"
"Oh No!" (he obviuosly knew how hard the Wallopers can hit with a telephone book), he said.
"Did you look over the gate, and three metres away see a Stock Trough brimming with water, fed by a permanent pipe?
The RSPCA became his best friend instantlyand from that .......................
Not many people know that Jesus was the forerunner to Siri. and Google, where you say Hey Google, can you tell me the landing fee at Canowindra and a voice says "The landing fee at Canowindra is $10.50."
Prior to that people would say: "Jesus Christ!" in anger and get no answer.
or they'd be driving in the wet, and say "Jesus!" as they aquaplaned and Jesus would check their record - confirmed? number of Church services, good deeds, landing fees paid, screwing around and his HP would spit out a yes or no, and he'd give the car a push back on line, or let it go into a tree.
Jesus often complained to Turbo about Recreational Aviation pilots calling him all the time tosave them after they screwed up. "I can help some" he said, but I've got a lot of truckies to look after too."