Jump to content

turboplanner

Members
  • Posts

    24,945
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    161

Everything posted by turboplanner

  1. .......Australians eating their victims and when that was shouted down as ridiculous, invented people to come on the site and give him likes, or make comments about how clever he was, then he innvented baddies who would be "outraged" and make vicious posts that it really happened, but the he needed a sitter on the fence that said it might have happened or it might not, but nevertheless he was the man! and this built into a pile on where nobody knew who was real, and nobody .............
  2. ................He sat there (You can see him sitting on the left side of the monument) every day with a set of headphones on but was never able to articulate what they were saying (this is a common trait in today's X Genners). Of course Turbo, in his Langley capacity fed in some stupid stuff under different names, much the same as ...................................
  3. ................Russian..............
  4. .......trouble, because people who have been in the queue to get an apartment for up to 45 years fill every cavern on the country, leaving long streaks down the sides of hig caverns like hawks, and this leads to ..................
  5. .............acrack in the concrete wide enough to squeeze through. He immediately regretted his action because ................
  6. You've been urging people to do that since the JackC story came on the site. The expansion of recreational flying happened when everyone talked the sport up.
  7. ........Star of Saint Petersburg. This wasn't a terribly popular award because the holder was required to sweep the plinth of the Memorial "The Motherland Calls" in Volgograd. Cappy showed up with a leaf blower, which was confiscated....it wasn't one of his best days. There was a quick "Nyet!" and an ancient broom was put in his hand. The photo shows Cappy jusut to the right of the base. He was halfway through sweeping when he had a brilliant idea..................
  8. .....advertise their businesses. Not many people know that Cappy is a Mining Magnate. We all know the story about Lang Hancock getting lost in the Cessna aand saying "bugger looking for iron ore, I'll put it down here for the night," and coughing all night, his lungs filling with iron ore. Next morning Lang pegged itas the "Hammersley Range". It killed him in the finish. Cappy at the time was also prospecting in the same area in his trusty 230. He saw these bright red hills, pegged them and named them Chiselsley Range. Cappy's mistake was trying to sell the Iron ore to Russia. They wouldn't pay his price and Cappy's short temper ..........................
  9. No I'm using different grammar.
  10. Who's talking to who here?
  11. ................recoil mixed with fear with a shot of the squirts, she'd bitten into his credit card wallet and thought it was.........................
  12. ....threw her hair back and spat. Remembering Churchills quote "You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks" ..................................
  13. ............. .on and on they ran, melons bouncing, through the doors, across the floors, and into the cafeterias. Albo never faltered jumping desks, hurdling lounge suites, nose in the air, and what's left of the hair streaming back. The Sydney Morning Herald guy did a hook turn, and .......
  14. ............other way....at a run. Albo ran corridor by corridor through the Parliament House (paradoxicallty where no one lived), the press hot onto his heels a melon in each hand to get into any shot they could get on him. None of them had any shagging paraphenalia, but none fell behind. Corridor after Corridor
  15. ........Indians were acting outraged and appealed to Albo, Australia's Greatest Prime Minister to do something about it. he looked at Suni, Muni and Raj (who had attended in blue singlet and shorts) "Are you talking about Melons" he asked with a nervous smile. The Indians didn't know what to .......................
  16. ........reconciliations resulting from Tonkinese rumours which ................
  17. Turbo apologises for the absence of dots, but he was distracted by one of the students, Liat, however, work is work and the CFI, Captain Cook VIII with epaulettes reminiscent of Epaulette Himself may wish to ..........
  18. ..................selective NES Readers which now include the Tonkinese National Recreation Aviation Association members who have decided to buy a Turbine Steam Chopper for training and emergency work.
  19. When Turbo takes off that Biggles helmet and the flowing golden locks bounce, people stand in awe. (There is no hand collective; this helicopter has a steam powered eye reactive collective). Look up - you go up; Look down - you go down. There's a learning curve though; Turbo sneezed yesterday and the bastard nearly threw him.
  20. Turbo graciously apologises for leaving the dots off, and appreciates Cappys......... kindness in helping out ............that's it (sh!t) now I need more ........................
  21. ........the competition for the "best cut" in the butcher section of the upcoming Royal Melbourne Show. Some special news just for NES readers. Please don't tell anyone, because this project still has a way to go. As the global warming era comes to an end, Turbine Advanced Technology has developed a recreational helicopter powered by a steam engine. As we know from history, first our ancestors burnt coal as it comes out of the ground, then they compressed it into briquettes so more could be carried on the trains. TAT have invented a way to compress coal down to mini-pellets TurbineSlugs (c), which are tiny, but contain all the energy of steam train blocks. Just for NES readers here a shot of Turbo flying the first helicopter powered by a steam engine. It is hoped ...............
  22. This isn't relevant to my post to Facthunter many posts ago where he said: "Ultra lights couldn't register very high on any List based on reality."
  23. ...any bodies to count, there was no tax on them there either. It was time for a trip to ............
  24. ..............Websites for Beautiful Cat Transitions set to solemn music and a story where you don't have to have your loved one put down, Just book Pussy in and you'll get a video of Pussy walking through the ornate door to PussyLand where Pussy is met by hundreds of friendly cats. Of course they're crowded up that end of the room because they know at the other end there's the sound of machinery and they can see out of the windows a fork truck loading skins, which in some cases belonged to their cousins. Skin production for the network has doubled and these don't even need to be fed or ................
×
×
  • Create New...