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  1. .......bite off more than it could chew which then led to..................
  2. ..........!!!!!!! and the 2.3 million NES readers were left hanging by this profound statement of bull's. Deep; the NES has two of the deepest authors in the literary world; people who would put Rudyard Kipling to shame. Talking of Rudyard Kipling who lived in Bombay, he and Cappy were at an illegal Mongoose fight when ..............................
  3. The only hold up is whether to use the Nordic spelling "eck" or "ack". As we all know "trek" implies qualities of boldness, braveness; the qualities of the Vikings who invaded every corner of Britain and fiexd au the women. (Even Turbo is 15% Viking DNA) The problem was that Lars Larssen was on the Tribunal which made the Nobel decisions. Lars and his brother Knud Bransson had been on an outback trip in a hired Fiat Motorhome and decided to shoot up the Gunbarrel Highway for a look; they fuelled up in the Alice and sure enough there they were without food and water, and barely alive when our old mate OT flashed by in his MAN with 8 tonnes of Cat parts on the back and just yanked on his air horn. They traced his registration number.
  4. ........he realised he wasn't on the Swan River, but the Nightclub Creek in Bangkok. As he was referring to the Magenta Line on his GPS, which had turned red because it was upside down, he heard vvvvvvvvvVVVVVVVRROOOOOOOOOOOOOM! as a little Thai guy on a surfboard powered by a 320 hp Kawasaki went past, shorting his GPS He would have to fly by memory; he was a practical sort of ........................
  5. .........Perth downtown streets, it must be said, substantially improving the ambient odors in this city. Ping pong balls were floating down the Swan River for months, substantially improving that desolate view south. A lone float-equipped Thruster [avref] was taking off out in the middle when..........................
  6. .....Invesigation, which prolonged the new policy needed, which goit every sector up in arms, which......... Note: Onesie shows an amazing knowledge of Ladyboys - just sayin.
  7. .........associated by most with the scrawny cattle of the Pilbara which were grey with humps on their back. This didn't go down well with the latte sets of Point Piper or South Yarra who were quick to ask One-Skin Ltd what percentage of their staff were female and that's when the .............................
  8. .......which scours them out. Onesie had been observing the Turbine Industries policies for some years now, and without telling Turbo he had been quietly experimenting with leveraged industries of his own. He'd picked WA sand as the base product because it was free. Bouyed up by the way WASAND cleaned dags off sheep, he decided to start on women. As we know, after a cerain age, a woman's skin is like sandpaper, and Onesie in doing the research noted that a makeup mix of sand and cement and a flesh coloured dye, gave a woman's face a glistening 17 year old appearance. There were a few bugs to sort out of course but it was looking .........
  9. Yes, serious issue; I'm looking for the radar pages also. It may be temporary, but then again it may be to cover themselves. In Victoria for about five times in a row they have predicted disastrous storms to hit. They've broadcast that through Melbourne media and each time Melbourne Radar shows the storm coming in from SA but passing through the north of the State. In the last few days the Radars went off and the predicted storm was just winds around 80 km/hr.
  10. .......hit the blood runner into the blue catseye which would move the white one against another blue catseye and crack a heavy spiral right out of the ring. He could swap that one for at least five including a couple of blood runners, and he was off again, but.........
  11. .........marbles, where the Grade 1'ers didn't know the difference and when the better players like Shaun Turbine or Wun Tracey cleaned Cappy out of cats eyes, he couild switch to the dags. That's not putting Cappy down. It takes extra skill to play with dags because they're lop-sided and you have to allow for that. Shaun actually made a necklace of dags (there's always one in the family unfortunately). It was during a match where Cappy with has last, deadly, Tom Bowler had hit.........
  12. ......ear, and we all know what that means................
  13. ........the 1980s until the people with big noses, flappy ears and freckles all moved to Deloraine in Tasmania where they were welcome with open arms. CT, as Mayor had introduced the reforms which made this possible and he was awarded a Victorian of the year medal and a Mainlander of the year gold ring by the Tasmanian Government which can never quite give up the dream of being a separate Nation like New Zealand where they also have ;;;;;;;;;;; .........................
  14. .......who had no teeth to catch it........
  15. .............it would be a nice place for a cat farm and his Cats, the males all wearing Yarmulkes........
  16. ...................AK57 with the latest skins. General Moshtly Dayan looked around this alien land. He realised there was no Macca's out here, so his first priority was food. He was lucky to have visited Turbo many years ago when Turbo was starting up his snake farm, and Turbo had strangled a Tiger snake "just in case you finish up in the Israeli desrt one day with nothing to eat." He started a fire with his magnifying glass and an old Maccas wrapper, and as he was eating, his eyes fell on a glistening object. It was a shovel and tied to the handle, was a note dated 1897. It read; "Don't touch; just struck gold, going to town to buy more dates." and it was signed "Lawrence." The General started to dig and there was an unmistakeable metallic "CLANG!" ..................
  17. In fact if one of the ancestors of the people from Sioux City, Iowa yelled out during one for his Branson-on-Thames shows "PLAY US SOME BLUEGRASS ON THE BANJO, SHAKER!", the Great Man would let it go on for a while, then say to the audience "He doth quote himself too oft!" and have the audience screaming for more.
  18. ..... עוקבים כבר כמה שנים אחר טורבין כשהוא מתמודד עם החתולים שלו, ועיבדנו את הנהלים האלה עם חמאס, אם כי הוספנו כמה מאיצים. אז צה"ל לעולם לא יאשים את טורבו בזה; הגנרל שהציע שזה כבר לא עובד בשבילנו ו... or for those who need it; "We have made a mistake; we've been watching Turbine for several years dealing with his cats, and we have adapted those procedures with Hamas, albeit adding some accelerators. So the IDF would never accuse Turbo of this; the General who suggested that doesn't work for us any more and ........."
  19. ......dirty old Avgas. Not many people know you can mix a litre of SG3+ with six packets of sugar and it will produce 30 sticks with more punch than gelignite. It has to be very carefully handled though. Turbo learnt this the hard way when he picked up Cappy one day to travel up to a new gold mine they'd bought. Cappy shoved the sticks aside to make way for his golf clubs and as soon as they hit the dirt tracks it blew up leaving the Fairlande looking like a pulled bon bon. It had no bood; it ended at the rear window, much like the new BYD. Cappy............
  20. ........made from sheep's guts. This is what was posited by SP1. SP2 immediately replied "But wouldn't that cause them pain?" John? whereupon John replied "No Jim, they add a softener." SP3 replied "That's true, I use it to fuel my Drifter, I get the Softener from Ace Softeners. They're great people to deal with." The is a poor man's variation on the Delphi Method used by government departments to exclude the community from influencing the path, right or wrong that the "Yes Ministers" have chosen, but no one picked it up and soon hundreds of flyers were fuelling their recreational aircraft with SG3+, not knowing the SG stood for sheep's guts, and even worse.............
  21. ....one a regular basis. It didn't take UFO watchers long to log little brown splats as evidence that the Martian digestive system was similar to ours, mud they were monocular feeder, they only ate one form of food. The posts on UFO Observer, mostly written by one person with 32 sock puppets speculated ..........
  22. .......played several more bars to cover up the sound of three more of Nipper's deposits, and they were never heard when the records were pressed. Not many people know that RCA were involved in the original Space Program, before NASA started the BS of measuring CO2 on Mount Mauna Loa, an active volcano which is a gigantic CO2 producer. What RCA did is still classified, but when NASA decided to put an animal up in space, RCA volunteered to send Nipper, and as far as we know he's still up there farting and dropping parcels ..........
  23. ......6 bar session of old timers featuring Roy Turbine and Buck Cook with assistance from One-string Track and bull horns. Fortunately this was taped. The music come towards the end because Roy and Buck couldn't decide whether to extend it to 12 bars, but you get the idea. Next thing RCA were on the line .........
  24. Aero engines are constant power demand (You might sit on cruise power for hours), Motor Bikes are intermittent demand, cruise is usually a long way back from max, even jetskis and skidoos are intyermittent power. So different heat input. You can email the Manufacturer's service department and most will email back the correct material within an hour or so.
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