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High engine pod RA aircraft have a history of pitching nose high if the thrust from the engine stops. People don't seem to be quick enough to react.

...........for the sake of NES continuity, Turbo has bypassed the other 394 statements which he has turned into chants which make Moses seem clipped. As it happened, Turbo was doing OT a favour transporting a Cat D3 dozer blade from Wonthaggi to Geraldton on his Honda Ag bike. Five km before the first fruit fly inspection point Turbo turned off onto the dirt track, but hit a patch of bulldust. Everyone knows how hard it is to balance a bike in sand but WA bulldust is worse than jelly and the 2 tonne blade started to get a wobble up, flicked Turbo off and corkscrewed down, with the fluid bulldist sending a wave across the bike and dozer blade. A cattle road train had been following 5 km behind Turbo, who was now covered in white bulldust and invisible. Raj drove straight past Turbo and ....

.....we buy six Jabaspits and set up six Fruit Fly gates on the freight routes from Bone to Melbourne. We'll fly up the sectors and identify all the fruit trucks by the string of flies trailing behind, log them in to the gates. We'll hire CASA FoIs because they know how to handle difficult people (bull flinched because he was picked up by the Bone FoI so many times he'd had to move to Tasmania and start prawning again). We'll turn all the Rajs in to Immigration and collect the rewards on that, hire WA B Doubles and ship the fruit to WA - they wouldn't know the difference between 8 day old Bowen fruit and a Fremantle meat pie. bull had to admit...............

....r confident stride out to the Jabaspit (as bull had named it) drew the attention of a Thruster pilot down the line. She confidently jumped in, tried the starter and nothing happened. The Thruster pilot grabbed his battery trolley and marched up the line, but he was only halfway there when she had the engine started and she was taxying out of the range of the Thruster pilot. A few minutes later she was floating over bone looking at the countryside; the same green cane fields for hundreds of kilometres that eventually do your head in when you're driving because there's no horizon. From this height she looked around for all the market gardens. bull had sent her to a Melbourne Finishing School after an incident with one of the prawn crew, and she remembered every meal consisted of Bowen mangoes, Bowen carrots, Bowen tomatoes, Bowen lettuce, Bowen spinach, Bowen ...and so on, yet despite millions of tonnes being imported by Melbourne, she could only see a few market gardens. She climbed higher and saw the Maccassan canoes parked under the mangroves unloading vegetables and B Doubles under the mangoe trees. She saw the faded wooden sign, "Cook FoodChain Ltd" and the huge Samoan lady shelling out $20.00 per canoe, and realised her Melbourne friends were being stitched up. She flew back to Bone, scowled at the Thruster pilot (they all looked the same and tried the same tricks) and called up Turbo in the Melbourne CIA office...........................

......has spread to the airfield, which is said to house more Jabirus than any other airport in Australia,most of them with a liberal height of cane grass around the tyres, but the point is they are there and each one has an owner, and they vote. They also argue and get the sulks, calling each other "Jab Basher", and it was into this environment that young skye bull parked her sparkling pink Jab 230 with "Mustang" signwritten on the engine cowl and .........

..........bull who, of course, having been brought up in Bone, then going offshore to Tasmania, could not be expected to know about BNS Balls and Mallee Roots. Chrissy was preparing a press release which outline why solar "farms" couldn't cause grass fires and the latest, huge, grass fire was just a Welcome to Country gone wrong. He misheard bull, thinking he'd joined One Nation and let go a sarcastic expletive at bull. For readers new to the NES who may only have read the more recent measured, authorative, and informative posts of bull the prawn trawler captain, he was a vastly different piece of work if someone upset him ion bone. On one occasion a Jabiru owner parked in his spot and he pulled it apart like a bon bon .................

.......tall building and in after six months it was rooted. The root craze provided a convenient outlet for the Turbine Cat Farm. The farm scientists had succeeded in lowering the appetite of the rats to match lowering cat meat sales but the formula was a little too string so there was a surplus of cat meat. TCF began marketing this as "Fertiliser for your roots; best roots in town." and the money poured in, albeit with some returns. Then a Root Scientist came up with a method of producing renewable electricity. He explained; "You buy a packet of mallee seeds, scatter them in the back yard and withing six months they'll be rooted. Dig the roots up, boil them and the capillary action when connected to 240 volts will produce enough power to make a light bulb glow.................

........RootsRUs in the Mallee town of Quambatook, where there are more .........

........Word could be spread quickly if not with any sir of long term understanding like the Bible or Koran.' A few people commented on the ads every few pages, such as "second hand CAT D3 grousers,$50.00 - dirt cheap for moving dirt fast. Onetrack Esperance, Phoe Esperance 1 for your .....................

......got the chainsaw and cut their tops off that it got a little less gnarly and .........

.......it in position. There's always someone with a camera or a tape and ............

........found the root by accident at a BNS ball in Booligal. Turbo was out of his territory after Deniliquin where he sat in on the "Biggest Boopers" and "Circle Work Championships along with Bush Dancing but Booligal was simply wild with no rules, no limits and in some cases no clothes. As NES readers know, Turbo is a kindly person and he drove off into the bush, found a massive Mallee Root and towed it back on to the lawn in front of the Marquee, ready to light it up to keep the people warm. It was a group from Dimboola who started talking about it, taking photos and bringing out their tapes, and just as Turbo threw a 200 litre drum of diesel on it, they all screamed not to light it up; it was a world record root. Turbo grinned modestly and ...........................

...me. It was a slip up but the cleaner had heard him and she phoned the ABC and a reporter ..............

...........do the same as he'd done for the coal industry. He told the Parliament that wood was no good; it caused splinters. Almost overnight seven hundred Wood Scientists applied for and were given hundred thousand dollar Grants from Australian Universities for papers on the "scourge" of wood, and the powerful Wood Industry, whose Chairman CT Wood was always rabbiting on about how wood saved us money. In the Cabinet Room, Albo explained how everyone was getting splinters from wood and it had to stop, and he, the mighty Albo, who had, in his eyes, surpassed the Great Gough and the Little Crier, and he instructed all Ministers to erase wood from any future constructions or industry. Paper disappeared almost overnight and ........

This was rumour from some years ago which has been added to and added to by some people who have never studied the system, what's there now, what qualifications are required, what aircraft are required, what procedures are required, what equipment is required, and it was sold to the members by the rumourmongers as something new, hence my advice. As far back as 2010 Motzart Merv, an RA Instructor was operating in it daily, legally, to teach his students.

You're asking for rumours; why? Why don't you just ask CASA and get the truth?

.........log books are not for writing "Oh my goodness, had close one there" or please to Mr inspection for accepting hundred dollar bill even more and look forward to good curry at Gilgandra." OneTrack is on the money with that photo because that's a new Kenworth K220 Raj with full auto transmission after most of the trial truck Roadrangers finished up on the ground with the Raj still hanging on for grim death. The Australian truckies started to lose money and turned on ....

Grongy's GRU

form of chemical castration, which is illegal in Australia because Albo has declared the country, with a Chairman Xi-like edict that Chemicals are banned in Australia. None of his cabinet picked up the meaning of "Chemicals" Because of this, Turbo was able to have the sub continentals charged with "Possess Chemical or Chemicals in a Public Place which had happened to be the Grong Grong Public Hall on the Newell Highway. The NSW Police Highway Patrol were running the case, having booked 350 B Doubles illegally "Parked on a Highway", all with the first name "Raj", all with the paper International Driver Licence and all in Australia on Student Visas, so Immigration had to be called in as well. All were charged also with "Racism" by the Department of Gender (and they were fanatics that made CASA look like a Christmas Carol CWA group of 80 yo farmers' mothers. Turbo was represented by Benjamin Cook and Partners Law (that the partners were all female and came from Kings Cross wasn't disclosed). The case sensationally started .......... The Beef Vindaloo was so savage that the Toilets were booked out three months ahead, and Raj McCurry installed a convenient touch pad in each so the payment of $500.00 for use could be made quickly. For the benefit of NES readers unfamiliar with driver licences, the International driver's licence does not require the tedious Australian requirement to have driver training or any experience in a car. This was how Eryl Waggot won dash cam of the week with his video of Raj parking his B Double with the A Trailer in front of and the B Trailer behind, a European Refugee made Mini Cooper adorned with multiple stripes that somewhat resembled the Union Jack.

....decided to make a quiet and respectful appeal to Wotrak the Indian way. By now many Nessers will have seen the floorshow where, anywhere on the main routes of Australia, Raj will fill up his Volvo with 2100 litres of diesel, find that the fleet owner is out of credit and then when that's been finally settled. having walked in to the disrespectful name "Pie Face" is handed his pie stone cold. The Union Representative tried to settle the food issue, but Raj went ballistic and the others were excited by this and decided to give anyone who looked like management a good whipping with their rattan cane.........

.....canteen and locked the doors. "This is no better than Delhi" said on, and another chimed in with "at least we got hot chappadys there" and Raj with a freckle under his eye said "we better decide a vote before ......... All inhabitants from the subcontinent were trained in British democracy. Wotrack wasn't.

FRP is Fibreglass Reinforced Plastic i.e. a plastic reinforced by glass. There are many types of glass and many types of plastic. Fire retardant resins are used on critical applications, and I've seen it used on Shell Petrol tankers successfully in Australia. Shell agreed to it after seeing a Tanker on fire containing the boiling surface of the petrol, so not like the old FRB boat.

.......the out of control Rib Cutter headed towards that huge gut.........but then something happened that OHS people drill into workers over and over again - Never assume! the gut cutter ran over a power cord, shorting which dropped its altitude and headed for the open toed shoes of that lazy Raj Cook and chopped his big ........

...batch of wing ribs cut NOW!" Raj Wotrak was a demanding foreman and hated by the production team. The above tool was the rib cutter, and a Rib Cutter was expected to cut 500 ribs per day without cutting any of his own. Raj Punjabi managed to do this very well until the day when the foareman decided they would go on strike and yelled "DOWN TOOLS OH MY GOODNESS NOW!!!!!!!!" He dropped the Rib Cutter and it ran across the floor neatly chopping off Raj Borwak's toes, climbed the wall and took off the ear of an apprentice, ran out of cord and bounced back cutting the workshp's dog in half, continued on to the other side of the workshop where Raj Rasmussen had just taken his pants off to change for home. They talked about it for years; never had they seen such a clean castration. It dropped to the ground on some hessian, got a good grip and flew into the air, heading for Raj Wotrak's gut........................

Agree, some should be made of aluminium of steel. Where light weight is required mig welded aluminium tube can be fast to produce and strong. Light steel tube welded or with Nickel Bronze brazing are also usually lighter than castings and both fire-proof.