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42 minutes ago, jackc said:

Terminal Hermititis is the best disease you can ever get 🙂

You might be too late for that. Didn't you just come out of your no-vax safe-haven and hot foot it to Mackay potentially picking up whatever was floating around the town?

......to the Tasmanian custom of .............

Was that the photo of you at The Guineabissau BNS Cap?

I notice so far no one has said they've checked this out with their State or Territory Department of Health.

I've run out of lookup credits, but I'm fairly sure that when the contact codes were introduced there was a cut-off time, either related to the Contact Tracing Activity or sunsetting with the State of Emergency legislation.   

Where this story sits is misuse of the system, and probably in one State.

.........except Cappy of course, who'd go for anything except ...........

1 minute ago, FlyBoy1960 said:

Sorry BUT a board member is not a director

They are directors of RAA Ltd, members of the board of directors.

........shown here being eaten by a large group of Shriners from South Dakota, before their main course, roast Koala loins.

"Delicious" said Sue-Anne Johnston, a restaurant owner from Sioux Falls. "and I would know!", but ................

3 minutes ago, skippydiesel said:

This is a unsubtle manipulation/selective use of fact,  probably designed to appeal to those who are experiencing anxiety about the CV 19 vaccination regime.

or looking for an alternative to the ABC.

......."thisXXXXXXX game has got to XXXXXXX stop".

bull said "Gross just pushed through $30 million last Friday"

Turbo said "Keep going, you're all doing very well; I' buy another Vette" and tourists flocked to DG from places like San Francisco (78% vaccinated), South Dakota (77% vaccinated), Florida (82% vaccinated) and George (1.3% vaccinated) as a result of the documentaries  on successful businesses through Covid.

"How did they manage to get through our airports?" asked Sally mouthfull, the talkative Mayor of Melbourne.

"Turbo's Tours inc." replied bull, "he flies them straight in to DG International".

bull looked around; since CT had stopped shooting bunnies and left four new Holiday Inns had been built and a Hilton on the site of the old feed store which, with its 200 tonnes of manure had been shifted 8 km out of town.

Ho wondered ..............

..........they'd already been through the meat tenderiser, so costs of production decreased and..............

........reinforced by superglueing it onto a W model Kenworth roof, and ........................................

The Guardian?

........."Misuse of a typewriter in the description of a death"; a law which had been introduced to try to catch the lawyers of Al Capone, when they were pleading that when Al shot someone he didn't like it was an "accident". It was never used because someone realised he'd avoided enough tax to be put away for life.

In this case since the alleged offences were taking place in Australia...............

1 hour ago, Captain said:

Just a few posts back he was so proud..........just a few posts back he sank the knife in.........and now without a dot to his name....above this post is Cappy's lead in - pure air

.........12,000 extra homicide cases per year as a result of the typical cockie's aim and strike rate, if any.

As a byproduct of that, the bunny population would explode (not in a way which would increase the hoomicide rate), to the point where motorists would be ..............

.........result in the local Prime Lamb Industry, already on the ropes, failing from the stock depradations requiring a payout for the 75,000 local farmers involved between DG and the centre of Melbourne, which would ..................

..................... White Ram and a fifth wheeler to go freecamping with his new friend Cappy.

The biggest problem is that would leave no one to shoot the rabbits, and that .........................

...........a footpath, swimming hole nd part time rabbit fumigator who will also ................

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............. [Spare dots for Cappy]

[After a complaint by user Rat to the caution given by Turbo, the Caution is upheld on the basis that the Rat has been involved in more dot abuse than Donald Trump, and is the last person to be bullying and gender bashing when another poster makes a small mistake. Moderator 12]

[We apologise for Cappy failing to do his research before writing about the wonderful town of DG, one of the most desirable tourist destinations in Victoria, COVID FREE, and only 10,000 rabbits]

......distracting and he wandered into the local sawmill where the sound of the saw reminded him of Mavis's singing in the RSL Club on nights where the artists didn't show, and he shuddered and started to run blindly, but tripped over a rabbit and fell face down on a dog turd on the footpath. "......................................

..................service to the grazing industry, and also leaving the biggest population of rabbits in the Southern Hemisphere to breed like ......rabbits.

Now it might seem hard to understand that a few ladies could be described as a weapon, but the sight of bull staggering down Darraweit Em Street wouold remove all doubt. He was obviously incapable of harming anyone any more; even the rabbits weren't getting out of the way.

bull hobbled blindly on, heading for the DG airport, the incredible pain ...........................

..................weapons a...........

Noted but rejected.

 I can play Public Servant too.

....................an item, not that he would necessarily welcome the prospect of ........................