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  1. I spent Friday at the Formula One Grand Prix practice sessions. My son couldn't use his ticket because he had to work, so he lent it to me. The announcer was commenting on modifications to the cars to reduce their weight to as close as possible to the minimum permissible weight - 642 kg. I thought it interesting that it' s just below the maximum weight of recreational aircraft.

     

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  2. WELCOME TO TPA ... (Terrorist-Proof Airlines)



     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    TPA is in the safe-flying business!



     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    We can absolutely guarantee no walk-on GUNS, KNIVES, SHOE-BOMBS, SUICIDE-BELTS or other weapons will EVER be carried onto our flights!



     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     



     

     

     

     

     

     

    Book your next flight with TPA .



     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    The SAFEST airline in the flying industry ...



     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     





     

     

     

     

     

     

     



    And if a Muslim sees a naked woman he is obliged to commit suicide ...



     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    So you're perfectly safe with us !



     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Please forward to your friends !



     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

    We need passengers !



     

     

     

     

     

     

     

     

  3. At YMML I have been sent back and asked to remove my belt and shoes. Many shoes have a metal arch support which sets off the alarm. I also have a fairly large belt and buckle, which also spooks them, not to mention loose change in your pocket. The worst bit is collecting all your bits and pieces and getting dressed again after you have been cleared through.

     

     

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