Captain

On 01/08/2024 at 4:20 PM, turboplanner said:

..................regarder les caniches français et manger des croissants jusqu'à un grand.........

 

...... What? "The pen of your Aunt is in the garden, again?"

Standby Tubb and we'll see what can be done once an interpretor is available, as they are all tied up by the IOC at the moment rewriting press articles.

Le .......

On 30/07/2024 at 6:46 PM, turboplanner said:

......started when a member of this forum scratched his own, decided who he would pick on today and and suggested in Paris Match Au Line that he had been showing the wrong plum. He said “Parers is in the north hem so it should of been the left one” The thread has been going for days with one person saying you’re better off without them, and the other claiming that Turbo cheated. One even .......

..... noted that when they swing like a plumb-bob in Paris they swing anticlockwise, when viewed from below (erky perky) while glistening in the northern lights (see below), which is also the name of a gay bar in the 7th Arrondisement, where Turbo once spent a happy time just .....

Postscript  ...... The Turbine Flag Raising Company  (The until now highly regarded TFRC) has also copped a bit of stick since the opening ceremony.

But as Turbo has so often said "Who ever knows which way is up with all those dopy rings .... or which way around. We have a 25% chance of getting it right next time, so that's good enough."

...... it was unfortunate that Turdy's run of success came to a shuddering halt when his live events production company was named as the driving force behind the concept development for certain sections of the Paris Opening Ceremony.

Not only was that a scandal, alone, but Turbo always follows Alfy Hitchcock's example and makes cameo appearances in his productions. 

It is therefore of little surprise that the question is being asked whether that was Turbo in the black shorty shorts with one plumb exposed?

As his best mate since we were both on our 1st Tour up the Khyber, I have to admit that it does look a bit like him .... and one of his (NTTIAWWT).

The controversy......

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

His tongue was no sooner hanging out the side of his mouth where Sara Havesomething-Else  ....................

..... got "them" out on Cappy's live podcast (which is more popular than Joe Rogan and Chris Bowen combined, amongst aviation officianadoes) and she then .......

19 hours ago, onetrack said:

........admitting to actually voting for a Green candidate once, as the candidate was a rather good-looking member of the female variety, and Cappy admitted to letting his primal urges override his good judgement, at that particular polling place on that day. However, he was brought to his senses when Turbo pulled him aside and hissed in his ear, ".................

....... Sarah Hanson-MiddleAged is not for you, dear friend, you would be wise to direct your efforts elsewhere and at ......

On 25/07/2024 at 10:23 AM, Captain said:

..... flood of objections from the straight laced members of Wreck Flying, but as usual the Moderators cut bull a fair bit of slack ..... because they just have to, that's all.

 

And besides, after using an ASIO AI app, bull was able to show that that is Moderator 12 in the photo.

 

Moderator 12 is not a mollydooker, but he has been a Molly doer ........ being Molly from Countdown. But then again, who hasn't? 

 

OT feigned .......

A wasted post, leapfrogged by the TurgidPlonker, even though he is Cappy's best mate.

2 hours ago, bull said:

.of these beltings soon had a que of degenerates all dressed in tight black leather outfits, [even Turdy could be seen down the back wearing an old outfit from the blue oyster days] all waiting for a "nice " belting [some even sticking their arses up in the air instead of a limp wrist.This caused a ............

..... flood of objections from the straight laced members of Wreck Flying, but as usual the Moderators cut bull a fair bit of slack ..... because they just have to, that's all.

And besides, after using an ASIO AI app, bull was able to show that that is Moderator 12 in the photo.

Moderator 12 is not a mollydooker, but he has been a Molly doer ........ being Molly from Countdown. But then again, who hasn't? 

OT feigned .......

..... all major broadsheet newspapers being printed backwards to facilitate reading by mollydookers, Molly became the most popular female name for yuppy parents (with Dooky just outnumbering Turbine, which was still very popular for boys), and the Catholic Church implemented a policy of belting all righties across the knuckles with a ruler to convert them to lefties.

The popularity of .....

..... without the ability to read & mark exam papers (invisible ink was invented by the EIC, but they forgot to invent any way to uninvisible it until Elon Turbine found a method 3 weeks ago), so for a couple of hundred years, academic awards were given based on the colour of the student's eyes and the size of their ......

3 hours ago, bull said:

.about the benefits of "catjuice" Emanuels sisters cousin explained that since she had been using "catjuice" her cancers had retreated but,her   are getting bigger and................. my.......

....., do I ever receive additional attention from the Gibraltar Barbary Macaques and the tourists that now pay extra to watch me sunbake". 

Expecting similar success, Emanuels's sister's cousin (see photo in bull's earlier post, but who, before Catjuice used to be an AFL footballer named Barry) placed another order for Catjuice, but when it came she/he was unhappy with the quality, the Use-By date was waaayyyy out and it turns out that shortcuts had been taken during manufacturing and quality control, because of .........

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......problems with sunburn and skin cancer, but having difficulty settling on a price so he called .................

.... Emanuel Macron's missus, because she/he (NTTIAWWT) has experience with ......

3 hours ago, bull said:

.....with the task, now after 150000 cats he had enough "catjuice" to power a ......

..... large cat juice export operation.

He was targetting China, Vietnam, Luxemburg, Bangladesh and Saint-Tropez because of their .......

On 19/07/2024 at 11:40 PM, turboplanner said:

..........convince the public that squeezing cats to get juice was OK because no animals were harmed in the prrocess. He'd backed that up with the spiel that "the science was in" and .........

...... he enlisted the input of his diminutive yet dynamic half brother Tony "Turbine" Fauci to further add credibility and weight to his "believe the science" malarkey.

Tony stepped forward, raised himself to his full height and added ".....

23 hours ago, turboplanner said:

The Zart .........

..... recognized that WA people are nice but simple folk, and until yesterday was hopeful that The Twigster would be able to fulfil the Zart family's Hydrogen Dream (HD).

But clearly .......

20 hours ago, turboplanner said:

His first shot hit the ceiling; the second shot was a fizzer; the third shot hit the floor and CT swore. This attracted a Special Security Officer who had been trained by the US Secret Service and spent some time as an FoI. He walked over, hand on his gun, and said "You realise, you're not allowed to swear in here?"

CT ........

..... continued "F U mate, I should never have bought that special lightweight barrel from Happy Dragon Wonderful Feline Custom Barrels (HDWFCB) in Frankston". 

The "attracted Special Security Officer" was very attracted but not very attractive, and was a member of every one of the LMBTQXYZART organizations, which had qualified her for the job with maximum points, plus she offered the added advantage that she could scare every bad actor the death by just looking at them ............ but she somehow found the CT to be very (very) attractive ........... and she saw this as an opportunity to perhaps jump back over the dingo fence, no matter however briefly.

"I like Ossssies" she whispered in CT's shell-like ear (his shell-like looks like a cross between a mangled 308 Winchester shell casing, a torn pocket and a giant clam (Tridacna Gigas)).

She therefore holstered her gun after 5 or 6 attempts and sidled up to CT with a .........

14 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....wore a fox stole.

CT was in the audience and carrying ............

..... a breakdown .223.

Cappy was a bit tired because he had got lucky the night before and had been borked into oblivion, so his magnificent mane of shoulder length blonde hair was a little disheveled. 

"I've never liked Crappy, so I reckon that I could put a warning shot through his right flapper" said CT.

With tacit encouragement from Ahlox, that CT assembled the .....

...... at bork swapping parties, which sometimes turned into .....

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.........a blacksmith  (WA still has two or three in every town).

The blacksmith sucked the air in through his nose and spat a few times, then said "........

..... I - reckon - that - I - might - be - able - to - use - that ( - they - talk - slow - in - WA - ) - in - one - of - those - new - fangled - . - . - . - . - .

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....a Congressional Inquiry where after a lgthy sessions, contrails were banned unless the operator had a permit for .......

....mulated by Bill Gates, and also had a lifetime subscription to Microsoft 365.

OT and Bill remain great mates to this day, in the manner of the lifelong friendship between Turbo and Ratty (which despite all the adventures up the Khyber is not a gay frolic [NTTIAWWT]).

Following OTs successful patenting (patenting in Perth involves pegging a piece of suitably worded parchment to the base of the clock tower, then paying the Town Cryer to spruik it for 5 days) of his CDS, he next took the device to ....

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

...........model kit of a Cessna Centurion so he can occupy himself when the prawns aren't biting and ....................

..... it'll be fun watching him put the stickers on the outside, then adding the "Not approved for Aerobatics" label on the dash, right next to .....

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

She thought "XXXX ...............

..... this, I'm going to give OT a .......

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....to see who could break the most parts, the winner to have the title "Breaker  .......................

..... Moron" who would thereafter always operate and do all things using Rule 117.

They would have preferred to use Rule 303 but that ruins the fox pelts, the bounties for which most Western Australians use for beer money and as their stake each Saturday night at the Perth casino.

"If those are millimetres, I'd much prefer Rule 303" commented Mavis, who had gone over to WA to see if OT is OK after his long silence on the NES, to see if she could get him into the NEST, and to ......

7 hours ago, turboplanner said:

#1    Primary Nerve Centre.

Pedantary Note - You cannot get more "Primary" than #1 ...... just say'n.

..... a rather unseemly contest to see who .....