Captain

We interupt this Never Ending Story with a few short words from one our main players, MasterOfTheSmileyYouNeverHadItSoGoodPete - :big_grin:

"So the great provider of the forums SwamiMyDad'sNameIsJackAndI'mJustIan is in cahoots with the FrenchConnectionLeCrappyCapitian :heart: who also happens to be part German as well." said SmoothAsPete. :big_grin:

 

"That would make him 30% French, 17% German and 53% Spanish as in El Bastardo.

 

But that's all right, thumb_down hell, he even gets his own way with the bit on the side (of the forums - TheGrandPooBah). But don't you worry about us cobber - oh no, we were just your friends, :hug:your mates, :heart: your compadres, :black_eye: but that's Ok, you cuddle up to your new friends in high places, :ah_oh: we'll keep doing the hard yards without you."

 

"This is WhyCan'tIBeFamousLikeElCapitanoTotallyPOPete saying Hasta La Vista Baby"

 

We now return you to normal programming.....:confused::confused::confused:

 

regrets

 

If it's not broken don't fix it

Alas, Peter's heart was broken ..... and Ian fixed it with Pete's own cute little moniker ... with the result that all was well. (Looks like Ian really does want temperamental&petulantPete to run the Chewka Fly-In after all).

That's all well and good until Planey, Paley, Flyer, Hiho & Geoff et al all take their bats and balls, give a jaunty "Hasta La Vista", and go home as well, until they each get a cute little elevation in status, too.

You have made a rod for your own thing, I think, Ian.

Le Crap (clomp-whizz)

Postscript ........... Does Le Crappeee's "Grand Poo Baaaaa" beat BigPete's "Air Commode" with a straight flush? {A little bit of toilet humour there}.

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Riverland girl will be impressed, although somewhat confused will she be about a gentleman who confuses his breech with his breach.

Apologies hiho. I still had mon French spell check activated.

Regarde

Le Crapppeee

Le plum de ma tante is een ze garden

:wave:Captain this is really sad !

PsycologistPete was actually conducting a character test on you, and you did'nt even realise it.:confused:

 

The test was to find out whether:

 

(1) you'd take it in good spirit and simply replace it at a cost of 60 cents.

 

(2) you'd whinge like buggery on the NES to try and get a bit of sympathy, so Ian starts a "thingy fund" for forum members to make donations.

As the thousands of fans of the NES would know, Le Crappee is the non-whinging stoic type who would always (normally) opt for item (1).

The problem was that every time he tried to go to the local hardware he went left-clomp-whizzz-360degreecartwheel-thump-bleed-hurt on the fancy porcelain tiles that are thru the house.

Porcelain has therefore been proven to be as unsympathetic as heartlessbastardamputeehaterPete, who Le Crappee could hear being incontinentPete from 2 hrs and 5 mins flying time away.

So Le Crap was forced to go for option (2) as he lay on the tiles receiving the plasma (and watching FoxSports on his plasma).

But all is not bad news dear NES readers. For the Crapster has received an email offer from Cirque de Soleil to show his extraordinary one-legged stilt, 360 (soon to be 520) degree catherine (or whatever her name is) wheel and hurt-himself skills while working closely with a young nubile gymnast type lady from the Francaise Riverland.

"We weeel supply a rubber stopper thingy zat is made in Fronceais, whatever ozzzer rubber vous need, et vous obviously speek the lingo too, so vous are a natural, monseur Le Crapppeeee (et what are vous like at planting bumbs in multi-painted ships?)".

The adventure continues ....................... however Le Crap is aware that he may be stealing the orange-light from staroftheshowPete (see post #447) and faded off into the night with a left-clomp-whizzz-416degreecartwheel-thump-bleed-unconscious .............. (but who typed those ....'s then?) ...................

PS - G'day hiho, how did you know that my knees had such carpet burns and doesn't [:-)X> breech some forum rule about explicit sex?

PPS (like incontinentPete does) Planey's option (3) will occur if the Chewca Fly-In ever occurs. What is the latest news on zat, silver plate?

Ian & Ross

You buggers that run this forum are brilliant.

Thanks again for your work for us all.

Regards

Crappy

Ian

I get the same as Doug. Or I do occasionally.

My 1st port of call in the forums each day is to click on "New Posts" and sometimes it is swamped with the news items to which Doug refers. From memory, yesterday morning was particularly bad.

Have just checked it again before posting this and they all appear to have gone from the New Posts list.

Looks like an intermittent issue .... which are always the most fun .... but it does (sometimes) happen as Doug described.

Regards

Le Crappeee

no

So heartlessbastardamputeehaterPete has shown his true colours.

I have the meloncholy duty to report to the thousands of NES readers that not only has cold&calousPete rejected the pegleg Crappee's request for assistance, but rubyournoseinitPete has knocked off the little rubber thingy that was on the end of my peg-leg.

So whenever I now go onto the lino I go left-clomp-swish-thump, and heartlessPete becomes teeheePete (and sometimes he laughs so hard he is peepeePete, and needs to be wingsPete).

Regards

Le Crappeee

Please fix my aunt's pen that is in the garden, even if it is not broken

I plan to fly from Redcliffe to Bathurst

 

I sometimes use Gunnedah as a fuel stop when going thru there. The Aero Club are friendly and just need a few minutes notice to open up.

The helicopter was there 6 or 7 years ago and was crashed on first flight. Jabiru have a good situation of being able to get Govt grants for research and development and have to show some results for the money.Thats why IMO there are helicopters and single seaters sitting around to show the Govt guys their (sorry our) money is being spent on new products even though it is probably mostly used on existing aircraft development.

 

You can search and see the grants some of these companies get, BIG money for some of the strangest ideas, like $180,000 for a new machine to cut toenails (hoves) on sheep

Michael

I have been the recipient of Gov't R&D Grants in the past for medical prosthetics and know the burden of the reporting system to demonstrate how the money was used & the results obtained from the grant program.

The underlined section of your para 2 would appear to indicate fraud if, as you say, Gov't grant funds are being used for purposes other than for which they were intended.

Did you really mean to say that in a public forum?

If so, best you have all of your money in a bank in Lichtenstein.

Regards Geoff

See you there I hope Nelson.

...... as he marches in with a left-clonk, left-clonk

left-clomp, left-clomp, left-clomp,left-clomp, left-clomp, left-clomp, left-clomp, left-clomp, left-clomp, left-clomp, left-clomp, left-clomp, left-clomp, left-clomp, left-clomp, ..........

Oh ...................... sorry .......................... I have forgotten what I was going say after walking that far.

These forums are not very handicap-friendly, are they?

Regards

Le Crappee

If my aunt's pen isn't broken, please don't attempt rectification.

Raining:question: Raining:question: Is Planey living in another country What Bloody rain

If Chewka-centricPete would just take the trouble to go visit Weatherzone and set the radar on 12 hours he would see that much of the southeast has copped a bit of a battering in the last little while, and Le Crappppeee can attest to that having bounced into Wagga on a Dash 8 about 90 minutes late last night after bouncing all over the sky while diverting almost via Dubbo.

"It sure has been wet" said the Riverland Girl.

So while Planey goes off to do a cashy this arvo, the entire forum waits for Paley to stick his head up ....................................

He must be Palezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz at the moment.

Le Crappeee

(The pen of my aunt is in the garden)

Don't go away, there's more:big_grin:

While the man of the moment, takes a break for a honey and banana with sugar- coated strawberries sambo to get his sugar CHT right:thumb_up:,Planey has been doing a bit of serious thinking:loopy:.

 

Where did the name crappycaptain come from:question:

 

Is it the fault of missing "Polly" who is usually fed cheap imported vindaloo bird seed from India:question:

 

The answer is NO!

 

At the last Nohopetown fly-in, the Capitin was looking skyward when a flock of birds flew over, and he copped one in the eye.:yuk::yuk::yuk:

 

The always HelpfullPete:big_grin: asked whether he'd like a toilet tissue, but the Capitin snapped back "don't be stupid, whats the point:question:,the bird will be miles away by now"

 

So there you have it, the facts once again from TriviachampPlaindrivel:thumb_up::thumb_up::thumb_up:with another 5 bobs worth of smileys to stir up the tightbutundercovercaptain:pig:

And another 2.8 tonnes of CO2 goes up the stack to damage the polar bears and the cute little white seal things that they used to hit on the head with clubs.

Methinks these smileys are as devastating to the vironment as moo-cows pharting.

The Planey has obviously a strong background with investigative reporting, and he is good at counting posts too, so he would make a fine administrator ..... or an ASIS manager which Le Crapppee spoted in his trip to Sydney on the big Kanga yesterday, where he noted in the book that ASIS are looking for fine young specimens (or was it spacemans) to lead our nation's defence against the bad guys (Tecnam & SportStar owners). Planey would be a prime candidate, I reckon.

I hope glycemicPete is OK and isn't lying on the bed with his eyelids flickering.

"Don't worry, he does that all the time after sex" said putsupwithalotmrsPete, Geoff & the Riverland Lassie.

Le Crappeee

(The pen of my aunt is in the garden)

Part motor-glider maybe?

..... where is Polly

..... these clever little colourful smiley's at no cost to the user.

 

..... I do like PlonkerGeoff

 

..... BloodSugarVeryLowPete realizes he needs to eat.........

With regard to the above quotes, in order, I advise the following:

..... Polly is a northern hemisphere symbol for ze pirate. In Ozz it is a bird that starts with a J.

..... If those smilies are at "no cost" why has the government felt the need to guarantee all smiley repositories, including personal suppositories of smilies, up to and including 10,000 (which tired&emoticonPete and loosewithhissmiliesPlaney will use up in no time). And further, why has the Total Environment Centre today issued a press release to the effect that each emoticon generates the equivalent of 175 kgs of CO2, requiring se-castration?

..... It is noted that Pete likes Geoff, and I'm sure I have seen that written on a wall somewhere down Chewka way.

..... the Riverland Girl pricked up her ears when she heard that Peter needs to eat, and she confirmed that it is not broken but needs fixing.

Le Crappeee

(The pen of my aunt is in the garden)

... wearing his old seamans cap .....

Sorry Planey,

I have checked the label on the old cap that I am wearing and that is not how it is spelt.

Regarde

Le Crappeee

(The pen of my aunt is in the garden)

..... puts his oar in......

There is another $1.75 worth of smileys gone up in smoke in post # 447.

I deny that I have ..... put my oar in ..... and I demand a fair hearing, to be judged by my peers in a place of my choosing. (If I was still living by the bay I would ask to be judged by my piers, too.)

And it is unfair to refer to the Riverland Girl like that too, although a few of them are a bit that way.

It didn't take long for attackdogPete's words to encourage the two Geoffs to team up, the result being that the 2 Captains of Industry amalgamated to counter the NES postings by retiredbutstillkeepsprettybusyPete. One was the boss of the OZ wine industry BlassHardieGrangeRiddockGeoff and the other was the Geoff who keeps the OZ miningindustryfunctionalsinglehandedGeoff.

With 2 such great australians working together, their initial meeting was momentous:

"I want to be Geoff 1" said the wine industry leader (plonkerGeoff?).

"No, I want to be Geoff 1" said minorGeoff

"No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "No me", "Ohhhh, I said it first" "No you didn't", "Yes I did" "No you didn't", "Yes I did" "No you didn't", "Yes I did" "No you didn't", "Yes I did" "No you didn't", "Yes I did" "No you didn't", "Yes I did" "No you didn't", "Yes I did" "No you didn't", "Yes I did" .....................

Six hours later mediatorPete stepped in and advised the multitude of the following outcome ........

Regarde mon cherrys

Le Crappeeee

(If feet ees non brockeen, non feeeex eeet, silver plate)

PS .. I see no reason for spellcheckPete to deny the Ute Muster.

PPS .. When ze Chewca Fly-eeen to be held is?

PPSS/Postscript .. After the minutes of the 1st meeting (as noted above) were published on the internet, both Geoff une and Geoff deu have received offers to run a couple of Merchant Banks in New York.

Richard

If it was me, I'd start by checking the float level in that carby and the needle valve which the float controls.

It might be high level, or a fault in the needle or seat, or most likely just some foreign matter holding the needle open a tad, and it doesn't take much.

When checking it, also turn on fuel pump and flush out that line (and catch the contents so that you can see any foreign muck that might come out).

If you find anything you need to identify where it has come from as that will indicate that there must be an issue with your fuel filter or perhaps a problem with the inside of the fuel line or similar.

If there is muck getting thru to the problem carby, then you need to do the same for the other carby.

Also clean out anything that might be in the bottom of both float bowls.

Hope that gives you somewhere to start.

Regards Geoff

SimpaticoPete feels :yuk: the Captains :heart: pain. MentallyScarredPete :black_eye: can still remember the anguish of being vilified and his very existence questioned. (There are still those that have doubts).

But the BIG question at the moment: is the (Real) Captain :heart: suffering from delusions of grandure (ELEVATED ROLE ON THIS FORUM). Huh? Did I/we miss something

 

Does the PowerHungaryRealCaptain :heart: indeed have higher powers than us mere mortal forum members

 

Who gave him these powers.

 

What are they

 

How will the RealCrappyRealCaptain use them

 

Does he have a new title (TheGrandPooBahYouCanCallMeSirCaptain )

 

In the meantime we wait for the answers. :confused::confused::confused:

 

regards

 

:big_grin::big_grin:

And verily, BigPete and Planey did not reply to the Crappy's post #443.

"Geeez, do I really have the power to ban 'em?" thought the Didn'tknowhisownstrength-Captian.

"That duplicitousPete feigns sympatico for the Skipper, but he really is slamthecaptainintothecrossbucklePete, as the Kapten has been much maligned in sections of the above post (despite its $1.15 worth of smileys)"

"The way these blokes use smileys, the company that makes 'em will be the only one who's share price has rizen thru the crash". thought Stockmarket-Crappy.

Where are Planey and largishPete, or has the Riverland lassie killed 'em with kindness? ..................................................

Where is headofthewineindustry-Geoff, who fades in and out of the NES at will?

Will the mildew in Mildew-raa actually be botritus and will that generate the cash to enable Geoff to paint his 160? And will he change his name to Noble1Geoff?

Will GrandePierre learn how to spell grandeur?

When will the Chewca Fly-In be held?

Is MentallyscarredPete more scarred than mental ... or did he actually mean "scared"?

The answers to these questions, and more in posts # 446 - 448 inclusive.

Geoff (ii)

If it's not fixed, don't break it.

(If it's not fixed it must be under the care & maintenance of a LAME) .... [planey said that].

So BigPete and Planey were both considered for banning because of using more than their quota of emoticons.

"They cost about 5 cents each" said Slartibankjohnny, who is in charge of the forum budget, and all of them flashing & winking (& yes I did say "winking") and clapping etc might cause an epileptic fit in some viewers.

"And speaking of epileptics" said Crappy.

"Planey has got it wrong, because I am not a 4-bar epaulette-tic type Captian" he said.

"I am an Ah, Jim-Lad, walk-the-plank type Captian, whose namesake spent his final years tarred and hanging in a steel cage on the banks of the Thames (a bit like being banned from these forums for a fortnight)"

"So watch yez selves" he added "Or you'll get my peg leg where it matters most, (& don't make fun of amputees either)".

However the Riverland Girl found Crappy strangely erotic because ....................

The Master will probably be a little xxxx'y with the Aussie at 50 euro cents. What will that make them?

Just think, you can look forward the day when we have a real Captain on here ....

A real Captian? REAL Captian. A REAL Captiain?????

Next thing you'll be saying that Pete ain't BIG, paley isn't WAN and X'y, Flyer doesn't, and you aren't a plain-drivler?

I have never been so insulted.

Oh hang on. Yes I have.

Sorry about that.

NOW ... chaps and chapettes. This NES has ground to a very indistinguished halt since GrandePierre stuck us with a photos of some kiddie in a seat in a grey room, and an unproven claim that he shares dna with one of those kiddies.

SO GET BACK TO (NES) BUSINESS OF OR I'LL USE MY LATEST ELEVATED ROLE ON THIS FORUM TO HAVE YOU ALL SUSPENDED FOR A COUPLE OF WEEKS.

It was a dark and stormy night, and the Captain said to the mate "Mate, tell us a tale". And this is the tale he told. "It was a dark and stormy night, and the Captain said to the mate "Maate, tell us a tale". And this is the tale he told. "It was a dark and stormy night, and the Captain said to the mate "Maaate, tell us a tale". And this is the tale he told. "It was a dark and stormy night, and the Captain said to the mate "Maaaaaate, tell us a tale". And this is the tale he told. It was a dark and stormy .............

G'day Merk, and welcome, from another Wagga-ite.

Hey Cap, don't shoot the messenger

I agree with Brent, and Fred is on the money as usual.

The brakes on my 230 work well and I have no complaints once I learnt how to adjust them ..... and I have to say that with my 230 @ 60 knots over the fence, the brakes only need to be used hard on real short strips. My thing rolls, slows and pulls up fine at most strips that I go to and I am totally used to the brake lever location. It just isn't an issue for me, and that brake location makes the master cylinder well position for periodic monitoring.

The Captain :heart: can hard sell the virtues of the new Jabiscrew GT to the captive audience as he is, with out a doubt, the best BullSh:censored:r in the country (hence the name crappy (to his mates)). If you don't believe me see post #429.

Coming from BigPete, that is indeed a compliment.

I feel so proud.

Gotta go now. The Deni Ute Muster awaits.

PS - I wouldn't go anywhere near a fur lined glove box that BIGPete has been close to for any length of time (not that there is anything wrong with that).