Captain

..... while it's Pilot has his Roger/Roget Protrusion in his hand to Prevent Premature "Oh ... sorry about that"".

Hey Steve.

Given this newfangled computer age and the fun we are having with the NES, is "premature e-joke-ulation" defined as "lodging a humorous anecdote on the internet before you have permission from Admin" or is it just "laughing at your own joke before you press "Submit Reply""?

Regarde mon Czech ami

Le Crapp

The fire alarm of Le Crap has been silent for a while (thank goodness)

With that, the pirate with a penchant for prose (actually, he's a bit confused 'cuz it's actually pilates than he fancies, but he's dislex.. umm, lexdisti...cant spell for nutz, so just says Arrhh a lot to divert attention) spun about about his wooden leg...

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The lexicon of LeKap is limitless

As P'PPPPPPPete so often says, a "Pirate with a Penchant 4 Prose Prevents or Prohibits P*ss Poor Performance when he Passes Poor Performing imPorted Planes like a Projectile @ Partial throttle on the Port side while it's Pilot has his Roger/Roget Protrusion in his hand to Prevent Premature "Oh ... sorry about that"".

"My Dishwasher is made in Germany" said das Hauptmann, "We chose not to buy either the Czech Lexdisht or the Dishlex"

"But I do have a Lexus, however it is not limitless as the 470 uses a fair bit of juice."

For Le Crapp spent most of his Engineering Course in a Pool Hall beside Granville Station and only got involved with B&S Balls when he learnt what happens there (then wrote off 2 cars going to or from B&S Balls every weekend for a couple of years to sample those Country Delights), but obviously the Tubb also spent a fair bit of time enjoying what the Spinster's dished out.

"Geeez" said Le Crap "I hope that one of them wasn't Tubb's sister. Do any of his nieces or nephews walk with a distinct "klomp"?"

"No" said ............

The Thesaurus of the Ahlocks is getting a workout

What about if you were given an aeroplane for Xmas by a thoughtful spouse? You would just HAVE to take it for a fly!! Has anyone here ever been given an aeroplane for xmas?

My wife loved it ... but her mother was mortified.

Nathan

My advice is to concentrate on finding an instructor with whom you can interact well and who has a record of encouraging & guiding students into solo in a reasonable time.

It's a competitive business so you should find that pricing/hr are similar, or at least they are down this way.

Hope that helps

Geoff

I know that you have said that you have some cleaning up to do, but the membership clicked thru 3000 before the end of 2008.

A bloody good result for you Ian (and your other Admin workers).

It shows that you have the formula about right.

Some great lines here fellas. Keep it up. Just love " quivering like a Hilton on a hot plate" and particularly "as silent as a stuck-tappet" (I'm gunna use that the next time I get a chance, so what is the licence fee for that one HiHo?).

The mere thought of potentialPete's big new xmas battery powering that camera had her....

.... tit-elated. (however I may have spelt that incorrectly).

"But I really hanker for Geoff from Mildewra High" she said "As I have read about him on Aero Club cubicles and he is a legend around the Riverland. All that and he gives girls free plonk" she said "Give him a call will you please HidyHody, and tell him that ........"

Regarde

Le Crappppee

The variable pitch of our Ahlocks is on call

..... she cocking an ear to the sounds of Divebombing Pete's Jabby silence ".....

" ... Is that DownthestreetPete zooming down on me?" she said with a wriggle.

"And don't call me a s..t, HiHo, or I won't let you watch".

Just then Horlicks landed his sportscar (for he was strut-less) and asked to join the action. "Can I ......

Daryl

What is the procedure to have APRS in the aircraft?

Kevin TP

Having learnt originally on VH, I would be interested to hear your thoughts on your RAA training once you get into it, and how they compare.

Regards Geoff

If a member of this forum was to fly on Christmas Day and Boxing Day, would that be seen as rather cool or a bit sad?

The weather around here on those 2 days has been the best for months .... and I guess that is my only excuse for putting in a great 5 hours over the past 2 days.

Hey Ian

I have just been reading thru the Avalon AirShow website and 2 important things came to light.

1 As of today there is just 75 days to go. Not long, eh?

2 If you go to the Flying In section and then Avalon east they have a great shot of your 24-4848 CTSW on final and also showing the Rec Flying Logo. Is that you in it or was that on one of the display flights?

Regards Geoff

PS It also looks like the foreshadowed arrival and departure restrictions have been dropped and the procedure will be the same as it was in 2007. Is that how others read it?

Although my mother did mutter something about a hole and some kind of chek being the reason I was born ….

Dear Ahlovak

That is usually the case, Steve, although it is not always a Czechoslovakian gentleman that does the deed.

So in a Christmas frenzy, PrezzyPete is DEMANDING Xmas Emoticons ..... and all just because he went to the shop to buy something. I suspect that eroticPete must use them during or after his frequent lovemaking, but I wonder which of the following are used the most: :black_eye: or thumb_down or or or :pig: or :thumb_up: or or or or or :ah_oh:.

As all women well know, the 4 words that they all hate to hear during lovemaking are "Oh ......... sorry about that", not that ProwessPete has ever had to mutter those terrible words.

"Yes" said the Riverland Lass "Why don't you recite the 9 times table to yourself, or go through the SIGMET abbreviations (silently) until I catch up to you. Then you can ........."

Le Crapp (nine nines are eighty-one)

On ya, Watto.

And the great thing is that it just keeps getting better from here on.

I bet you are still smiling @ the AirShow and Dinner in July.

Looks like you will go close to 3000 members this year Ian.

Was that your plan/aim for calendar year 2008?

Regards, congratulations, thanks for providing this site and compliments of the season.

Geoff (Le Crappee)

With that she turned the perplexed:question::question:pete for an explanation.....

"No good asking me" said BigPete (who is also GrandPaPete or perhaps SoDeadPete) from Chuca. "I am not perplexedPete, but I have been known as PerspexPete in the past (due to a trick that I do at Bucks nights with a piece of 3/8" plastic and a lemon).

And ahlocks, who has until now been seen by all as a somewhat conservative, if not reserved, SportStar owner (except when it came to shooting down Jabirus as they overtake him) has shown himself to be a master of the double-entendre and a bit of a deviate too. No wonder he fits in so well in the NES, but it is also not surprising that the guys at the station buck when it is his turn to sleep over, when they say "Steve ......

and causing the Riverland girl to spill ..

..... out of her bra.

"They look like fun" said Slarti "Can I ..................?"

BAHHHH!!!! Stupid game... who wants to play it anyway!

Use the "force" Luke, use the "force".

An interesting game, it is.

But "biorythmitis"??? Geez Tubb. Youze must have been well edakated in Geelong. I thought that was when the cows can't give milk.

0.252 but felt better after rack-of-lamb & veggies last night.

It really is a problem cleaning the spittle off the inside of the canopy.

Sorry bol-locks, but that isn't spittle. Do all of you tin-can jockies do that while flying or is it only WorthBig$'s? (Will just leave that comment here so that BigLes can come back into the NES with a flourish if he ever gets restored).

With almostduckorgoosepoopPete off doing his family stuff(ing), and only flying into the NES occasionally when he gets a leave pass, and Planey visiting every now and then, the new additions like Bolocks and Tubby & Blablabla have, indeed, done a fine job (Eg the YSWG YSWG comment by YTUB).

So TUB is a Geelong Grammar boy, eh what? Or was he from Geelong Grabher?

This means that the TUB will finally be of some use to this Forum, as with a mob of us going to the Avalon Airshow next year with time on our hands and mischief on our minds, we can borrow the TUB's little black book and work our way thru his list from 1960's Geelong Girl's High (but it would probably be easier to just go straight down to the retirement village for a "Grab-a-Granny" night) ..... eh leacherous&leciviousPete? What do you reckon?

The whip of my Aunt is in YSWG.

a) The quip of our Pete is in good taste (as usual)

b) The text of our BigLes is quiet for a while.

c) "So PatHerPete, have you ever been banned or threatened of sanction?" asked the hauptmann.

The Pate of our Pete is on the Riverland Lass.

I notice in the "Who's on line page" that there is a guest reading the NES. I wonder what an outsider might think of this ratbaggery, could it be Biggles peaking thru the veil, or might it be Rupert M researching a film script & knocking off our chokes?

Jeez ahlocks :big_grin: - give us a break, what are the rest of us - chopped liver

Yes ahlocks, what do you think the rest of us are, - dessicated bile producers?

I've never been so insulted ............. oh here we go again .. yes I have, see posts numbers # & # & #.

What Steve doesn't know, dear viewers, is that Le Crapp's 230 is hangared back at YSWG for a while and it will soon be time for ahlocks to put up or shut up with his taunts in another place of using his SportStar to attack Aussie's own (Otherwise known as a Checko tin can Vs a Stiffy).

If only ahlocks had .........................

when scorching in from above with an urgent message came Le Crapper...

"There are 7 messages, actually" said Le Crappee "And I wasn't scorching, I was 2 knots below VNE (and in still air)".

1 If you are a bright enthusiastic young bull that comes onto this forum and you are "cruiz'n for a bruize'n" as per Post #, then you might get a holiday or 2.

2 It's holiday season, anyway.

3 Beware of sorbet unless you have & use appropriate protection ..... or you'll get a neck freeze that can go on for hours ... oh the pain.

4 What does the Tubbyplanter have against Sorbet Harlots, Geelong, Glider Pilots and John Deere componentry generally? (You sure do come with a bit of baggage that has come forth in the NES. Do you feel better Tub?).

5 Where is Caroline?

6 Where is Planey?

7 I hope that BigPete isn't tired and emoticon.

Regarde from Le Crappp

The Kapitain seemed to be blissfully unaware of what a Turing test was, and as such fitted in well .

Patience my young BigLes. Give them time to grapple with, then grasp the joke before you explain it.

The question on which Ian and Slarti must now deliberate is ..... did BigLes deliberately omit the "d" from the test in an attempt to stay unbanne? And as such is BigLes just being a smart young tur, or will be eventually fly like a conservative & professional bir?

So what has the Kapitain :heart: done.......

..... the Craptian has accepted the Biggles's's's challenge.

"I'll bet you a ice-cold tub of Sorbet (or a hot-tub of Harlot) to your 3 skinned rabbits that I can beat you in a Turing Test, and I don't even care whether your spell-checker is on or off" said the Captain.

"I can beat you, even with my one leg (slip-swish-clomp), but we must do this without my parrot and without your cattle dog, who look like they are both smarter than either of us".

"I suggest that we Tur through the Riverina and the 1st one to locate Caroline and have her join them in his flying machine wins" said le Crap (putting BigLes at a severe disadvantage). "And I'll keep my 230 under 2400 revs so that you can keep up"

Can't be fairer than that ......... and I nominate BigPete and the Tubbyplanter as the referees.

That's if ..................

PS ... Pete, bring a can-opener just in case I get in trouble with this young whipper-snipper.

Desperate for some action, SlipperyPete turned around and said...

... "Geez I'm desperate for some action", because wantingabitofactionPete (also known as what'sdifferentabouttodayPete) was a linguist of some note. "How about it?"

"I'm up for it" said Jabba & his Sorbet Harlot. "We'll .............

"I know", said BigLes "I'll just fly thru that cloud and over to the Deni Ute Muster where the Bighorn Stickers and the 3 X 20ft white fibreglass whip antennas on my Cheetah won't look out of place".

"Then I'll scoot down to the Walloper's Ball for a Boot-Scoot in my Ute which is sure to be a hoot when I wear a suit which will cost lots of loot to look so hersuite & cute wearing Brut, which might be moot "

"Will Saint Nicholas be there?" asked the Riverland Lass "As I haven't been wearing any all year, either. That is why BigPete likes me so much and often takes me up to 5,280 ft with his 160 (but he keeps telling me it is 200 , [and that's why women are such bad judges of distance])".

"I know how to fix that" said BigLes. "All you have to do is ......................