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  1. .......compete at the annual Quambatook tractor pull in a Chamberlain with four rear tyres and two 410 cubic inch Nascar engines dressed in a Drizabone and Akubra Hat. Turbo, always given the "Chairman's Seat" at the Quamby TP, began to day dream about his own tractor exploits in the old Super WD 9 Inter which had enough power to tow the harrows in road gear when no one was looking and Saturday afternoon was getting closer to Saturday night which is party time in every country district and beers were ordered by the keg. As Sam wiggled to get comfortable in the Chamberlain, and "Tru Blu" came over the speakers so loud that they could hear it in Pinnaroo, Sam motioned to the engine starter guy .......................
  2. ...energy not seen in many years. A few members were wearing what looked like patching, and others renewed the grumpy insults to CASA aimed at the officials who had retired in 1962. They apparently didn't know the Enforcer was Rainbow now and spent their days gazing ................
  3. .........loudest in the AUF camp [avref], where the popular charged "joyflights" usually paid for the aircraft within six months. This was the beginning of their bitter posts about CASA, which went on for decades. No one had thought to actually read the Stickers (produced by Heavenly Flower of Chungking China patched Mongrels MC (Motorbike China). How a "protection" fee for Motor Bikes could be attached to a Recreational Airctraft, would be a mystery today, but ................................
  4. .........in his patched uniform of the Mongrels added a $50.00 parking fee. This got the bike movement into a lather because, like the aviation community they like to operate and have the venue pay for the extensive maintenance and operation cost. It was the Scarlet Harlet people, who ........................
  5. ......each venue had to hand over 80% of their takings to T-Prick, or have the tent set on fire. Payments were made promptly and T-Prick were doing well until .......
  6. Another view of the event - buses for the partners (Photo; Ockert le Roux Photography)
  7. ........the future of politicians, the Reserve Bank rate, and various horse race results were worked out, all under the Comforts of Turbine Catering Inc. who had quietly beeen supplying bigger and bigger tents and .......... The recent event shown here setup in a paddock with plenty of bike parking.
  8. ....agreed this would stop the bulls because they didn't know who was left and who was right.....14 yos...but the bulls didn't care and .........
  9. ........"bully for you!" Two of them punctuated it with machete slashes at the air. The one in the Audi froze, as it's interlock cut out the ignition and sent a message to the local constabulary and Public Order Black Cars (and they can fight!). He tried the starter over and over again, but noting happened except the sound of approaching sirens. The only escape was through the paddock, and without thinking they all jumped the fence and ran from the red and blue lights. What they hadn't notice was the twelve corkscrew-horned bulls bearing down on them, intent on ripping their guts out ......................
  10. .and every week on the TV News you'd read about Longhorns being burnt by rival gangs in stolen Audis, but one day a group of 14 yos in a stolen Audi with a flat battery were rounded up by one of these Longhorns with corkscrew horns. It was a bull, a bull that was sick of Audis burning his cows. He got the 14 yo with the cvrew cut and ......
  11. ......three eyeballs eh. It spread to the Longhorn Cattle which started to grow wooly hides, and their long horns grew in spirals. They were said to produce 30% more beef and that triggered demand. Turbine Livestock was selling them by the thousand, with the Rodds Bay Cat Farm being converted to "Mammoth" as TL called them. Turbo was dressed up as Colonel Turbine, from the ancient lost valley of Megalopolis, where he had found baby mammoths wandering without ther mothers and had taken them home to breed, and he had more .......
  12. .......if you didn't get the contents into a stainless steel container and fit multiple biofilters within 5 minutes the outcome would rival some of Russia's worst nightmares. The TIWWWW did the only thing they could and sent all the drones into enemy territory at once all had landed within 5 minutes and slowly started to froth.....................
  13. ........Trumponian and likened to the meteoric rise of Elon Muck. "We've been able to use every part of the cat", Turbo said, from TurbineCatseyeMarbles to TurbineDraftExcluders.""We,ve even ...........
  14. .......Catsh!tsrUs.....your garden matters! This was a clever marketing ploy, because when they had built all the drones they realised that "Picture the power of the Pulse Jet" meant exactly that, so they HAD to buy the Scramjets from TSI. In the first trial run the aircraft disappeared over the horizon........ That was back in the day when it was legal to load salt petre into a 12 gauge shotgun cartridge to hurry the little ones out of the strawberry rows, particularly the neigbours children. Occasionally. a week or so later, you'd get a facefull of BBs when you were out ploughing.
  15. ........marginally greater firepower. One percenter was offering Loyal Wingmen at US$30,000 per hundred, The Don River Rangers (DRR) ordered ten thousand, and 30 days later a package arrived in the mail, quite heavy, with One thousand kits, one thousand mini pulsed jet engines and a coil of No 3 fencing wire for the electronics. It was more than..............
  16. ........The Blotchy Red Empennage Aviation Baron (BREAD). He was the talk of FNQ eh. This caused .........
  17. .........Medicine Man, he painted it red. After reading 136 pages about radio interference when they are painted, he sprayed it with paint remover and left it in its raw state, which made the aircraft................
  18. Boggawigga can, He had been building a Lightwing [avref] for 19 years. It wasn't the complexity of the aircraft, it was the 26 different answers every time he got on the net and asked how to do something. It wasn't that the paperwork which came with the kit was difficult, he just liked to get everyone's opinion. As a result, it looked nothing like a Lightwing and ........
  19. The Incorporated Associations were introduced for just that sort of thing. The members had regular meetings to discuss things, sort through the legalese and present clear information to the members.
  20. ........got better things to eat, eh and XXXX those Kiwis in the South eh" Said Giuseppi, a long time member of the tribe, and a founding..........
  21. She was right on the money; that's how simple it is. The decision making has to be Go/No Go.
  22. How did I get involved in this discussion about a document from RAA.? What's the rest of the dribble about?
  23. ..........there would have to be a head count. As we all know the Boggawigga Tribe was founded on ticking the boxes and not paying tax. It was perfectly legit and they got to live in the rainforests of FNQ. They all had red hair and all had very light skin. At a distance and listening to the crap they went onwith, a casual observer would say he was near an Irish village...... As the Census Inspector got closer and heard the fighting, he knew this was not going to be a good day...................................
  24. ......n attempt to pass them off as $1000 pelts at the Dingo Gate in Queensland. The Dingo Inspector was ex Casa and insisted on Taking DNA samples for all 9 tails/pelts. He was sure they'd come back cat's tails, but the DNA Analysis almost 100% Boggawigga Tribe, which is confined to the upper Yorke Peninsula where Turbo had a cat farm. The DI didn't know what to do; it was above his pay grade but he made a decision anyway.........
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