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    ....interesting because at the latest Christmas Dinner, Turbo mildly intimated that Jazzi couldn't get enough coins together to buy an ice cream, and Jaw Bone as he is called in the Great Southern State has made electricity more expensive than buying a car. Joseph Galbally Turbine KC AO threw a turkey leg at Turbo, misses and hit the wife of Alastair Wynne Turbine KC (Launceston), right in the .........
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    ........possibly become the main E-Spruiker and beat that little squirt the Electric Bone before he ..........
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    Maybe, but we may need him in Turbine's Turbo Ice Hockey team.
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    ...............the Noongar boundary at Point Malcolm where the RSM had the thought bubble that they should walk the Noongar boundary like the Noongars did. Not many people know that the Noongars were the last tribe to arrive in Australia, stepping off the boat some time after 1974. Their story was that WA consisted of nothing but dry wasteland, but one night in Pradaya Kesh, the Rainbow Serpent called in and said he'd just irrigated WA and they should give it a try, so they walked over and claimed the area after fighting off the 12 surprised tribes who had lived there for 4,000 years. The dedicated warriors walked their boundary from Port Malcolm to Geraldton to keep the Easterners out, and soon had made a lot of money and these days drove the new Corvette E-Rays. After a big breakfast the troops marched out of Port Malcolm, and with the help of helicopter food and water drops, arrived in Geraldton 246 hours later. Waiting for them there was General .................
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    ......appeared to be very thankful for it the next morning when ........
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    .......belt driven shotgun. It's first pass was a success because the crew stopped and gasped at the Drifter's squiggly bits, and that's when [insert pilotname] unleashed its Prawn "oil" straight down the hatch. The crew came out out of there like a .......................
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    ..........mottled crew, which was procreating where it could, which accounts for that eerie feeling you have as you walk down Murray Street in Perth and drop in for lunch at the Anaya. The waiter who greets you at the door, the person behind the till, the Chef, the waiter who comes to the table and clicks his heels, the dish washer.....all of them look the same and the constant heel clicking replaces the hawking and spitting you hear in Brisbane. Eines was a bit of a genius, and as his restaurant made money, bought himself a Thruster. Always a tinker, he adapted his squiggly design to the Thruster, which allowed it to land normally and taxy in a straight line, and was soon selling kits all over the country. In the English speaking States his outlets were called "Onetrak" It was all going well until a Thruster ..............................
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    ............Fob Watch in its silver case engraved with the name "Sir Simeon Pinkerton Broadacre Sunderland Eyensbury Wilson Turbine. It swung as it dangled and just at that moment a shot rang out from the Dervish side and hit him in the Fob. Turbo reacted by shooting the Dervish through the eye. The Dervish fell off the cliff and the wind caught him and he became the Whirling Dervish, famous in all British books of war. He'd been shot through the M, but the red hot bullet was too spent getting through and fell to the ground on to Cappy's .............
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    got back to Jazzi who had been the skipping rope bully at the Kialla West state school. " Get down here immediately!" she commanded "It's either, I see it or I'm cancelling your Suburban Rail Loop, Westgate Tunnels and North East Link and you'll lose those 27 billion dollar overruns. Turbo reluctantly turned the old Falcon Wagon towards Spring Street; he knew how to look down and out. Her now regretted that silly argument up on the Khyber where Cappy had said, "you cook dinner or I'll shot you in the ring", and Turbo said "No" and Cappy shot him, but .............
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    ......the famous "Bullseye" event, never seen before in Australia, and leaving its mark on thousands of ........
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    ......but before No 32 could let go a stream of feminist insults, Jazzi, who needed them for other political purposes, butted in with .......
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    ......50 hired Kias and headed towards Wodonga (you can't get good help these days). Somewhere near Shepparton, Jazzi commented on the many men wearing gowns and long beards, and asked whether they were fruit pickers. Advisor No 32 said "No, they're all ............
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    I'd suggest you stop explaining because that's BS. I owned one and paid for the fuel. Engine oiling 55 years ago may have been like a 2 stroke, but the engine is compliant today. Driving a generator is not a hard time.
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    ......bodies with eyes cut out, ears cut off and hands and feet bound, particularly in Quambatookaloa, which has become the epicentre of the production of weeties powder, and addictive substance that eventually send people blind. Danez and Yacinta Allenoa had been focussed on the city, Melbornidad, and thought the Mallee was just roots and sand, but......
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    Mazda is still manufacturing rotary engines, the latest one being used as the regenerative motor in a hybrid.
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    ....... financier but warned him to be careful when dealing with ........
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    Propaganda. I never ran out of fuel in mine, which could spin the rear wheels at 170 km/hr
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    It's Toyo Kogyo. Matsuda in Japan (with a silent "u") It was a very efficient motor; I would rebuild mine with the engine in my lap. Its problem was burning the seals at the Apex. I could replace my seals on a Saturday, but doing that every two or three months wasn't practical.
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    "You calla me Tondef I killa you queek" (This accent problem is why Tony never talks when he comes out of Court). The duty tattooist that morning was Cappy C Cook, a cousin of Cappy who was always dropping stories of the Captains brave deeds, pretending they were his. This is what saved him that morning, but Tony .......
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    Go back over a decade or so of wasted posts and you'll see the trend. The only new products that count announce their specifications when the product is released for sale.
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    .....do some below the line marketing indicating that where a logo, or advertising could be seen, the person automatically qualified for the "Turbine million dollar lottery". Turbo paid actors three times their normal fee to act as if they'd won a million dollars. The Tasmanians told each other the chance of winning the Turbine lottery were much greater, the plastic surgery multiplied and all of Australia's non recognisable actors no longer had to face those stints as a janitor..........
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    .....choo!!!!!. bull was simply coughing but the Tasmanian newspapers had him headlined all over the State the next day, with prawn guts all over his trousers. The newspapers thought he had vilified Ah Choo, a much loved former Premier of Tasmania. Not many people know that approximately 72.35% of Tasmania's population are Chinese. When bull first arrived they were the first to greet him because...........
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    Chinese saying: "Man who use ratchet strap usually ratsh!t before destination."
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    To achieve those angles GA Instructors ease people in by getting them to fly based on speeds for the aircraft, so using the term "speeds" is valid
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