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........accept the beer guts of Australians like GMH had to do, without making it obvious, or putting it in their Advertising promotions.(for the car buffs in the NES, GM rejected a plan for a GMH ad which claimed that driving Falcons squeezed your balls and affected reproduction and ...............

......."Just watch this, and in a flash he was gone. Well he wasn't flashing, since he totally disappeared. No one herd from him for months, but one day when Turbine Mining were sifting the sands of the Caymans for gold teeth (which they quickly melted into ingots) their sonar picked up a sound like someone whistling in lower case .....................

Its very rough country up in that part of Tasmania. I dropped in to the BP office in Launceston one day and they were all laughing and explained that one of the Finance people (as they do) was complaining that the NE run was only x km so they should be doing it same day, but the driver was taking three days. He flew over for the day to show them how it was done. The locals said most of the trip out is low range, so when it gets dark they'll be staying in a motel about a third of the way out. It the aircraft that have gone down in Bass Strait haven't all left wreckage. When Freedie Valentich went in in the C182 it was five years before a cowl flap was found on one of the islands.

....could be seen asleep behind the rooms of the Resort. Turbine Security had been hired to supply security for the Resort and the advantage was that when Barry found a trespasser there was no gunshot and no body to .......

.....making them both beyond their dreams. Not many people know that bull owns the Cayman Islands (Turbo only found out about it when he saw the new sign "cayman islands - where your dreams cost less!" at the Airport) and takes a cool 2% commission on every deposit. Prawny knew this would make that look like .......................

........tell bull that he was Harold Holt just yet because..................

but bull, reeling from Cappy's attack on his industry, which was akin to a politrician making even the slightest suggestion that the interstate transport system was blocked by all the Rajs, butted in and said ............................

......bull could run after and catch those prawns who "jumped the net" and made a run for it. bull began to study these would-be escapees, and would measure them, check the colour level, and one night realised a prawn was trying to communicate with him. His research had already told him that all prawns originate from French Polynesia, so he tried to respond, saying "Bonjour Monsieur". To his surprise the prawn responded with...................................

.......teeth. The Matron hesitated for a while thinking he might still be "good", but her eyes hit the cigar stained moustache, the tongue permanenty hanging out one side, and started pining for bull the prawn man, Dancing all night on a prawn trawler produced big leg muscles and ........ NES readers should not be put off by Cappy's moaning. Don't tell anyone this but where we all learned our ABCs, he only, at the Kapooka Primary Schoolm was taught the ABs.

.......point at Cappy, and very pointedly said "Did you deliberately shoot Turbo in the bottom? He is my nephew." As Cappy lay on the cold operating table, he saw her grasp a razor strop and whip the blade like a Knight Templar sharpening his sword, and he fainted ........

........switch to steel wool. Ted flew an Opel Facet. Cappy once came in to the hospital for a minor operation. "This won't hurt" said the Matron, and ..............................

.....caused problems when the wine flowed and the weed smoke drifted through the nurses' quarters. As they went on shift to their allocated wards, patiemts reported they'd had the best night of their lives and .........................

.......feet where now and again he would throw a farthing. Such is the generosity of old Cookie. This all came to an end................... NES easterners note the ease and correctness used by Onesy quoting the name of luxuries most of us have only dreamed of.

.........Bentley Continental GT boot with ..............

This is much better, gives the site that "leotard" feminine touch.

.......purge your friends, purge shop attendents who are a nanosecond slow in genuflucting, purge the local cop when he/she want a breath analysis for for tham matter purge the................. Not many people know that Cappy has been writing a book, "The History of the English Language"........for 47 years.

.... who had flown in from the 21st century in his experimental time machine and noticed that the meat looked very much like cat meat, and did a deal with bullphrog for all the Sharkus-Hairybackus he could supply for six shells per big load' (tons hadn't been invented let alone metrically converted). This made bullphrog the equivalent of a 21 st century multi-millionaire like Cappy. Turbo's time machine was interesting. He'd bought it as a work in progress of a recreational aircraft the Diamond Dog. The owner had been building it for 12 years without success while asking how to do this from the range of rock stars to toilet attendants who advised him regularly on metalurgy and particularly electronics. The end result was that the aircraft never flew; what could with a galvanised iron skin ("puts huge extra strength into the wings mate") and the lights and radio wouldn't work in spite of 10,000 pages of internet advice. Turbo bought it for a dollar on the proviso that he would also take the hundreds of parts left over from the build. Idly, he started connectig wires when he got it home, and heard a noise ......"This - is the BBC" and "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" and "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" Turbo's grandfather had told him this was a French Resistance code for "Drop 48 cases of exlosives, 18 Owen guns, 6 Gestapo Uniforms and a carton of Jaffas" He didn't do anything more to that wiring, then connected the volume wires and a screen flashed up reading "1944". He turned the volume up and the screen said 1979, and there were Cappy and Turbo lying on the gravel of the Kyber pass, rapid - firing at a hundred advancing Khybers. He quickly hit a button marked "Cutoff" and two hundred arms fell bleeding into the Khyber dust. "This aircaft might be worth something" he said to ...................................

Turbo wishes to reassure NES readers that he merely tapped his mouse (NTTIAWWT) accidentally and the part- finished prose was on it's way! ............it has to be admitted that they crushed the mangroves, the mudcrabs and wiped out the rare one legged sun crab, covered the walking tracks with mud and ate all the easy to catch mini buffalo and short legged kangaroos. For that reason the Environmental Sherrifs, Clag and Phog would turn a blind eye to killing a crocodylianus cookii, as long as the carcass was disposed of thoughtfully. A surly member of the tribe, bullphrog began to find these remains and carted them on two sticks back into the village and down to the sea where he baited a Pterodactyl's wing thorn and started catching hairy-backed sharks which he cut up and sold for ............

............it has to be admitted that they crushed the mangroves, the mudcrabs and wiped out the rare one legged sun crab, covered the walking tracks with mud and ate all the easy to catch mini buffalo and short legged kangaroos. For that reason the Environmental Sherrifs, Clag and Phog would turn a blind eye to killing a crocodylianus cookii, as long as the carcass was disposed of thoughtfully.

............in fact that's the eighth Pedi Team member in the photo, and as it happens, Turbine's Prehistorical Nails and Beauty has a vacancy for a Pedi consultant; must be able to run fast.

This is the "seeks advice then disregards it" syndrome. No one "dreamt" this up; the procedures were developed by real life around the world which is why we are trained using formal documents from CASA, Airservices and ATSB - linked with ICAO.

I quoted you a CASA document which quotes ICAO material which a Pilot in Command is required to learn and use in the real world.

Do you understand what the Visual Flight Rules Guide is? That the VFRG is an easy ready of the legislation pilots are, or are supposed to have been, trained in? and are expected ti use when flying?

Just checked on where to get the answer. Mayday For those who missed being taught these things, there is a specific and significant difference between the calls. For a start there are three different Maydays, the other two being "Mayday Fuel" and Mayday when Intercepted. Pan Pan This calls up different responses. Both can be googled in the Visual Flight Rules Guide.

No, the Pilot was using the correct term.