The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

................four Apostles which .................

[Captain]

.... live between Golgotha and Gethsemane, just west of Hobart, and are preaching up a storm ..... 

[turboplanner]

........which just reminded Turbo that in his teenage years he was part of a Young Farmers contingent  who went to Tasmania to help out in an apple blight. They couldn't afford to fly from Melbourne so they had to walk round the beaches. It was one stormy night and they were camped in some sheltering trees. Noticing a movement and thinking it may be a Tasmanian Tiger, Turbo walked into the bush. There in a clearing was a young girl just about to get into a Bluehead Drifter [avref].

You don't often get to see two good things at the same time  in Tasmania and Turbo enthusiastically introduced himself. Her name was Cathy Opossunoquonuske.............................. 

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

Her name was Cathy Opossunoquonuske.............................. 

..... and Turbo fell in lust with her beautiful big round eyes and her bushy .....

[turboplanner]

............tail. Everyone in the room froze, except the Tasmanians because............

[Captain]

17 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

............tail. Everyone in the room froze, except the Tasmanians because............

..... they know, full well, that Opossunoquonuskes are like Greek Sirens, however instead of luring sailors, they cause the blood within a FlyBoy to all rush to his .....

Edited 5 hours ago by Captain