The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

.......xxxxxx. Lighthousemen threw him down the stairs. Not many people know that Bull once applied to join the SAS. He was deeply offended by ISIS, almost as much as when some dork would come into the Bone RSL and give Mavis a line, at the end aasking if she had a paaper bag. There would be a CRASH! as Bull put down hiss knife and fork and a CRASH! as the turkey went through the front window and a CRASH! when he sat down. "SAS should be easy" he thought, but times had changed, OHS had come in and.................................

[Captain]

48 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

There would be a CRASH! as Bull put down hiss knife and fork and a CRASH! as the turkey went through the front window and a CRASH! when he sat down. "SAS should be easy" he thought, but times had changed, OHS had come in and.......

.... nobody was allowed to go to any area of conflict because it is dangerous & uninsurable.

 

All weapons had to be decommissioned too, Semtex was converted into playdough, Sergeants were banned because they yelled and used naughty confrontational words, and no live ammo could be ......

[turboplanner]

........secreted where you could grab it in that near-final shoot out when you think you're going to be shot and the enemy shoots thinking you're gone and you give a littel wriggle, the bullet shoots past, you shoot him in the elbow and he  screams so much, you haave to belt  him behind the ear so he's unconsciousthen ...........

[Captain]

10 hours ago, turboplanner said:

........secreted where you could grab it in that near-final shoot out when you think you're going to be shot and the enemy shoots thinking you're gone and you give a littel wriggle, the bullet shoots past, you shoot him in the elbow and he  screams so much, you haave to belt  him behind the ear so he's unconsciousthen ...........

....., from Turbo's post, readers can see and evaluate the aftereffects of shellshock and being plugged in the freckle, as Turbo had given his all up the Khyber and now often awakens during the night (not that I'm ever close by, but also NTTIAWWT) when the aftereffects of Tubb's brave service now comes out as .....