The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

Just now, turboplanner said:

..................selective NES Readers which now include the Tonkinese National Recreation Aviation Association members who have decided to buy a Turbine Steam Chopper for training and emergency work.

Turbo apologises for the absence of dots, but he was distracted by one of the students, Liat, however, work is work and the CFI, Captain Cook VIII with epaulettes reminiscent of Epaulette Himself may wish to ..........

[Captain]

14 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Turbo apologises for the absence of dots, but he was distracted by one of the students, Liat, however, work is work and the CFI, Captain Cook VIII with epaulettes reminiscent of Epaulette Himself may wish to .......

.... also apologize, as he has been regretting his post ever since the edit clock ran up to 15, because Crappy knew that he was pushing the boundaries of good NES practice ...... and to subsequently be called "reminiscent of E-Paulette" is almost the ultimate NES insult, but it has brought Crappy back to his senses, which is good and was necessary so that the Cook family can continue on with their ......

[turboplanner]

........reconciliations resulting from Tonkinese rumours which ................

[Captain]

17 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

........reconciliations resulting from Tonkinese rumours which ................

... always pose a problem in polite western society (or on a, Aussie flagged prawn trawler).

 

This was a particular issue in the Indian (dot does not feather) communities of eastern Melbournistan, where the Tonkinese had a foothold on the coconut bra market and the .....

[turboplanner]

........Indians were acting outraged and appealed to Albo, Australia's Greatest Prime Minister to do something about it. he looked at Suni, Muni and Raj (who had attended in blue singlet and shorts)

 

"Are you talking about Melons" he asked with a nervous smile.

 

The Indians didn't know what to .......................

[Captain]

... reply as he will tell a porky either way, but his eyes wandered and he spotted more melons, so he gave Kylie the flick and went the ...

[turboplanner]

............other way....at a run. Albo ran corridor by corridor  through the Parliament House (paradoxicallty where no one lived), the press hot onto his heels a melon in each hand to get into any shot they could get on him. None of them had any shagging paraphenalia, but none fell behind. Corridor after Corridor

[Captain]

31 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

............other way....at a run. Albo ran corridor by corridor  through the Parliament House (paradoxicallty where no one lived), the press hot onto his heels a melon in each hand to get into any shot they could get on him. None of them had any shagging paraphenalia, but none fell behind. Corridor after Corridor

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[turboplanner]

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.on and on they ran, melons bouncing, through the doors, across the floors, and into the cafeterias.  Albo never faltered jumping desks, hurdling lounge suites, nose in the air, and what's left of the hair streaming back. The Sydney Morning Herald guy did a hook turn, and .......