The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

There was a scramble for seats, and Cappy finished the song in a weak falsetto, and was bordering on being kicked out as a dud (this apparently happens frequently) when .......

.... his opera singing, piano playing alter ego Dudley Moore took over once the cameras were on.

 

The crowd were stunned and Delta was beside herself with admiration, so the entire .....

 

Crappy looked just like this .... always happy and jovial, but taller

[turboplanner]

......audience burst into tears. Cappy sang  excactly on key, exactly on tempo, exactly the right about of vibrato, and that's all Turbo had to say about that.

 

Cappy made it into rthe cut, but now he had to cut his Hair, cut his nose hair, wash himself, and put on TV makeup, abd he had to do that every week. The Bayliss Street Latte joints  hung on his every word, and people whispered he sounded very much like an up market Johnny Farnham. 

 

People in the street stopped him and aske if they could get a selfie, he was a STAR!

 

Then the WAGGA WAGGA Morning Herald came out........................

[Captain]

48 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Then the WAGGA WAGGA Morning Herald came out....

.... to expose the fact that he was also a star on The Farmer wants a Floozy, and one of the finalists on  I'm a Nuff Nuff get me Out of Here, so Cappy was getting more exposure, cash and chicks that was .....

[Captain]

13 hours ago, Captain said:

The Farmer wants a Floozy, and one of the finalists on  I'm a Nuff Nuff get me Out of Here

Cappy has actually been asked to host those shows + read the news, as not many people know that the network plans to flick the Erwin kiddie. So let's see how it all goes over coming weeks. He has also been offered Karl's gig on the morning show, so perhaps a name change to Cappy Steppenoverit is on the cards.