The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

....dealing out the wafers and communion wine he came to Cappy on his knees. Within two minutes the wafers hd dropped into the river and were being eaten by ducks, the communion wine had run down his suit and trousers, although there was an argument, by some, that the trousers had already been soaked. It was allover Cappy using lower case to needle b.Bull. The Serving Table was wrecked. The first pew on the left side was on its back, as were eight choir grirls, the Mace was sticking out from a timber wall, and pages from today's Wall Street Journal were all over the floor. Cappy lurched up, squelching as he ran and smacked Bull in the nuts. Bull gathered himself then gave Cappy an uppercut. A thousand phones recorded the fight. Turbo was happily recording the event when ....................

 

Fiiiiii......nally

Edited 2 hours ago by turboplanner

[Captain]

24 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Bull gathered himself then gave Cappy an uppercut. A thousand phones recorded the fight. Turbo was happily recording the event when ..........

..... Turbine Catering tuned up with 15 tonnes of loaves and fishes, and the crowd declared it to be a miracle, that only .....

[turboplanner]

....Turbine Catering could achive.  Turbo patted down his long hair, straightened his gown, looked around at the 11 Apostles - Cappy was laid out on the floor; and began to cut the fish into four pieces.             Nobody noticed,and if they did they shut up because the next act was Turbo's walking on water scene, and they knew that sometimes he slipped off the ropes.

 

Turbo gave them a sermon about being good to each and pointed to the floor where the graphic vision made it obvious. There were a couple of announcements about taking your fish with you, and it was time for the walk..................