The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

.......oriental touch.

Turbo, OT and Cappy were very nervous about where this was going.

Two black eyes, scraatches all over his face wouldn't go over all that well in China ...................

[Captain]

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......oriental touch.

Turbo, OT and Cappy were very nervous about where this was going.

Two black eyes, scraatches all over his face wouldn't go over all that well in China ...................

..... so they contained their usual aggression, short fuses and their "All for one and One for All" mantra.

 

This was a time to add diplomacy to their usual UFC Cage Match approach to international relations, so they invited Xi, Doubty, Nob and the other girls for a Thai feed up the main drag in Moorabbin, where they could have an entre taking on the local Machete Gang, and then ......

Edited 13 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

........put up a dart board with Trumps face on it. Chairman Xi had never has as much fun in his life. They'd forgotten all about Doubtfire, and the sudden flow of bodies being propelled through the air [avref]....................

[Captain]

4 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

........put up a dart board with Trumps face on it. Chairman Xi had never has as much fun in his life. They'd forgotten all about Doubtfire, and the sudden flow of bodies being propelled through the air [avref]....................

.... as it was just the usual Moorabbin night out, and Xi was hooking in with the best of them.

 

It was OT who expressed the initial concern, as while he was enjoying the mayhem and was hitting them as quickly as Tubb and Cappy could grab them, he had never been in the wilds of Vicmanistan before, but had read horror stories about ......

[turboplanner]

...........the Friday night rush for the Big Pizza and ...............................

[Captain]

4 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

...........the Friday night rush for the Big Pizza and ...............................

..... the cutting implements used to do the slicing of the pizza. There are no circular pizza cutters in Mextoria as they use machetes and have developed a flourishing pizza cutting procedure that may have cultural significance in 100 years, when all Melbournistan natives will wear a machete proudly, like a Gurkha and his kukri.

 

This is evidenced by the amount of pizza splatterings around the machete bins and the fact that ....

[turboplanner]

...........no one acts up if they see an arm or a leg in it.

In fact ............

[Captain]

19 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

...........no one acts up if they see an arm or a leg in it.

In fact ............

.... that old tourism moto "You'll love every piece of Victoria" has come true, except that the pieces involve various extremities and ......

[turboplanner]

a few bones.

In this case the bones had a voice and it was aimed at Turbo, who had brought XI into it.

Turbo did a Khyber, leaving Cappy, OT and Xi to face the music (or in this case Doubtfire), and OT stood up to her. Doubtfire was confused for the second it took OT to get into road gear, and she turned on Cappy who.................................

 

The saying "doing a Khyber" comes from that intensive war where a British soldier could be facing 30 Khybers. The only way of escaping was to slide down the near vertical which led to that other term "Shortass".

[Captain]

5 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

The saying "doing a Khyber" comes from that intensive war where a British soldier could be facing 30 Khybers. The only way of escaping was to slide down the near vertical which led to that other term "Shortass".

But sometimes the Khybers weren't as dangerous as the Pommy Officers.

[Captain]

6 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

and OT stood up to her. Doubtfire was confused for the second it took OT to get into road gear, and she turned on Cappy who......

... embraced the opportunity and .....

[turboplanner]

.......the opportunity sank its claws into his arm, twisted it round until he fell, then shoved her knee into his neck in the classic neck arrest of the outback cop.

Cappy ripped his knee up  and Doubtfire catapulted into XI, put both arms around his neck and ................