Captain

....oil.

Being a conservationalist he always kept the sump oil from the tractors from this purpose and it had worked well, except for the time the B275 bearings failed and dropped large filings in it....

"So the Tooradin based Turbobangerplanner is a conversationalist with experience in B275 and oil?" asked Nanna rhetorically "For I am particularly fond of a good B275 (shown on page 74 in the subserviant sub-position) and I feel a bit inclined to give Decksywecksy a miss for a few hours and sample the delights of the red-light district of BangHolme."

"Come on down" replied Turboplunger suggestively "And bring your .............

My Aunt thought that Bangholme would be one of the cute '50's country villages up there in the hills somewhere NW of some idyllic joint ........ and she now finds out from a Google search that it is part of the Burbs in Melb. "What a let-down" she said "And to think that Tubbo has stuck it up Wagga in the past".

"...called the two stroke...."

..... in 2 options (with or without oil), and the TurboHolmeBanger always chose .....

Yeah I set the timing like you said, yeah 2 full turns on the whatever, no I won't say any more, I've said enuf already. Shoot, this shiraz merlot is nice. Oh boy the inventors is on !

"Don't worry about AdminIan, as in his eyes, anyone who flies a Gazelle has free rein on this thread, and SlartiBBQfest won't be an issue either as he has warrants out in Vic and doesn't go over the Murray Grande." said SlobbererMcJockLocks.

"And don't worry about "The Inventors" either" whispered Nanna "As I have given a lot of thought to Dicka's 48 standard positions (based on that well known aviation principal of one per hour for 2 days) and things are getting a bit passe between me and the Dicka, so I have invented a few of my own .......... particularly one that GrandePierre taught me ..... which Tubb's Evinrude photo reminded me of when it was held aloft. It was on page 67 of the Calming Suture and was ............."

and did quote from the "Ballad of the nightman"running round and round in Deccadent's brain in perfect rhythm to Nanna's raucaus snoring beat

 

"........ screaming a passionate shout

 

It’s the Night Man

 

The feeling so wrong

 

it’s right man

 

the feeling so wrong…

 

I can’t fight you man

 

when you come inside me and pin me down your strong hands

 

and I’ll become the Night….

 

the passionate, passionate Night Man.

 

They took you Night Man

 

and you don’t belong to them

 

They left me in a world of darkness

 

without your sexy hands

 

and I miss you Night Man

 

so bad...''

 

........."

That the Rat broke into 15 verses of "Second Class Wait Here" .............. and .....

He had become a nightman....

"He sure has" said Nann "Decks is an all nightman in his Nightie that shows his nightstick, which to you blokes might be a nightmare but to me it enhances my nightlife after we have a nightcap in the nightclub. But after nightfall that night-tiger can cause night-blindness and I see stars as well as hearing nightingales, but then sometimes the Dicka likes to be a night watchman, too"

"What do you do Turbs?" she asked with a glint in her eye and a ..............

"What happened to El Ratto with the golden tootho?" asked Turbo ad he lifted his head, his hair matted with two stroke oil.

"Should we warn Ho Ho's neighbour that there's a pedant in their midst?"

"Pedant Schmeddant" responded Nanna "As far as my Deccastud is concerned it is DeccaPendulum, not DeccaPedant ..... and from 1st hand experience I can assure you all that he is a ...........

Here's a twist .....

"Or is he perhaps DeccaMabel masquerading as a bloke? After all, he did fly a triple bunger." thought El Crappo to his-self, as he considered all of the times that he spent in the back of a 3 bunger during the 70's and 80's .......... and he wonders if all those times when the harmonics made his head hurt were the work of DeccaMabel with his feet up on the panel as he fiddled with the engines so that the triple harmonics would send The Rat gah-gah (and onto his exercise wheel) while some other passengers had seizures (with a frequency similar to Tubb's outboard seizures).

"I wouldn't know, Im a pedant"......

"And speaking of pedants" added El Crappo "As I was driving this morning from the Rat's Nest into the joint that Tubbo trashed a few weeks ago, I heard a well loved Aussie serial on RRR about Snake Gully ..... which begs the questions."

"Is Deccadent actually DeccaDad or DeccaDave?"

"I know" said McJockLockXXXStar "He is ...............

My Aunts says that Turboacademic's foray into Greek mythology is a bit much for her to grasp .... except if it was that dark haired darling from "My Big Fat Greek Wedding" when her nephew says that he would do more than just some "grasping" (Oops ... it looks like he might have his pen out, in the garden again).

Nah, :DirtDOG: they're rivets ... Fair dinkum Tubz, you're killin' me...

 

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So while Ahlow the Harlow keeps counting, Tomo the Homo (sapian) keeps learning, Turbo the Holmebanger keeps posting on almost every thread on the forum, and Dicker the Dent keeps .............

"..."That's me mate!" Doubtfire responded, quickly putting her/his/its hand over her/his/its mouth and realising this story has legs......

... "and pretty rugged legs they are too" responded Ahlockivski, who had seen a few in his time "But it appears that you have been waxing 'em, Madam, and doesn't it make your eyes water when you wax all the way up to THERE? At least it did when I tried lt last week" said McJock.

"Eeeeeeoooohhhwww" yelled the Rat as he dry-heaved "Does that mean there is no undergrowth in which the serpent can recline?"

"That's me" reponded madambartfast "And I .............

"...."None of your business!" shouted the Officer....but was it?

Then the Ahlovackian continued his probing questioning, the skills for which he learnt when he spent a holiday in a secret camp in Slovenia.

"Then answer this .... if you can .... with a straight face .... do you know a lot about computers and computing practice, were you involved in an unfortunate incident at Goulburn Airport some time ago, can you take good photos, and have you banned a forum member (and enjoyed it)?"

Madam Doubtfire raised herself up to her full height, adjusted her wig, loosened her bra, and said "I am ........

The DeccaPython and the BangholmeFlyer are having a race ...........

Who will win?

It was ...................... see post #2299

"Ah, that's the burning question" said Turbo "We think we know who he is; we think it's one of the local bullies, but how he gets the uniform and the car we're not sure"......

..... and then they noticed that Doubtfire's patrol car had ACT plates.

"It can't be" said the Rat, always loyal to the management.

"We had better check out that police car in more detail" said McJockLocks "And what's this?" he added with excitement.

"Most NSW Police cars now have paw prints on them" responded Snr Constanble Doubtfire with his/her best "assured" voice.

"Is that you under that makeup and stockings, Slarti?" asked the Rat.

"Surely .........

unowhyoo ( disguised his name) put a message on the site - .....

I've never been so insulted etc etc etc .............. but where can a 3rd person see a copy?

he was in Witty Form, which is a small town just south of Henty, but had promised to help Turbo lure both Deccadence and the girls tpo the NES, although it looks as if we're about to be kicked out - maybe they'd like us at pppppprune.......

1 Ratto noticed in the photo that the CWA members are big on punctuation ........ and therefore poses the question "Could Ahlow perhaps be one of 'em?".

2 What's this about being kicked out? Who .... where .... what ....? Geeeeeez .. I go away for a day and you blokes go and alienate somebody. Who do I need to appeeeeeeeeze this time?'#!^,;:'

I'm with the Thread Killers. I reckon that my Bose units are just about the best money I have ever spent. I have done a 12 hour day and there was no problem with them being worn for that time, in fact I forgot I had them on. The sound quality and noise cancelling are great ........ but they are X'y.

El Ratto has been away working his freckle off today at the mines and is staggered at how much fun the rest have been having is his absence.

But in a small Country town that put the Tree back in County, he saw the attached sign, which he posts here in an attempt to arouse Turbo and Decca.

[ATTACH]8484.vB[/ATTACH]

"Come here Nanna, as I have just seen a dirty photo and I am ready for action" Decca said as he ...............

...generally having a gay old time. :raise_eyebrow:i_dunno

Opps, time for a tangent!! Just what did Hanna & Barbara mean when they wrote

 

A yabba doo time, a dabba doo time, you'll have a gay old time??

 

.....

"It is well known" responded TurboConstructionWorker "That this theme was written during the time when the Dalby B&B balls were in full swing ......... then they relocated to Bangholme for obvious reasons when I started to spend an unhealthy amount of time with Barney in preference to Wilma. How did you learn about that McJocklocks?"

"I was told by Mc .............

"....female Roadie with long flowing silver hair...."

The Dalby Progress Association, who had been press ganged into holding an Air Show Spectacular by a fast talking ditDash, and weren't too sure what an air show was jumped at the opprotunity and said "We'll take you!"

 

As they sipped their tea afterwards the president, now visibly relaxed said: "Well that's the hard part over; will someone tell Tomo all we have to arrange now are the mobile toilets and streamers".........

And the Dalby CWA (bless 'em as there is some hot-stuff there, I can tell ya) sang along to the strains of "It's fun to eat scones at the D-S-C-Q (The Dalby Shearer's & Cook's Quarters) and other well known classics that had Tomo the Homo ......... sapian wearing chaps over his flying suit, exposing his dot and his dash, and ................

A convoy of semi trailers, all driven by guys in blue singlets, green shorts and five days stubble set out in the general direction of Dalby......

"We are from 'Toria and we are here to help" they all said in their big tough truckie voices.

"And we have arranged a Village People show for the disadvantaged people of Dalby, called DalbAid ..................... because yez are from Queensland and need assistance" said the biggest Semi-Driver in the cowboy outfit.

"But" he added with a wink and a wiggle, "We have changed the lineup just a little bit as we have me (silly) and I'm a Cowboy, we have a Flight Engineer off a 3 holer, a CASA Inspector, A Truck Designer, A prospective RAA Board Member, An Administrator, A Fireman, a Tunnel Rat and a ........"

In Bangholme they're called Owfark Thorns...

Isn't that interesting ..... as that is exactly what Ian described them as when he experienced them in the CT at Narrowmind a couple of years ago.

"And yes it is Gumly Gumly, however we who are duo-nomenclated just use the singular so that those of you who are uni-nome'd will not feel out of place any more than you should." replied the Gleaming Rodent "It is also so that ..........

Turbo had slipped back into Wagga Wagga, avoided being slung into the wagon, and was busy distributing goats head thorns around Rat's Jab, parked outside the hangar for an early getaway.......

Goats Head Thorns

 

Here up in North Queensland we suffer punctures from goats head thorns - these are small little thorns that work their way through 6 ply!

Up here thy are "Cat-Heads" (Caltrop) ............. full name "Caltropous Fellineous Stickous inous any tyreous that is less than 8 plyous" .......... and this behaviour is typical of Bangeholmeites.

Nice one about the star-picket puller, too.

Editor's Comment (Not Slarti - he's become too busy showing off his paint job)Here we have to stop the story for a moment.

 

It was a good try by Captain but what he is not be aware of is that all sheep are not the same and Turbo's have self shedding fleeces.

 

To encourage another visit from Planey the story has been changed to read:

 

"Where else were they going to get AAA superfine quality from other than the Jabiru factory"

"I can provide a few kgs" answered Nanna "Is grey OK?"

"Ssssshhhhhh" whispered Decca "I prefer you like you are"

"No" said Nanna (for the 1st time since WW2) "It's AAA Superfine they want and it's AAA Alpaca like faded ash-blonde (grey to you whipper snippers) Superfine they shall have, not like that Planey character, who used blunt shears the last time he tried, and a ...........

Check your Air Leg? - the aircraft on final has to go round if there is another aircraft on the runway.

Sic 'em Quentin.

(I did have a 'Structa once tell me of the merits of doing run-ups & a final carb ice check off at the side of the keys after a long backtrack, thereby allowing another aircraft to come in if needed)

...the Ballarat Wool Classing Festival.

"How was I to know a group of Classers would show up at the AAA Bin, just as Sally and I had settled in for a picnic and were making pig noises.....

..... as we got ready to do a bit of waxing".

"Well" she added "Where else were they going to get AAA superfine quality from? Unless it came off the TurboBanger's ...........?