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"We must maintain Con Tinuity!" Con Tended Planey as he Con Spired to .....

..... not become In Con Tinent from the excitement of the run-up to #4000.

"I know" said Robin-of-Locksmith 'I'll wear a ..........

... Con fused Con Sorts. :yuk:

Locks Con Templated the Con Ditions of his pending Con Viction. :ymca:

 

"Ok. I Con Fess and I'm Con Trite" He Con Fided from the cell's Con Fines.....

"Heck" thought The Rat "That Goldy sure is a fine Con Structor of Con Voluted sentences." "But I wonder if, while he has been incarcerated, whether he has been someone's Con Cubine (not that there is anything wrong with that)?"

"I know the answer to that" responded .....................

My Aunt said "Strewth, just 13 posts to 4000 .............. Con Ditions are right for the race to be on".

...Con Cerned. "We think he'll Con Coct some excuse to Con Clude our Con Sternations and return to his Con dominium at Con Doblin.

"Con Found it!" exclaimed....

"Stop being Con Trary Ahlocks or your look like a Con Cockt (not that there is anything wrong with that), and not that I wish to Con Demn you to a life of incarceration where you'll dream about melons and Con .......

...melons! Which is why lockslie is still trying to saw his way out of the holding cell but can't, because he's been defiled....

But is he yet Con Trite, and ready for Con Ditional release?

"I don't think so" said Sister ...........

..Con Verted with Con Versation about the Con Undrum of the...

"No Lockslie" you have that wrong said The Cheese Muncher "The Con Versions are not done by Con Fession, they are handled by one of the sisters, Con Nun Drum, who works nights as a member of the Con Stabulary when she flashes her..............

..con tused and con fused.

"That can be solved if you join the Grikk Authodox where the bloke with the black hat is Con Gregation, with his maaate Con Fession, where you will be .....

...Con Niving when he...

.... tried to stop them fighting" said Con Flict "Don't be Con Trary, because if this goes on much further you might become Con Cussed, and then you'd be ...................

Just then his cousin, a Paratrooper, Con Decending, arrived "Mite, yous seen the pilot?"

"For I am one of the Mount Olympus 'Descending' familiaia"

"G'day Maate" said the Greek Fire Fighter "My name Con Flagration, and hava you met my mate the Industrialist Con Glomerate?"

"Yes" responded the bloke with the sore eyes, I'ma Con Junctivitis."

"Wow" said the Magician Con Jurer "Do you want a lolly from my brother Con Fectionary?"

"No thanks, I'll ................

Is that an agism quote? :gerg:Not all hounds over a certain age have grey hair, and besides, it makes them look distinguished :ilmostro:

"I agree" said Planey "And after seeing most of the forum members at Temora (where grey was a very popular colour), that is why I tried to talk Ian out of selling Grecian 2000 in the Clear Prop Shop .... although he did want to rebadge it as Bacchus Marsh 2000."

"I had to drop that product" responded Ian "As with the way the Greek economy is going, it had already risen to Grecian 4867 and is increasing at 15% per month."

"Hey ......... whatsa matta you?" said ...........

"....I would never do that because it would only make me mellon colli......"

...collie, which are nice dogs except that their mellons are a bit on the narrow side."

"But what about Rassie?" asked Nobu, who had been watching the NES from in the wings (a bit like The Tuber Planter in recent times).

Then Dickher weighed in again with the terse comment "I much prefer ..............

....he'd clocked off, only to find the place locked down, and when he tried to clock on again he finished up in the lock up, clocked.

"You can't lock me up" he said "As I am a Master Locksmith and will be out of here before you have time to adjust yourself. Anyway, what am I being held for?"

"You were caught feeling Collin's Mellons (see post #3957), and that is illegal, even in Bange Holme."

"But ................

My Aunt says "G'day again Tubb."

... Locksvill...

..... who is feeling melancholy at the moment because ..........

... but I'd say fat cooks are to expensive....

..... what slim chefs are to eftpos machines, what forum moderators are to the secret thought police ,and what Tomo & Darky are to ............

The Poll is closed, and you certainly can't argue with the weight of that vote.

Thanks to those who posted.

An un-named member member, who's misses normally only gives him a quikie call because the egg timers broken;):thumb_up:

... and even then she leaves the eggs on for another minute, and they are still soft.

"'S natch..ural" she says, "As he likes to fly quick planes too, and his Ben Elton derived forum name means that he ........

The root cause of the problem is determining how much flutter it takes to create a snatch.From previous calculations it can be shown that where a certain number of flutters (x) is reached, a snatch is the outcome, therefore the next thing to determine is the square root of a snatch in order to find a snatched root of the first magnitude.......

So Bryon-the-Brave snatches up the cudgel to meet the "snatch challenge", while Planey eggs him on.

"If this doesn't get a few sniggers I'll snatch it from the NES" he is reported to have said.

"Everyone knows that 5 flutters equals 1 snatch" reported Goldy, trying to be helpful.

"Is a "square root" just someone who isn't "hip" .... or who doesn't have a few piercings?" asked the Parmesan Eater.

"And mine is certainly of the 1st magnitude" reported Elle.

"So 5 flutts = 1 snatch = the square or cube root of the 1st magnitude" deduced Bryon Sumner-Miller, in an attempt to win his 2nd Nobel Science Prize.

"OK" said Elle "I'll be a guinea pig (purely in the interests of science and mathematics), I've got a spare 5 minutes at the moment, Bryon is "unsquare" and is a ...................

Interesting weather prediction for Area 22 today.

OVERVIEW:

GOOD CONDITIONS.

WIND:

2000 5000 7000 10000 14000 18500

350/15 350/15 350/15 330/10 PS03 300/15 MS01 250/20 MS08

REMARK: WIND ALL LEVELS 10/15 KNOTS STRONGER S OF BANCA/YSDU AFTER

00Z.

They say "Good Conditions but predict it to go to 25 - 30 knots at all levels within the next 2.5 hours.

Is a predicted 25 - 30 knots at all levels really "Good Conditions"?

A slow antique aircraft chugging up from Melbourne to Griffith, with 30 knots on the nose, is going to take a while this arvo.

Meanwhile, GoldyLocks (visiting) on the sideline had a brilliant business idea to solve the Jabalooter's woes. A 3 lung boxer & a 5 lung boxer. As he scampered off to the patent office he was heard to say "Thank you Rattus Kosher you..............."

..... are a great bloke."

"Thanks" the Bega Muncher replied to the Desperate Fryer "But Ahlockski has been pinching my ideas from the NES since the early days. He has registered the business name "Robin-of-Locksly Locksmiths", he calls his Grandma "Nanna", he wrote 'Jabbarooter" with a permanent Texta on one of the 55's at Wagga .......... but he often gets it wrong, as I did an internet search of his Kosher patent and he has it lodged as a 2 cylinder 5-stroke and a ............

My Aunt just realised that Tomo has posted elsewhere about "Aileron Snatch", and she thinks that there might be another entire chapter of the NES to be built around that ...... if she can only work out how not to get banned doing it.

..... the Great Rotaxian Gazelle! But the Maroon Denman Devils bemoan the Golden colour as it just isn't Kosher they say...........

Ahh How Low you've drawn me in too.

"To which 'Kosher' do you refer, there DF?" asked a well konwn Lame-E "Is it the 3 cylinder 2-Stroke Kosher or the 5 cylinder 2830 cc 4-Stroke Kosher that is built in Hungary under licence?" (And both of which give a 912 a hurry-up while still not revving above 3,650.)

"Oh" said Dex thoughtfully "It is the ..................

Have any other Jab owners experienced aileron "flutter". In my J430 I find the ailerons vibrate in mild (actually very mild) turbulance. At times times this flutter is quite violent and takes a fair bit of holding by the control stick.My ailerons are set correctly as per instructions from Jabiru. The trailing edge of the ailerons can be moved about 4mm while the cockpit end of the cable hasn't moved - this is due to slop between the inner and outer sections of the cable. I hope it not cable ware as the aircraft is virtually brand new - only 35hours.

Any ideas?

 

Garry

That is not normal and is the type of issue that needs to be investigated and cured.

Very concerning that it takes a fair bit of holding.

Have you checked all of the hinges? And also check the clamps thru the inspection opening at the end of the cables inside the wings, or anywhere else where a bolt, or the wedges, or the inner brackets on the back of the seats have come loose?

The 4 mm of movement is about what I get, but have you used a fair bit of force there to see if the outer cable is slipping at either end? The outer cable clamps would need to be pretty loose & noticeable to do that.

And is the bellcrank still tight on the rear of the tube to the stick?

I'm no expert, but I do have one and have built one so I hope this helps.

...quietly go about replacing all the bits that fell off () during their flight.

"Eh, repeated TapperP "I .....

.....It doesn't worry us, as we usually get there 2 hrs before the RotaryAxians, do ..... then they spend 6 hrs walking into town to get ULP, while we just journey on, 2 or 3 waypoints ahead of them with not a jot of a care and the glorious feeling that one gets from pretending that a through bolt or 2 have broken ("through bolt" is actually a non-existant issue and is just Jabarooter code for finding an excuse to let the 912's catch up) and .........................

What?

As my old English teacher used to say while holding one ear "Dont say 'WHAT?', boy, say 'EH?'

"OK" said Turbs ................."EH?"

"Nice to have ya back TP. Come and stick it up Goldy Lox, as it will make you feel much better."

"Only if ..................

........Jabba Jabba munching machine that can run endlessly at 5000 rpm without so much as giving a pilot a single gery hair. Rotaxians worldwide embrace...........

(Couldn't resist popping in with that)

No worries about you making that post Dexter.

After all, everyone knows that the NES is a fantasy ...... and a work of occasional fiction.

Rotaxians worldwide embrace...........

...... at the end of each flight, just before they drop to their kness and kiss the ground, whereas Jabarooters just ........

Keep one tank for fuel, and the other simply for the conveince of it

STOP PRESS

PLANEY CONFIRMS THAT AHLOW USES ONE OF HIS WING TANKS AS A "HOLDING TANK".

COMMUNITY SAYS "ERKY PERKY AND YUCKY POO"

And the penny (finally) dropped with the Fromage Chewer.

"That must be why the Locky flies over my joint so often doing a cropdusting run" he thought "I wondered what that smell was after each time he flew over ... and I always just used to kick the dog. No wonder the tomatoes have been growing so well since the Szara came onto the scene" he added.

"I am used to him frightening my grand-kids, when he came over, doing an airshow similar to that done by the Walker at the Natfly Roulettes" added El Rat.

"That plane looks like it might crash" would yell a grandkid or 2.

"Don't worry" I always replied "That is just the way Goldy always flies".

"But" yelled a grandkid "What is that hideous noise?"

'That is just a 912 that is flat knacker .... and do you hear that scream?" I patiently replied.

"Yes" they yelled over the top of the high pitched wail, while crouching in fear.

"Well that's the gearbox. But that's nothing, as you should here them start up and shut down. It sounds like a ....................

"That is one of the anvantages of owning one of those fine Bundabergian machines with wing tanks, as you soon learn how to hold on for 5 hours if you like flying X-country." responded the Cheese Muncher.

"That's nothing" said Rob'n-'em (+ GST) "With my SportSzar I don't turn left (as mine is from the northern hemisphere, so we naturally veer right just like we dress on that side) and I can .......

My Aunt said "Come back Tubbo, All is forgiven".