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.....Thompson had started to dream, mixing success wuth wishful thnking. It had started when earlier in the day he had managed to get a mini bike with aerofoil into the sky, and reached for the autopilot..........

..... which had Czech (& Cheque) writing on it, because he just thought that it was a mini bike with aerofoil, when it was actually a ...................

.......bruise from the night before at the local hit'n'miss evening...

..... which included one terrible looking bruise (and scar) right in the middle of his ......

And it would have been a terribly offensive sight, particularly since Ratso had at one stage picked up a touch of mange, following an attempted dalliance with a white mouse at the 1986 Wagga Wagga BNS.

And speaking of B&S's and Balls, Ahlovac is in the midst of 2 days of revelry at the Rathouse finest Motel in YSWG, and there are numerous comotose Firies around town with their knees-up, which is a bit of a worry as McJockLox went in full kilted atire, and the Daily Advertiser reported that Loxlie was advertising too. as there were times where you could see his ..........

an angle grinder, co's i'm always in a bit of a hurry these days, and find it difficult to contain myself in such situations. Have you ever thought of contacting that clinic thats advertised everywhere, so you can can linger longer, she said with a glint in her eye.

 

"Is Yarrawonga in the ERSA and are you fuel'd up, she asked.

 

"dunno" came the reply, "but i'm ready to go, when you are" :Rogue:

 

So with sparks a flying, he first got a bit off the side, in hopes that he could score a bit on the side. luscious linda's face lit up, and lamented that she's always prefered it that way..........................................

"Wow" said Ahlow "And to think that I spent all that time doing Master Loxlie stuff when all I needed was an Angle Grinder & a three-pin plug."

So he looked at luscious long-limbed Linda, put his finger on the button (of the Makita) and uttered a slight groan "I'm finished" he said.

"But you haven't cut the padlock off yet" she implored.

"Yes, sorry about that" he replied, shame-faced, "But I've finished, so I am no longer a lurid lecher, I am now a .........................

The lurid lecher leered lustfully at lovely Linda's luscious lines :heart:....then left. :ah_oh:

"Despicable!" :Disappointed: declared Darks as she documented depositions from distraught diners....

...... for the rapacious rodent's research revealed that luscious Linda was charged with wearing a Chastity Belt, secured with a shiny silver globite padlock.

"Who will open the lock?" luscious Linda lamented lustfully.

"Too hard for me" said Lockslie "How long have you got? But to save this salty situation I suggest ...................

"Pound-er, and Loxettes's calling himself....

...... "Wiper", while he ..............

This was no idle threat from Thompson, because it was obvious from the most superficial glance at his Facebook Wall that he fiddled here and fiddled there, at the last count being up to marriage 3, which he attended in a Mack R600 semi trailer, trailing grease and the smell of stale steak sandwiches up the aisle.

He of course was also a member of the Dalby Six, which consisted of Thompson on trombone, a fiddle playing bank manager, and two doggers [dingo baiters, for those pc correct people in the Cities)

 

They earned a handy income, being paid to stay away from Dalby's pubs and dance venues.

 

However, Turbo had had enough of this singing; he used to like the songs of Ralph Morris, who had actually been a house painter from Cremorne until he was charged with graffiti, but now his preference was more towards Crowded Mouse.

"I like ACRatC" said El Ratsac, who had done a fair bit of research on the Dalby 6, where one of their number had subjected himself to radical plastic surgery and was taking pills to change his colour ........ to black.

"MJ had a song called 'Killer'" commented Tomo, "And the Dalby 6 are patterning ourselves on his (and the Jackson 5's) money making expertise, but we are more genteel & PC, so we are writing a song that will be titled 'Wound-er', while those copy cats over in Roma are calling themselves .....................

".....with his wooden leg, diddle diddle diddle dum, and a bag of rats diddle diddle diddle dum"which I will place diddle diddle diddle dum, in Ratso's Jab diddle diddle diddle du......................"

Which was then joined in chorus by one of the older members of the Forum who sang "........ Jake-the-Peg, with his extra leg, piddle, diddle, piddle, Ohhhhhh, ......... and don't make me laugh or I'll ...................

...with possum grease dripping from his jaws started planning a campaign to entice DarkPoser to one of his legendary fashion parades (which were called FurWhereYouNeedIt).

"I'm ..........................................................Jake .............................................the ....................................................Peg, diddle diddle diddle Oh" he sang, with a hop in his faun top-coat, & with his 3rd leg formed by using his ...................

DarkSkitch'em :bitehard:, who'd been doing legal workplacement at CASUAL, hackled up at the mere thought of one particular tosspot and let loose with......... ()

....... a song, to the tune of .......................

"Did someone call?" asked AhLox ..........................

Turbo and Lox walked inside...... QUOTE]

.... when The Lat came back.

 

"No wuckers about DF and the Jab, as he is breaking into all the hangars at YSWG, while my 230 is over at Tumut .... so it'll take him a while." he said "And there are lots of paddocks between here and Tumut, so it'll take him forever to get there"..

 

"Lets have a knees up" said Roxy.

 

"Maybe not a good idea in this night-gown" responded El Ratsack "As you might see my hangars (aviation term) and your wife will go ................

 

"Where the heck is suss Russ after he made all the fuss ....back in #4295?" said my Aunt, who thought there might be some fresh meat coming into the NES.

"..."if we get Lotax", said Aki our cover blown by terrible whine" he said

"That's funny" replied Nobu "As whenever I hear someone say 'Lotax' it always sounds rike a Raxative".

"You should own one" called ...............

.........there was a slight movement in the shadows "They coming our way again" said Aki, polishing the red circle on the wing of his Mitsubishi Zero..............

"Rissen, and you'll be able to hear AhRox cum'n" added Aki.

"His rack if livets makes him sound rike the pipes-of-pan" replied Nobu.

"And he fries rike a night-pan, to the tune of Bora Bora Boring. I just hope that my Mitsu can keep up with his highry tuned Lotax and Szara. If not I will .............

...offered to take on a position as Kushsupport Training Officer

"My kush needs a bit of support" yelled Nanna "Come over here Turbs and plan to ........

Come on Russ. You sound like an edumacated type of bloke, so Contribute.

Cause if'n you don't we'll write you into informy as a character in this great story of Life, Love, Lust, Aviation and Songs to the tune of ....

... trying to find his spanish dictionary... :confused:

"Go easy on the lad." Chided Nana "It's not his fault that he's such an aviation head.

 

But he does show some promise. why just the other day he"......

.... fluked it, and actually lined up on the centreline ..............while singing that song to the well known tune of 'Any Dream will do'.

"Any centreline will do" he chortled, "And with that southerly 'Blow'n in the wind' I think I can smell Dettol".

"Oh Errrrr" replied The SoxJock "It is just 8 sleeps to the SAAA knees-up in Cowra. I will have had more knees-ups than knees", while singing that song to the well known tune of 'Any Dream will do'. "Any knee will do" he warbled, while ..........

Ahsox with tongue in cheek. Meanwhile Destiny was seen running, due to no wings that work yet, off to a destination unknown screaming "Nana, they're picking on me & my pickled somethings or another, why are they so unkind?" Well you see dear boy........

..... if you ever get a chance to have a good squiz you will see that they all look like they have been pickled"

"Yes" said Destiny "I've noticed that about elbow skin as well".

"I know" replied Nanna "They do look the same don't they."

So Destitute (from aircraft reactivation) went off into the sunset singing his theme-song to the tune of 'Any Dream will do' ....... "Any Paddock Will Do" he lilted, and then he realized .........................

I agree with dj.

Toc is easy for you and you can go RAA and GA there.

Alternatively Wagga has RAA schools, a GA school and the Aviation Academy that goes all the way to turbines. All you need is a few (hundred or thousand) hours in between some steps.

"Stop picking on Destiny" said Turbo who had been searching for some time for a suitable alternative to Tomo's spud gun.

"That's a big one Tubb, ... dear boy" said ......................

...and what to do with the pickled peppers, that destinyFlyer picked? i_dunno

"What? Who is pickled?" asked the contracted CASA Drug and Alcohol tester (who always used to be the kid that snitched on my mob having a fag behind the shelter shed).

"My destiny is not to be dense or despicable, it is to fry to far off destinations without becoming destitute ................. and to stay out of stray paddocks (if possible) so that I don't destroy my ..................

...the cleanliness of the local hospital, the charm of a nurse... and a.....

...... contract to clean every Public Dunny between Bulga and Werris Creek (excluding the one at Willow Tree that needs more than a dousing with Dettol).

"Well" said the D.Fryer "I need to pick up a quid or 2 so that I can get my ........

".......thank goodness for that" thought Turbo "the old **** has missed the real story" and he set about lining up a suitable response to the embarrassing exposure of his secret life by Dettol.

Just don't use it neat, unless you disire to join the Irish dancers for a jig, replied Planey with his voice of experience,. unless you have the but still want to dance.

"I've heard that Dettol is good for cleaning lead deposits off XatoR exhaust valves" reported Ahlox on some technical forum or other.

 

So the DespicableLand-In-The-Paddock-Next-DoorDestinationFryer went and bought their last case (24 X 2 litre bottles) of Dettol at the IGA in Denman, plus some more the next day in Scone & Muswellbrook ..... and it was all over the district that Dexter has the .......................

 

This probably means that El RatSack will be the only bloke (or bloke-ette) willing to be seen having a coffee with him at Ogilvies in Denman for the next 6 months.

 

and with Twinkle Toes Turbo Flatly launching his new career whining is becoming music to his ears as he too experiences ring hang out with Aki poised with samurai sword to get ready supply of washers to.........

..... clean the Karzi. "It's Karma" said Turbs (who has been hitting the Turps a bit lately [& I am not referring to Tubb's battering Ian Turpie either]).

"I have this new range of possum skinned Karzi brushes" he added with a D-to-D salesman's look in his eye "They are great for de-whining 912's as well, as you just ......

"Ahh, if only we har more Zelos...." sobbed Aki. Then Bundaburg be famous for Saké instead of polar bear piddle and plastic pranes....

I wish we had Rotary-Axes back in the good old days, as that would have meant that we wouldn't have had to fly so far to be a Karma-karzi. We would have just needed to ..............

BANG!....

..... CRASH ......... WHALLOP ..........PING....... went the ............