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..... genuine mercury used as ..... Cappy apologises for the crappy quicksilver joke (sic). [Ahpox would have got it].
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..... give a rats about this bunch of new Australians, and really just needed to get to the karzi quick stix to change his .....
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..... and he strode outside with his cap at a jaunty angle and with his usual confident strut, that is so well known on levels 2 or 3 of the pokie floors at the bone rissole. The French crowd went crazy. "Bis, bis" they yelled, so old bull, ever the entertainer, turned and ......
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...... The ATR Retired Test Pilot's Association (actually voiced in a mix of French and Italian). Please leave a message at the beep, but if you are in a flat spin, we suggest that you just bend over and kiss your ......
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..... and applied full power to the port engine while adding full right rudder. "Oh" he thought (but without the capital O) "That doesn't quite feel right & might not be correct, so he dug the Flight Manual out from under the seat, which was written in a mix of French and Italian, so bull calmly sighed, (he is a cool guy, which is why we all hold him in such high regard) then also booted up his phone translation App (but without the capital A) and as usual .....
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..... impaled himself you-know-where on the parking brake, where its strange shape and large end made for a painful .....
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...... those days are sadly gone, with Loxie now a decrepit sight wandering around Wagga X 2, not in his bear can, but constantly sipping from one and lighting fires so that he can put them out. However while Loxie was/is a great bloke and a treasured friend, his skills at Flat Spinning were amateurish compared to bull's. Therefore ATR handcuffed bull into a 500, deactivated the deicing system and took him up to FL 20, when the 2 other pilots parachuted out, saying "Over to vous, Monsieur le Taureau." bull responded using his natural skills and inate muscle memory by .....
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...... with just the below photo to commemorate his moment of brief yet extreme passion. So, having been dumped by the below HHIT in blue, bull was in Paris, footloose and fancy-free, with time on his hands, the Olympics underway with the closing ceremony approaching, and Airbus (avref) begging for him to visit them for some promotional celebrity filming with a few hot models. However, bull had a higher and more altruistic calling, because given the prang in Brazil, ATR (avref) were also very keen to get bull down to Blagnac to exclusively utilise his experience & skills with flat spins (avref), to lead their internal investigation and to ......
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..... mind a prawn sanga while courting Macron's spouse, because bull always goes straight for the prize, as like many of us NESers, he is starting to run out of years. Using great care not to misgender her, which is also essential in Tazzy, bull went full ......
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...... use his most successful Bone Rissole pick-up mechanism, as he smooched her/him/it/they while playing the pokies using his .......
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...... then they were required to kiss Macron's wife/husband. Turbo puckered up 1st and laid one on him/her, only to be ......
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.... got down on all 4s and commenced to demonstrate his sniffing ability, right up the FFL blokes .....
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TWO IMPORTANT CLARIFICATIONS. 1 - It is incorrect, as has been suggested by a few of Turbo's enemies/opponents, in the serious aviation (avref) section of Wreck Flying (avref), that the above damage to his right hand was the results of his many months alone as a forward scout up the Khyber. 2 - In response to the numerous calls that have been fielded by Cappy from somewhat supercilious members of Wreck Flying, and from Moderator 12 ..... who is just super silly, demanding that the NES contain more avrefs (avref), Cappy wishes to make it clear that Turb's name is, amongst other things, also a shortening of the word "Turbulence" (avref), and therefore avrefs have been abundant for yonks.
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...... 1958 2 litre Renaults at that. Meanwhile Jabba had been out celebrating the bad publicity and needed an even bigger hut, and the burns on Turbo's hands, from when he grabbed Cappy's red hot barrel by mistake, had turned to calluses, which Turbs was quickly learning to enjoy, as it made his hand feel like somebody elses. Long nights on his bunk in the trawler had turned Bull's thoughts to grabbing hold of the exhaust manifold, as he considered ..... Tubb's hand soon after he grabbed Cappy's barrel.
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..... except when the metric conversion means that .....
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.... would have burst any envelope that is smaller than a 20 ft container or a .....
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.... Jabba le Hutt, who had been the centerpiece for stunningly successful Olympics trans last supper. While Turbo has always been well known for being partial to stunningly beautiful ladies of ample proportions, this was .....
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..... used his Drifter to store half a tonne of stolen almond croissants, a goodly amount of French pride, and a taxi driver's poodle. "Mais wee" said Turbs to himself, once he realised that he should have gone before he took off. But, as all NESers know, Turdy is ever the opportunist and while his bladder-was-bursting (avref), he .....
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...... What? "The pen of your Aunt is in the garden, again?" Standby Tubb and we'll see what can be done once an interpretor is available, as they are all tied up by the IOC at the moment rewriting press articles. Le .......
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..... noted that when they swing like a plumb-bob in Paris they swing anticlockwise, when viewed from below (erky perky) while glistening in the northern lights (see below), which is also the name of a gay bar in the 7th Arrondisement, where Turbo once spent a happy time just .....
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Postscript ...... The Turbine Flag Raising Company (The until now highly regarded TFRC) has also copped a bit of stick since the opening ceremony. But as Turbo has so often said "Who ever knows which way is up with all those dopy rings .... or which way around. We have a 25% chance of getting it right next time, so that's good enough."
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...... it was unfortunate that Turdy's run of success came to a shuddering halt when his live events production company was named as the driving force behind the concept development for certain sections of the Paris Opening Ceremony. Not only was that a scandal, alone, but Turbo always follows Alfy Hitchcock's example and makes cameo appearances in his productions. It is therefore of little surprise that the question is being asked whether that was Turbo in the black shorty shorts with one plumb exposed? As his best mate since we were both on our 1st Tour up the Khyber, I have to admit that it does look a bit like him .... and one of his (NTTIAWWT). The controversy......
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..... got "them" out on Cappy's live podcast (which is more popular than Joe Rogan and Chris Bowen combined, amongst aviation officianadoes) and she then .......
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....... Sarah Hanson-MiddleAged is not for you, dear friend, you would be wise to direct your efforts elsewhere and at ......
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A wasted post, leapfrogged by the TurgidPlonker, even though he is Cappy's best mate.
