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.... picked up his 13 kg pet Cane Toad, imaginatively named Caney, because bull knew full well that a J160 landing out at bone airport at this time of night would take out hundreds of Caney's kin, hence the reason for the 160's loose undercarriage and the Cane Toad Splatters on the .....
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..... and the schnauzer proudly humping .....
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Cappy always accepts the superior knowledge of his best mate and battle buddy, however Cappy just comments, and will leave it there, that he was unaware that draft horses (note the spelling difference in Victoristan) have orifices on their necks at exactly the same spacing as the ladies for which those in the photos were fabricated.
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No I didn't
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....., so Mrs Welcome immediately put on her chastity belt (personally made, fitted [and tested} by bull's bone personally fitted & tested chastity belt & boner blockers inc [bbpf&tcb&bbi] - name registered and patents applied for), so that neither Turbo nor the GBM&OCL could get direct access to her ..... A couple of bbpf&tcb&bbi's finest creations, as available from their triple shop front in Leichardt St ... and available with free shipping worldwide on Amazon, Nile, Murrumbidgee and Rhine.
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Cappy is very protective of his, so cannot understand why Turbo would lie on his back with the dire risk that the GBM&OCL would snap his nuts off. Although Cappy hastens to add that he has always admired the bravery of his best mate and combat buddy, when under fire (or under a GBM&OCL). ...... finished licking its own, then barked at the .....
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Do any NESers know where anyone can get 3 Bunals from these days, given the rises in the cost of living?
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.... rubber mask of Sir John Kerr, which Turbo looks like (and acts like) anyway, so it was simple for him to bugger off/skulk out the side door, cut across Block 4095 of the Bone Mango Corporation and head down to the Big Mango for a cool drink and to catch the bus. But he soon heard the soft foot pads of a big male GBM&OCL and Turbo sh....... Tubb wearing his Sir John Kerr rubber mask just before his big skulk at Bone. Those uncaring eyes, those rotten teeth, and the plastic do-dad around his neck were a giveaway to all that know him.
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... read Englebert Humperdinck, but in Bon Scott's well-known handwriting, but when Bon then came out with Please Release Me Let me Go and Angus wasn't playing in his uniform of the Bone Primary School, then the people started to suspect that ..... It is little known that Turbine Uniform Hire PLC provided all of Angus's uniforms which were also tailored for whatever town ACDC were playing in. Angus wearing the uniform of Bone Primary, and with his "Turbo is an A-hole" cap. And here with the uniform and tie from Moorabbin Reform School, including a further denigrating reference to Turdy
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..... n old ACDC tune and Mrs Welcome thought fondly of her days as a groupie when the boys came to town and Bon Scott took her .......
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..... what had previously been reported in the Leopard Spotters Weekly Newsletter as a Cardwell Snow Leopard, was actually a Greater Bone Mud & Other Crap Leopard, so the eyes of the YDTS and the GBM&OCL met as they targeted a particularly plump pullet at the premises of Leichardt St Chook Supplies and Pullet Pellets (LSCS&PPs). Now such a YDTS/GBM&OCL confrontation had never before been recorded in the wild, and certainly not at the LSCS&PPs, so this caused ....... The actual particularly plump pullet (PPP) that had been targeted.
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......, and they were good vibrations (BeachBoysref) too, and sufficient to set .....
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.... as the young bull and young Mavis, who had always fancied each other ever since Kindy, tried to shinny down the coconut laden palm tree while locked in an embrace that appeared, to the excited observing crowd, to also involve some ..... It is noted in the above response by Turbo, that he is actually replying to his own earlier post, however Cappy has decided to let it slide and just continue on, given Turb's current condition.
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..... when he was the smartarse slick-flying coach for the Red Bull Air Races and was also the personal trainer for all of Tom Cruise's cunning stunts in the Maverick movies. bull has skills that overshadow most professional aviators and when it comes to the next Avalon Airshow, bull has been retained to ..... Cappy notes Turbo's timely note of the avref in his above paragraph, but Cappy also notes where Turbo missed the following " ..... but they flew along under the verandah of the Grand View, pulling out [CatholicBirthControlRef] just before ....."
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.... intermingling with the choir girls in their long flowing gowns ("Ah, Susan Johnson, where are you now?" reminisced Cappy from his time as an innocent yet receptive young lad in the choir). For bull also had a great deal to remember through the fog of time, and he .....
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..... have a bald patch. But this got bull more chicks, not less, when they realised that he has a leading roll in the about to be released "book of bull" and psalm # 69, where bull features as a ....
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...... banned him from being a member of The Levant Free Trade Association, which was the modern equivalent of BRICS, except that the LFTA was targeting the international exchange rate for the shekel, the dinary and the schlotty, where the ......
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.... it was thereafter named "Free Enterprise Street", and the Money Changers .....
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.... also led to a sign being placed beside the BBQ, by the pool at each Motel, that said "DIAMONDS CUT & POLISHED WHILE YOU WAIT, AND LEPROSY CURED IF YOU ........
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..... DG has turned out to be the ideal location to run a multi-ethnic food operation, as the population around here and Chintin would have to be the most genealogically diverse since my family declared the existence of The Levant and took over the .....
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..... chocolate croissants from last year's winner of the competition between the 8 of them to find "DG's best Boulengerie", which was won by ......
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.... cast asunder, banished to live a year in Moorabbin with compulsory attendance at all Collingwood games, and then sent to improved conditions as the keeper of a 10 drachma Ottoman brothel in Istanbul." But Turbo was always commercially aggressive if nothing else, although still cocked hammers adverse (CHA) and replied "How about I chuck in some handrail, some carp goldfish for the moat & 10 years supply of .....
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.... construed as the "Second Coming", which OT needed desperately as he's only ever had one. The location of Daraweit Gwin as the Melbournistan equivalent of The Levant, meant that the Knights Templar started to build castles at the confluence of the 5 rivers, and Turbine Drawbridges Inc .......
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.... particularly the bloke who brought Frankenstein to the afterbirth pissup, when he .....
