The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......turn brown, grow long teeth and.......

.... look like a brown Jacinta Ardern, but with less work done, and less .....

[turboplanner]

pay. Turbo shouldn't tell people this but he's just been successful in signing a contract through Turbine Personnel Inc. for Jacinta Ardern to come over and run Victoria for NZ$65 an hour. She gets her own "JA" monogrammed desk, pencils, jugs, chairs, suits etc. and is moving to Melbourne in the next couple of months just after the e............

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

She gets her own "JA" monogrammed desk, pencils, jugs, chairs, suits etc. and is moving to Melbourne in the next couple of months just after the e............

..... jaculation of the current government, and just before she can implement a Dan-like lock down based on the dangers of AI and an impending Russian invasion. 

 

Turbo's negotiating skills have also secured for the next 25 years that Davos will be held at Mt Buller annually and that the WEF will be based in Wangaratta, where the .....

[turboplanner]

........meatworks will steadily dispose of the WEF bit by bit.

This was a novel idea but they've survived everything else at our cost.

There was another matter.................

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

........meatworks will steadily dispose of the WEF bit by bit.

This was a novel idea but they've survived everything else at our cost.

There was another matter.................

..... , and that was how the storyline of the novel would fit in with the political spin that Turbine Political Concocters were cuming up with, as Turbo saw the novel as a novel way to resurrect his Walter Mitty/Flashman character from his years Up The Khyber, which all ties in with his use of a Fargo style woodchipper ahead of the Wang meat works, and a .......

 

Turbo has always, since being a little kiddy, liked equine pursuits, hence why he is so unhealthily attracted to JA.

Edited 2 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

...........product called MeatyCompost which had an aroma all of its own.

The meat attracted medium sized animals whichcame up to sniff then crapped on the compost, making it much more fruity for grown beautiful gardens which...............

[Captain]

17 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

...........product called MeatyCompost which had an aroma all of its own.

The meat attracted medium sized animals whichcame up to sniff then crapped on the compost, making it much more fruity for grown beautiful gardens which...............

.... made Tubb's Toorak mansion really look swish, and even brought forth tropical plants like Mangos, Cumquats & Sourdsop, without needing to resort to Louvre style pyramid glass houses, so Turbs repurposed his .....

 

Turbo the Architect, showing off the original plans for his green house, out front of his Toorak summer residence. As per the above, it is no longer needed and will be converted into a smoking room and massage parlor.

Edited 2 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

....forecourt with a palacious driveway and rosegarden seedlings sewn with MeatyCompost(c).

Here's a photo of the entrance and rose garden 12 months later. 

If you want faster growth just add .....................

 

Edited 1 hour ago by turboplanner

[Captain]

6 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.... forecourt with a palacious driveway and rosegarden seedlings sewn with MeatyCompost(c).

Here's a photo of the entrance and rose garden 12 months later. 

If you want faster growth just add ......

..... more blended Davos attendees, who provide their own hot air and multi-cultural manure (diversity is therefore certainly the strength of the MeatyCompost(c)) and if applied effectively the roses will blanket the pyramid so that passersby won't be able to see all of the massage parlour special ......