The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

12 hours ago, turboplanner said:

If you've ever seen a lit up bull you know how hard and fast they run. On the Queensland Rodeo and campdrafting (Turbo used to go to all of them for the chicks) Meetings back in about 2017 they lit up a bull and it went straight through the CWA tent and .......

.... also a few of the CWA cake bakers/sellers.

 

It is a bit disrespectful for Turbs to refer to bull by the epithet "it", because as he well knows, this was our very own dear bull, as demonstrated by the lack of a capital "B".

 

Our NES occasional compatriot, bull, had been doing the same Rodeo circuit as has Turbo, and as mentioned by Tubb in his last post, possibly the same "Chicks", and someone (probably a competitor who hated bulls good looks and other charms) lit the stream of toilet paper when bull came out of the thunder box with the paper accidentally caught is the back of his stubbies, so there was action aplenty when the fire burnt all the way up to his ...... 

Edited 2 hours ago by Captain

[turboplanner]

........horse stall. "Rambo" had never been ridden to the 8 second mark, and when it saw Bull coming with his fiery tail, he thought Bull had a new and painful weapon, so he put on a show of kicking, spitting and biting when Bull got on him in the stall but he decided he would be careful before jumping out. Then someone threw a bucket of water which put out the fire and Rambo was out of that chute like Turbo on pay night. He kicked, he clawed, he bit, but Bull had his knees in so tight it was like the Berrigan BnS ball...........................

 

[Captain]

8 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Then someone threw a bucket of water which put out the fire and Rambo was out of that chute like Turbo on pay night. He kicked, he clawed, he bit, but Bull had his knees in so tight it was like the Berrigan BnS ball......

.... in 1953, when Maisy Murdoch committed the unforgiveable, and unforgettable, public act, which still gets her .... 

Edited 1 hour ago by Captain

[Captain]

24 minutes ago, Captain said:

.... in 1953, when Maisy Murdoch committed the unforgiveable, and unforgettable, public act, which still gets her .... 

.... elected as Mayor each year, and .....