The Never Ending Story

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Of course Turbo, in his Langley capacity fed in some stupid stuff under different names, much the same as .......

.... he did, and which proved to be manifestly effective during the Boer War, which much confused those of a Dutch persuasion, when he fed in the phurphy about .....

[turboplanner]

.......Australians eating their victims and  when that was shouted down as ridiculous, invented people to come on the site and give him likes, or make comments about how clever he was, then he innvented baddies who would be "outraged" and make vicious posts that it really happened, but the he needed a sitter on the fence that said it might have happened or it might not, but nevertheless he was the man! and this built into a pile on where nobody knew who was real, and nobody .............

Edited Sunday at 03:25 AM by turboplanner

[Captain]

26 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

and this built into a pile on where nobody knew who was real, and nobody .....

..... wanted to play in his forums and podcasts anymore, .... yet the frailties of human nature meant that they would be strangely drawn to sneak back for a peak before being outraged once more.

 

While this is a somewhat internet-based phenomenon, and 21st century AI related behavior, not many readers know that this all relates back to the French Revolution, where .....

[Captain]

17 hours ago, Captain said:

While this is a somewhat internet-based phenomenon, and 21st century AI related behavior, not many readers know that this all relates back to the French Revolution, where .....

.... , or even during the Americal War of Independence, where a Turbine (perhaps Turbo's dad) dad fought with Georgey W (fought with as in battled beside, not was opposed to), where ....

 

Tubb's relo is thought to be the bloke sitting down on the right having a bludge, and whingeing because George had a pony.

Edited Sunday at 09:03 PM by Captain

[turboplanner]

Turbo was now sitting in Shitters Ditch in Shilo.

He'd just typed a long history of catching sock puppets exposed and beheaded in the French Revolution in Sally De Sance Faux by Jacques Turbine and Charlemagne de Cooque.

 

When Cappy ddid the double tap, Turrbo dropped his phone which had the codes for the Drifter 480X TimeMachine........................

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Captain]

4 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Turrbo dropped his phone which had the codes for the Drifter 480X TimeMachine....

..... and it was an early non-waterproof phone too, so they were cactus, due to ......

[turboplanner]

......the nature of its new environment. One of the Rebel soldiers suggested ringing it, but ................

[Captain]

5 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......the nature of its new environment. One of the Rebel soldiers suggested ringing it, but ................

.... another suggested putting the phone in rice, except that rice had not yet been introduced to the US at thattime, and as the Texan often said "We all don't need to eat that foreign muck, as we's got biscuits and gravy + grits, and that'll .....

[turboplanner]

......"be oll oll say on thet." That wasn't any help at all, then one of the younger soldiers suggested draining the trench. That was too much for ................ 

[Captain]

15 hours ago, turboplanner said:

......"be oll oll say on thet." That wasn't any help at all, then one of the younger soldiers suggested draining the trench. That was too much for ................ 

... the Producers of "Saving Private Ryan" (a modernised version of the vaudeville hit play "Saving Private Turbo" and the later reprise version written by Cappy, called "Shooting Corporal Turbo") or "Lots-of-Trees Gump" or whatever other southern set movie that Turbo was alluding to in his last post (Bugleref).

 

The draining of the trench became a bigger .....

[turboplanner]

....production - a mini-series with its own theme, "Ashokan Farewell" about a young Plantation girl, Scarlet Little Bull, an Ashoken Indian and Joshua Cook, who fought for the Grey as a young Colonel.             

As Colonel Cook walked out of the Plantation Scarlet Little Bull, cried out "Don't go Joshua!" and Joshua turned and.......................

 

 

 

[bull]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

....production - a mini-series with its own theme, "Ashokan Farewell" about a young Plantation girl, Scarlet Little Bull, an Ashoken Indian and Joshua Cook, who fought for the Grey as a young Colonel.             

As Colonel Cook walked out of the Plantation Scarlet Little Bull, cried out "Don't go Joshua!" and Joshua turned and.......................

 

 

 

................realised that..............

 

[turboplanner]

....this was the little girl he saw that day on the prawn trawler that glided past on the pristine Gordon............

[Captain]

...stone...

[turboplanner]

henge Park where Bull fishes for ...............

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

henge Park where Bull fishes for ...............

...mally for ....

[turboplanner]

.......haddock. hassn't caught any yet, but he's thinking of hiring a .................

[Captain]

10 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......haddock. hassn't caught any yet, but he's thinking of hiring a .................

.... female specialist named Haddy (Not many people know that in Icelandic/Norse tradition, Haddy relates to Hadda, derived from Old Norse Haddr, meaning “a lady’s hair” ... and as most people know, bull is fond of hairy ladies, ....... NTTIAWWT). She is known in Iceland as a Haddockette, and bull is confident that it will be worth the effort, because Haddock is a ......

[turboplanner]

.......is also the warcry of Bull's fellow Tasmanians, as mainlanders will find out if Tasmania ever gets its act together and fields a football team. Get a pub full of Tasmanians to walk out on the road stamping their feet aand yelling..............................

[Captain]

58 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......is also the warcry of Bull's fellow Tasmanians, as mainlanders will find out if Tasmania ever gets its act together and fields a football team. Get a pub full of Tasmanians to walk out on the road stamping their feet aand yelling..............................

.... "Hey/hey what's/what's the/the score/score, go/go the Tazzy/Tazzy, Devils/Devils" in the Van-Dieman manner where head #2 always echos head #1.

 

thats racist said bull who had become a dedicated newTasmanian, but his right clavicale only had a small bump above it, so far, but was ......

[turboplanner]

......responding well to Smithton Cabbage which apparently causes the syndrome. Turbo has been following the preparation of the Tassie Tigers, practicing in and out of the old Convict cells, and it was Turbo who got the Stadium Architects to soundproof the venue to "Music Room" standard. The Tasmanian Architects wanted to know why, but Turbo, is not a racist, and would only roll his eyes in the direction of the four eyes, the expression indicating their owner was about to pounce, and they got the message and amended the design, which has probably saved the roof or .............

[Captain]

... the stereophonic echo's, where even the goal umpires had 4 flags, and the field umpires had two ....

[turboplanner]

......whistles, there were four goal posts, and double the normal amount of drink dispensers.

In case any NES readers copy any of this they should know Turbo has special status in Tasmania. He changed their transport system and was awarded the "Govenor Hobart" medal and has never been called a Mainlander, but these people are the smartest in Australia.            One of Turbo's customers was called ACE, and not for nothing. Once Turbo asked him why he was ordering so many buses. They're for the City route he replied. Turbo said "But XXXXXXXXX company has the licence for that route." He said Yes, but that's why you're sitting in a caravan office here; we can see down onto the highway and  bus stop 25. When the XXXXXXXXXX bus stops,  I wait 25 minutes then send one of my buses  onto the highway, by the time the drivers get to the city they have 50 passengers and XXXXXX have about 5.                    On another occasion the Tasmanians had come over for a new model release and dinner. On Turbo's table was his Tasmanian friend, we'll call him Chris Hazeldene.They were sitting next to some microphone stuff  so knew there was going to be a "Sinking of the Titanic" segment with real actors. Chis noticed a CD marked "TITANIC" on the microphone table and in one action of telling  a story about mutton birds, stretched his arm out, flicked the CD up his sleeve, lifted up the large table leg and flicked it under the foot, out of sight. His two eyes bored into Turbo's saying "This is Tasmanian business." One of the staff had asked him where he was from, and when he said Smithton without getting a response, he softly said "Tasmania" When asked if he needed two plates, he quietly said "No thanks"                                   Later in the night the lights went down, they could see the actors going to their places and there was a frantic discussion with denials searches, panic. Tassie Chris sat there sipping his tea, the CD next to  his toe with a straight face. The show couldn't go on.  The lights came on, everyone was asked to stand up and they searched the floor to make sure it hadn't been dropped. One of the actors remembered he had a master copy at home, an hour away so off he went. The Restaurant put on free drinks for two hours to placate the guests and Tassie Chris just kept quietly telling his stories. Never raise the two xxxxx with a Tasmanian even .......

[Captain]

So dear readers, come and sit by the fireside and listen to Uncle Turbo's stories of yore, and you won't have any more trouble with sleepless nights.

Based on the NES's post appreciation monitor (PAM), that last post was most appreciated by our host of forum members in North Korea.

[Captain]

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Never raise the two xxxxx with a Tasmanian even .......

.... when you don't know which one to look at.

 

But it's all explainable, as the population on the North Island only usually go down there for a premium Seal Clubbing Experience (SCE) or to ring a mutton bird's neck, which is a sensation that is not to be missed.

 

However the history of the Hobart Bus Line Wars is now a bigger tourist attraction than is Port Arthur, or the Gordon on Franklin (a famous Tazzy gay couple .... NTTIAWWT) Dam, or the .....