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Jacinta will be coming for you; she has powerful friends.

.....but after offering another opinion and opining once again how good the two GIANTs were, Bull pinned him down real good, and OT was gasping and squeaking as that giant, Bull who had grown like Arnold Shortsnegger through eating Bull Prawns. Turbo had missed all this hissing and dissing, overcome by his Leaders "Speech to the Nation". He was teary-eyed at the way Al Albo Alberesy had turned a possible firing for failing to supply that essential product, fuel to the service stations so they could turn the owners into Maharajas, and artfully convinced the Nation that 25 million of us had screwed up, and were the cause of this. Turbo had taken every word he said as gospel, and was in the middle of telling Cappy that, as Al Albo has said, this was all his fault. He received a smack in the teeth from Cappy who berated him as the person responsible on their Social Media Platform in front of 352 million people, and before he could stop himself Turbo pointed the bone back at Al Albo and the whole of Eastern Sydney erupted into nasty flag waving including Pennny, who by definition had been dammed by Al Albo along with the rest of us. Ever so slightly the mood of the people turned............. [Turbo congratulates OT's response to his Albo Easter call to enjoy the holiday but don't drive anywhere with this generation-breaking way of still getting to the lakes with the boat, but respectfully points out that it doesn't have the red and white clearance lights as required in WA.]

You don't have to engage one, but how are you going to know which actions you need to avoid? Lawyers now and again offer advice, and in some cases, to promote their business will provide an overview of a PL case which gives you good insight into the issues that got the loser into trouble.

You just touched the Socialist nerve BRL. Albo was Minister for aviation at the time Rec Aviation started to get too hard.

Not correct; you need to talk to a public liability lawyer, but to give you a rough idea, read up on Donoghue v, Stevenson, then spend a little bit of money getting advice from a Public Liability lawyer.

Carlton side and Spaghetti Junction side. However he pushed onward with the belief of "Lean left; Lean right" and this won him many .......

.........mitigate the tetanus by adding three drops of Ivermectin. Turbo used to feed Invermectin to his cage birds to eliminate worms, so he was a but surprised, but he figured a worming couldn't be a bad thing for the nightclub set. Cappy's mention of the Russian Oligarch, brought back some uneasy memories for Turbo. He used to be an Oligarch too. Luckily, with prayer and treatment sessions from his psychologist Georgio Thanamopulos, he eventually began to lean a normal life, although.............

..........careless. Turbo in recent times had been following the Macdonalds principle and hiring 14 year olds for much of the ground work in his corporations. They'd turned into a bitching, spitting, loud music playing mess, but the costs were down and Tiffany had said she was a good surveyor (and she was...at serving meals). When sent out to survey the springwater source (free water) for the just bull operation, She'd noticed some big sheds surrounded by high hedges and white painted fenced paddocks right next to the stream which was happily running down to bulls canning facility. It was only after a social media campaign by customers saying just bull was P!ss, that bull rushed up to the brewery and .................

..........mixed in a Tasmanian Readymix (after hours deal of course) truck at Bulls, South Island Dairy Farm. (Turbo had invited Bull to the Spratleys and the prick had stitched up a Yoghurt deal for the massive Chinese market behind his back). Luckily this was the Spratleys because Bull's other product "Just Bull" had doubled the profit of his prawn business.........................

........smut. Like Ho Chi Min, Stalin and Gerald Ford, Xi had been educated at Oxford, and if there was one thing that made him screw up his face, it was English jokes because he never got the punchline and they would never tell him. The photo above shows Turbo's mistake, he was just about to be given "No tariff" status buy XI whan it slipped out. Xii turned and said, you getting Ingrish no XXXXXXX tariif now - we buy nothing, or grain from Potter in Russia. Turbo sniggered, but ...............

Cappy looked at Turbo and Turbo said he'd prefer fish. So it started again; Turbo looked at ...........................

Wuntrak's Homestead Paddock

called in Onetrack to review the documents and as usual, the contrary little prick found an error and it was the Sino/British Empire war all over again with bottles being thrown, windows being broken until finally there was an Agreement. They were just on the point of shaking hands when..........

.....slapped as much tanning paint on as Trump does. Not many people know that Turbo was appointed a Generous Warrior by Chairman XI and even less people knew how much money it cost, and together they decided Chairman XI should proclaim the Torres Strait as Tolles Spartacus, part of Mainland China. Turbo did the press release and copied the US style where someone who was a nobody, presented himself as the successor to Trump.....and much tougher. Albo immediately spat the dummy in the dirt and said it belonged to Australia, bur XI cleverly pointed out it was owned by the Aborigines and had its own flag, so ............

.......and as Cappy searched for his grapes, a shadow fell over the verandah in the Spratleys where the Chairman XI, Cappy, Bull, One Bin Track and Turbo sat planning their next moves. "Trump's giving me the Sh!ts" said Xi and they all agreed they were in the same boat; anyone who wears orange make up had to have some sort of problem so they came up with a plan.....................................

....dog, a common method of keeping warm in the freezing night which OT had shown him, because OT usually slept with dogs. Trump of course, a little sensitive, took it the wrong way and said "I'm busy trying to make a deal here!, how about sending an aircraft carrier th straighten Hormoos!" XI laughed and said "Our carriers made in China, everyone starter button broke!" Trump saw OT laughing ruefully and .............

.....Lotness I-land. One track was positively fawning at the Great Man, and kept on selling, selling, selling WA, eventually among the bowing and scraping, inviting Chairman Xi to visit the Western tate itself. The reaction wasn't what he expected. Why? asked Xi, Pipple call me wi man fum ees!, shark it me, and that XXXXArriun Bon charge me to drink swanwater!!!! Not many people know that XI's father mindfull of the importance of iron ore had sent youg Xi to study at the University of Western Australia. It didn't teach much because....................

.......explain the story to Chairman XI, the cause of the American Civil War, how General Ulysses S Grant deployed his troops in battle etc, but XI brushed OT aside saying "Yeh I read it one afternoon last time I was here." Ot's face must have dropped because he was only up to Chapter One, and ......

..........Turbine Promotions Inc. has booked them for a 2026 tour up the east coast to Cairns. This of course puts them into the heart of the Orange Fish and Chips State and Queensland Bitter herself. Cappy was not brave enough to identify the person on the right of that cartoon, and we shouldn't disclose who it is, but recently he took Onesy in the Challenger up to the Spratleys as a trial and the photo shows Onesy in Party mode with XI. Or it did until someone from the Chinese Embassy came out to Moorabbin and cut Xi out of the photo with a pair of scissors after asking Turbo what he would prefer. Earlier in the night Turbo mentioned that he was getting short of fuel and XI promised.................

.......Yardstick for teaching young bikies how tp enter corners with any hope of getting out and how to stck the parts trailer and camouflaging it, and how to do a pot change on the side of the road as well as ...........

.............ascerbic aim at Pauline Hanson when she started eating her fish and chips, or farm wrestling with Lidya, who was .................

.........avoid spitting on the floor of the House. This came to the attention of the Speaker over time, and he spoke (which was his job) to the Labor Party recommending this skinny South American,whose nickname was "Snarler" Keating, be pushed up the tree. And so it was that Snarler .....................

........lock up the royalty. This involved flying in to Sao Paulo in a [warning, non-recreational aircraft] DC3, which was OK unless it was raining, but they handed out plastic raincoats and Iced Vovos (c). Not many people know that one of Australia's most notable Prime Ministers from the Country that includes the major city of Sao Paulo, was born in that city. His name was Sao Paulo Keatinodad. Sao's father had shot through pre-nuptially so he was a bastard. His mother worked hard in the streets of Sao Paulo selling Sao biscuits, and made enough to take young Sao Paulo on a freight ship to Australia. Brought up on the dry biscuits, young Sau Paulo was very skinny and remained so for the rest of his life. He changed his name and became a proud Australian citizen, Paul Keating, who never missed................. A few years ago one of the better Victorian Planning Ministers was being squeezed out of office by a campaign of bullies against him, so Turbo took part in the below the line SM campaign. The sh!t was flying fast when out of nowhere the Great Headkicker Himself joined in with eight words. The Minister was back in a landslide upset.

.........sneaked into the Bone CWA Rooms (Remember them, the CWA women always said "CWA Rooms" but they only had on pokey little room) and quietly nicked a dried arrangement from the wall. Mavis woke from her afternoon nap and.......

Note the school teacher has ditched the shoes ready to join the guy with flour all over himself. This is a Bone Tribe man abd this tribe was the one tnat was always pointing the Bone.