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.......from then on just went street by street laying down one leg in the air and making loud noises. Street by Street the Cassowaries killed themselves in droves; all except an old one, once a pet of bull's, known as "The Bastard". He ...............
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.........silently marched down the rainforest street frontleft, backright, frontright, backleft, listening to the whip birds. Suddenly there was a THUD! THUD! THUD! as a Cassowary belted the crap out of old grandpa Schultz at No 5. Ernie, a Bone identity came round the corner in his Land Cruiser. The SCATS as they were known flew up trees, down sewers, under hedges, and perched in Fan Palms (licuala ramsay). The cassowary, who knew Ernie had been palm snitching because the tail of the cruiser was dragging on the ground raced down the street. Bad move, accompanied by hisses and growls twelve clawed furballs dropped on him. Within two minutes he was plucked. The SCATS gave each other high fives or high fours depending whether the next cat was in front or behind, and they continued down the street frontleft, backright, frontright, backleft, spitting at the whip birds. As they marched around the corner into Alligator Street, slightly wheezing after the climb ...................
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........his Cassowary patrols. Bull was a very resoucefull fellow and you had to be in Bone. Grow a beautiful palm frond in Bone, and it would be gone the next morning. Find a big prawn ball and 18 other Prawn Trawlers. He first came to TurboWeCanDoAnythingJustIdeas (at that time Just Jeans had been launched). Turbo was building him a Prawn Trawler Sinker when that little fart OT sold him a surprus D3 Tree Pusher and the rest is history. He'd train the twenty Cassowaries to roam the streets of Bone sniffing for any hint of Bull's property; everything on the place, the car, the 4x4, the trees shrubs and flowers was marked with Bull's trademar prawn juice. They'd been trained to bash the front door down and belt the crap out of the inmates. Anyone who had been belted in the hoojars by a Cassowary knows the price they pay. Bull would go out in the morning, see where the ambulances were and take his property back while everyone was crying over Dad or Mum - Cassowaries weren't particular. One morning .........
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............sneak up to the cars of the illicit Mango pickers, and release a coupe of cane toads into the car. When the pickers came back they realised they could never use the car again because of the stink, so with the revers logic of all thieves they took offence, pulled out shotguns and wet looking for the person wh'd cane-toaded their car and ..........
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.....to stop the fireants biting. For that they went back to basic training by bitingf their heads off or throwing them over cliffs. Soon there were no fire ants but strolling over the hill came a huge man chewing on a prawn, It was Bull, an animal lover from Bone who is the one who reomed all the Coastal dingoes to Fraser Island (now called Kow-dun-ge.etj) His gaze fell upon the pitiful bodies of the little fire ants. He grabbed four of the SAS dudes in each hand and threw them over over Primary Dune or as WAs would say the big one. Bull noticed the water bottles all stacked in a circle, standing up their tops facing oinward and ..................
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...........Brazilian Fire Ants at the stop of a sand hill. Running up the other side ha saw a Platoon of naked SAS soldiers, each carring another nakes SAS soldier on his back. They sat down at the top of the hill................................
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.....mongrel British Bulldog which roams the streets at night in Rockingham, the dirt streets of Rocky where....................
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.........bowed to the Greater Alexander. The Iranians left the ships and swam for their lives. On reaching the shore they threw their flags away and ran until the realised the were in Al Hadistanitan where the were safe from The Iranian Palace Guards who carried Elastrators in their holsters; a terrifying weapon. The 503 bombing run had been a success. They'd lost a few pilots but being AUF hardened, they didn't worry. Donny phoned up and grovelled to be allowed to stay at the Spratleys. One Track who'd been carefully studying the military skills of Cappy and Alexander .........................
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.......and in fact Turbo (or Alexander the Greater as he liked to be called) had been activated in the middle of the night (at first he thought it was bad fish) by a phone call from Trumpy. "Alex," he said (he was trying to ingratiate himself with Turbo, wanted to come to the Spratleys), "These XXXXXXX ships in the Hormoose corner of whatever it is are being sunk by the Iranians that we beat, and good too. Can you stop them?" Of course Turbo said "Yes Sir" like Albo does, and he now found himself leading a pack of modified Pterodactyls all with 503s, taking off from a base just far enough to guarantee destruction over Hormuz Strait [why to they call it a straight when it's a corner], As they came into a Strait formation, 503 bits came raining down.........
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..............it approached. They frantically shovelled a trench and covered themselves with a thick layer of dirt and rocks. They were Members of the AUF (Afghanistan Ulltralight Federation) and they'd been hit by the schrapnel of a screaming 503. Mustapha Krapp yelled ".................................
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......do what soldiers do like shoot'n and shxt, and crawling along in drains. They were dragn their bellies on the ground when...........
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.....active and passive. When it was passive you pulled the trigger and a 10 metre spurt of sticky Napalm fried the enemy. When it was active, if the enemy overran your base and pinched the flame thrower out of your hands, you could use your Iphone (IOS 18 or later) to reverse the direction of flame to fry the basXXXXX!. Not many people know this so NES readers are asked to keep it quiet. When Cappy and Turbo were seconded to the Afghanistan War, they...............
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.....and loungerss. Turbo is back again having been on a call from his CIA mates to help with a litte matter in Columbia involving a house made from hundred dollar bills a fleet of fast boats and a big Columbian knowm as El Tourisimo. Bruised, battered with one eye bandaged Turbo was lucky to get out of there with his clothes on his back, he didn't have time to put them on when the flame thrower poked through the window..............................
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Is your first name Lucretia......................and she hit him in the mikunis with a bed pan. Turbo ................
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....he would have to go into the Horsham Base Hospital; the pain was terrible; there's nothing quite like a backfire through the Stromberg and the fix is so embarrassing because they use a chimney brush. They don't call it a Base hospital for nothing and the nurses ...................
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...............Lightweight Mandrel. After this event which saw Cappy rebuffed, sadly a common event, the NES minds went back to thoughts on the origins of the two tone Holden with "Mirrors", "Visor", "louvre" and "Spats". For new members of WF, The members of AUF had massive arguments over "Flying Cars" at that time. No one knows "why". They never got animated over "Flying Bullocks" or "Flying Chooks" or even "Flying People", but despite the very obvious defects in these couplings the members would have vicious fights over the design of "Flying Cars". This Powder Blue Holden started on of the greatest Sh!tfights in the history of WF when a wheat cockie from Rupanyup decided to make his powder blue Holden into a flying car. He bought two International Harvester header feed boxes and welded them onto the sides and headed for the Horsham Road. Gunning the motor ..........
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....and Turbo immediately picked up the fear in Cappy; it was bad being ai straight mandrel, but what if he was a compound mandrel; we all know what that means don't we. As he was downing his gin and becoming more alarmed. T.the girl from the National Bank (they're like that) came over and he couldn't help it, he blurted out "I think I'm a compound mandrel!" The National Bank girl recoiled and started brushing her clothes down and ....
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...........shape after the crossover pipe had been embedded in the wings, and following the success of that, the crossover fuel tank made from a length of sewage pipe behind the wings, generously given to Turbo by the local plumber. Those were the days when the whole community kicked in. The CWA girls sewed the wing fabric, the fiaries bent the tubes using the Captain's back, and ..................
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........more importantly he'd kept the Flight Star Spyder. It's shown here in the Spratleys with the tie down trap half off, just about ready for a beach takeoff. Chairman XI had lleft it with a flat tyre and half-eaten Maccas Spicy burger in it. Cappy and Turbo call him Hi - Chee on the weekends away. His dream is top own a Maccas. They don't mind the flat tyres - Hi-Chee brings the booze and ................
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.....hairdressing bar. Turbo was a fan of Warwick Capper and needed to have his long blond hair done every day. In those days he flew a Flight Star Spyder, with the doors off to show his brief shorts and..............
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.....aquadrilateral, two pairs of adjacent sides, one axis of symmetry can be connected to expressions in linear equations which can be projected via calculus using known examples divide by unknown expressions and divided by the sum of lines less duplications and multiplied by the sum of the vertical plane minus the sum of the horizontal plane divided by the constant 3454697467869 to get a square, and........
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"I'm required to advise you................" but Cappy who became skilled at dealing with the Indians of Bombay who were pushy little pricks, cut him off with a "Gotta Go, due to CASA Rule 738 Clause 67, Para 242" All the Walloper could do was nod - he tried to remember that ref, but without his book he was lost. The experienced Cappy had known that without their books they were toothless. Have the old kite [Biggles ref] WOT and ........ Cappy's reference to the coffee shop dog is interesting. Normally he doesn't release his family history. Cappy in his Kapoo (as it was then) Primary School days once used the excuse "My dog ate my homework." and the saying went round the world.
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.........went into a dive [avref] and landed [avref] on the lawn of the St. Kilda Boulevard. A Police Officer [CASA avref] approached him and asked.................
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Designated Remote Areas, Au
turboplanner replied to skippydiesel's topic in AUS/NZ General Discussion
However the question was about a specific Airservices category Designated Remote Areas. Anyone from GA operating Cross CountryTouring can pull the details from NAIPS. -
Designated Remote Areas, Au
turboplanner replied to skippydiesel's topic in AUS/NZ General Discussion
We usually talk about recreational flying, building your own aircraft and flying it local, the top end flying further and higher. I don't subject has come up in about 16 years. Six place aircraft are up towards the top of GA in the Touring/Cross Country Category. A typical Melbourne flight would be Moorabbin, Port Augusta, Woomera, Coober Pedy, Uluru, Alice Springs, Katherine, Darwin, Karumbah, Whitsundays, Moorabbin.
