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  1. ........regretted it as 17,000 Public Servants recently retrenched started crying and screaming. It was clear .....
  2. .....trady fluro outfit with flared trousers, pockets filled with notes and steel toed boots which constantly wrecked her painted nails. However this time she was up against Mr X who photo bombed her shoot dressed in bright red and blue lycra pulling a trolley full of 100 dollar notes (Jazzis pockets only had $2.00 notes - no money left in the till.) Jazzi turned, screwed up her face an .........
  3. ........make his play with a guaranteed strategy, offering billions to Pensioners. It was based on the old ...............
  4. ..Six million Victorians ran out into the streets, threw their bathtowells down onto the footpath crying Allah, Allah, Allah, Allah, because it was the only Afghan they knew, so grateful at getting up to Afghanistaninaniul so SOON!!!! There was one though, who ......
  5. It was until today, when in front of the Viva CEO and Plant Manager Albo said it was unleaded petrol.
  6. Note how neatly dressed they are, stylish too, one of them even wearing a bow tie. A future Prime Minister in there somewhere.
  7. .........Ai cattle prods. He doesn't even have to sit out under a tree to make the, work and feeds them yams and .......
  8. ....Sheepdogs. The sheepdog story has been told before; it produces some of the world's best sheepdogs. With Kiddies, Turbo waits for them to say "Are we there yet?" dor the second time then says "Yes" the kid gets out, Turbo takes off and it keeps the family from expanding. OT over there in the Timeless Land ...................................
  9. .......Turbo had to be very careful wher he walked, always let the guests taste the food first and wore a flack jacket at all times he also wore Kevlar jocks but they chafed so much that at times he .............................
  10. It's not crunch time at all, just needs a few progressive people to get it on track.
  11. ...one driving a Corvette. In the good days no one ever won a prize unless theCorvett driver was asleep, but it started to get expensive with 6 or seven cars and divvy vans (with passengers bouncing around), and K9s with the German Shepherd hanging in by the nuts - all wanting the prize. On one day ...........
  12. .......was amazing for the transformation they'd achieved with Krissy; you'd never pick her for a Bingo caller from Cabramatta. Turbo himself had found the five quarters, two Singapore dollars two Taiwanese Cho Chings and a Mexican 10 Peso. and there she was all decked out. Dayglo had brought along Albo the Great just to reassure herself, but Krissy glowered at Albo and he wet himself. The ceremony was over in seconds, Dayglow rean off, Krissy chucked the medals and went on with booking speeding drivers like Turbo and .......
  13. Turbo thanks Cappy profusely for drawing cartoons on his page and is looking forward to the day when Cappy draws complete people.
  14. ........very short speech about her achievements. Inadvertently this incensed Dayglo, who had been a Prefect at Bendigo High School and didn't take any crap. She sacked another three Ministers just in case there was any more leakage, and showed up with a beautiful bunch of purple lilacs just to annoy "Ironsides" Krissy. With the medal in hand,needle outwards, Krissy narrowed her eyes. Keen NES readers will realise her eyes were narrowed enough as it was. Her medals rattled as she shook herself ready for a fight. Not many people know that Krissy had been trained at Cappy's Kapooka Khyber Pass Unarmed Combat Shed. Don't let that innocent name fool you; many people are sorry they put down that chubby, half asleep teddy bear Cappy sitting in the Bayliss St Coffee shop and found they were facing a whirling dervish of muscle, fists and boots which sent them sailing out into the traffic. Krissy was a graduate of this establishment, and also learned a few tricks like how to ring the steel panel on the front of a Divvy van with a drunk. As Dayglo approached, she seemed much milder .........................
  15. .......much in touch with the wishes of a person which nobody mentions, but who has not been happy about The Dayglo Blonde, or her predecessor Danny the Marauder. It was Danny who brought in Rule after Rule to stop RA pilots building their own aircraft then dive bombing his secret Mansion. A source, who was not authorised to speak on this matter, said it was the Dayglo Blonde doing this in her Drifter, and repainting it after each bombing, but ...............
  16. He did say it was a very rough flight. Under those circumstalces the magnetic compass would be bouncing all over the place so impossible to get a magnetic reading. He was on Navex 5 which means he was training for his Nav endorsement. In theory under those circumstances you could wing it with an estimate change on the DG............if you'd been noting the average adjustment, but realistically I would have done the same.
  17. I don't want to get into the process yet again because I've explained it over and over, and nothing has changed to the legal policies that I've seen, and it would be all over the newspapers if it had. I wouldn't agree with the absolving of all responsibility, because everyone has a duty of care. However if you have acknowledged that you have been made aware of the risks then the party who had the duty of care can at claim that you were aware of x.
  18. Meanwhile the Incorporated Associations have gone from strength to strength.
  19. you'd be partly responsible for paying penalty fees for allowing your taxes to be used for $15 billion to pay the CFMRU to grease the wheels of the BIG SPEND$ which also generously paid the full cost of the Glasgow Commonwealth Games as well as the P!ssUP after the G's won the head butting c.ompetition. It was almost .............
  20. I don't believe it is; you'll notice the other Self Administrative bodies have already taken similar actions.
  21. Yes, why the question? Why don't you follow up on the problem?
  22. RAA (Inc) signed an annual update which incorporated changes; we used to get one of these books, each year, that was the 2010 edition. I would assume that RAA Ltd gets these books and signs each year, and if so would be working to the 2025 or 2026 Edition which would incorporate andy changes like you mentioned. One of the sure signs of Self Administration is reference to Australian Standards, in this case AS3806. - 2006, and International Standards - ISO 23100 (International Standard 23100 covering Risk Management, and the Organisation's SMS (Safety Management Standard). These were never mandatory and we never took much notice of them, but they are industry benchnarks and compliance with an industry benchmark is good to have in a case where someone is making a claim against you, so Australian Standards have become elevated in daily use. Same with ISO. We put them in our Operating Manuals. Where they become vital is for RA operations, specifically "Ultralight Exceptions" to the CASA Regulations.
  23. RAA walked away from that cover, and the ability to call meetings which these days could be zoom meetings, survey the members on something which was an issue etc. The position switched to hoping the company was keeping up.
  24. Well I can remember being crapped on with statements like "No point in having a dog and barking yourself" and "We've outgrown the Cricket Club Incorporation and should be treating RA as a business" They worked on the lazies and here we are.
  25. "......... what about if we take this chain of that hook. There was a "Clunk" and the chain slid out of the C130 taking one of the little scrubbers, but hey, you win some, you lose some. The C130 settled again on a course for .................. Loxie may not read the NES. Since becoming a Captain, he's now throwing orders every day anmmd polishing his tankers. It takes a long time to polish a tanker, or it did the last time Turbo visited and tipped a can of coffee into the polish.
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