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"..........White one over there" and so Cappy prattled on. It really is true NES readers, Cappy doesn't know milk has to come from female tigers, but Turbo just smiles and let's him go; he's not doing any harm and the millenials are repeating every word on Twitter, so it won't belong before the whole world knows it. Look what happened when someone took a photo of a message Turbo had sent to Cappy in the Spratleys all those years ago about an approaching typhoon. He'd meant to type: "URGENT STOP GLOBAL WARNING STOP TYPHOONS FREQUENT STOP", but made a simple typo in warning, and now look where we....................

.............Tigers Steve had been watching were Bengal Tigers, and packed a powerful swipe or bite at anyone telling them they were fast-back imitations and................

.......tasmanian tigers. He followed them for 3 days, 24 hours a day and was observing them from roadside bushes when a motorist stopped and asked him what he was doing Steve, by now with a full phone of photos knew he had a front page story and told the motorist about the tigers. “Yew from the Mainland?” came the inevitable question. When he confirmed it the Tasmania said “They’re cows” and Steve was left.

6 hours ago, jackc said:

Yesterday, I was given 45 minutes whiteboard on takeoffs, circuits etc. which after 1.5 hours of training, completed those tasks to his standard.

That makes a huge difference: Both your and the instructor know what's going to happen and what is expected of you. Result over time a big saving in flight hours.

I had a 20,000 hr ex-airline retiree at one stage who just sat there saying "You're doing a great job!" as I was sliding an LSA55 out of control all over the sky. Every hour with him was wasted.

....his "BoosT! button.  We can't tell you much more detail, but it's an AI machine that reacts with the soldier making his muscles six times more powerful. Turbo was ten year old and watching an episode of "The six million dollar man" when he thought "I could do that!" and came up with the "B" button as they call it in the Special Forces. He'd been embedded in them all, going out on active missions in mant countries on secret missions which never made the news but often wiped out three quarters of the enemy forces. A lot of the video games you see today, which parents laugh off as exaggerated are actual footage of "B" boosted missions.

The best mission was ........................

.............upbringing. (There were people in Bone wo still toasted Bonnie Prince Charlie and pointed to the Whigs in England who refused to march when the Throne was in sight).

Not many people know  that there are still people in the Bown Hills who speak gaelic and ........

prince

....of a lad in his younger days; one Saturday night he crawled up a vehandah post fo the Bone Gandview Hotel  climed to the top of the roof and played jazz for three house on his saxophone.

No one has ever been able to prove anything but by the middle of next week  the Bone RSL had a couple of notices up; "Rochelle is unable to cook for the next couple of nights becaise she is unwell" and Mr Bull (sic) has been bared from this erstablishmnt until further notice due to two incidenses last Saturday night.

Signed: Wilfred Coburn, Manager, ..............

NTSB are investigating

Pilot licence July, flying over water at 150 feet,  straightforward result.

........surprise for the year when he said "I'll vote for you but you have to get approval through Parliament for the new model Tyro to be imported with its Blue Head Turbo motor."

While every vote counts for Pauline, you can see she's not quite sure what she has to vote for, and in fact whether she should really be at this function or .................

".........you yourself need sin binning because bull is not First Nation; in fact I know for a fact he has never met Pauline Hanson."

At this there was silence, because they all knew what happens when you upset Pauline when she's got a hotcage full of chips. Many people bear the scars.

CT withdrew his secondingas the scrotum shrank in fear of being Paulined.

"Who's  Tubo?" asked bull, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief. There had been a shady looking character hanging around the hangars all week in an old fire suit, and someone said "That must have been him" and........

1 hour ago, BrendAn said:

I posted a link from the news. I wasn't there. If I knew more I would have posted it. It didn't seem to get much coverage. The media seem to have lost interest after so many aircraft accidents recently. Not exciting enough for them.

No, people not reporting the accidents to them.

They will always go to the scene when they can, and these days they have access to electronic emergency reports. so can write a story from the desk if it's deadline day.

........their ADSB Outs which were sending out uncommanded [avref] profane words. There was a scuffling sound outside and Turbo jumped out and grabbed.....bull who had been listening in but was too scared to ask a question. Eventually he managed to get out "Will ADSB - 3 with a Viewpoint 4 keep you separated from other traffic if you're legally blind?" As this was a normal type of question on WF, no one batted an eye but Tubo said "Not in a Drifter because................................"

1 hour ago, Captain said:

Looking at the above photo and the subsequent admissions made by Turbo, is he cradling the breast of the CIA operative, and did he get luckier than he has been for the past 3 decades?

.........secret location in the dark. It made night VFR  difficult but he had an infrared camera and every mile or so he'd hold it up and look through the viewfinder. Eventually he found the retreat and did a shortfield landing then trudge through the grass to the lodge had a shower and went to bed. Half an hour later he heard panting and felt a hot breath on his neck.............

49 minutes ago, 440032 said:

I would think that CASA could not direct a sport org to do accident investigations - that's out of their scope.

CASA does not do accident investigations so can't make someone else do it.

We don't have to speculate. The tasks CASA gave RAA will be on the historic record.

45 minutes ago, Thruster88 said:

The ATSB could, should have done a quick investigation just so this accident is on the record. No need to examine the wreckage, nothing to learn there. Just the ADS-B or flarm data if any and the CTAF comms which would be recorded since Gympie has landing fees..

I understand your thoughts, but the accident involves two Sport Aviation Self-Administering Organisations.

I'd suggest that both should have addressed this by either investigating or advising why they were not investigating.

From memory, CASA gave RAA some added responsibilities in the 2010 deed of agreement and they have never been rescinded. We covered it on this site one or two years later. If someone wants the details they could search this site.

. .....other than the visitor seen with Turbo in the background. She's an undercover CIA AGent and helped Turbo uncover tricky codes for the rest of the night.

However this is an aviation site as Cappy would do well to remember, he has significantly let out the secret that he has been night flying most nights [bonus Avref].  As we know Cappy was taught to fly by Biggles, and along with Algy, Cappy learnt to formate on the red hot exhaust of Biggles on the blackest of nights. Foxhunter was too young to be taught and Ahlox, who could have, was a shirker just as he is anywhere near a fire. It all ended when one night Wing Commander Jock McInnes Macgregor Pak Poy Turbine caught them at it and the jolly old game was up.   After that Cappy never lost the taste of night flying in the ....................

.....started making cat noises.

The cats, which knew a cat noise when they heard it smelt a rat and....

.....NUTS.

Turbo, sensitive to the overwhelming vote on some forums in favour of global warming and its side benefits of EVs and the newest instruction from the UN to Ban Beef because of climate change, Turbo provided a little flag with the message "Small Size, Small CO2"  (and has kept a sign for Cappy). 

Just as sales were going through the roof there was a break in at the Tamworth Cat farm when 23 males and females dressed as cats broke down the fence and tried to let the cats ...............

.........the knee like a garter.

Turbo quickly onsold this innovative business to bulls mirrors and baths, inc. since it was a Below the Line business, and he was busy developing his restaurant supply business CatchUpSteaks which required a lot of time and care to cover tracks, because...........

....in reality he is known in Carlton as kind, helping out poor people, paing for shopfronts to be cleaned up and looking less like Benghazi Kazis, and generally picking up the pieces after the Underbelly problems which no one wants to talk about because..............

.....El Supero, which means .............

..................until it shone with a metallic brilliance that had mesmerised many a following Highway Patrol Car, and ..........

1 minute ago, Captain said:

Sorry Tubb. I just edited your post into irrelevance (Turboref).

And this, NES readers happens all too often. When we were fighting in the Khyber Pass the Captain would always ensure he took the last toilet paper before a big battle; we had to use sand.

Turbo was just trying to keep it short in deference to the wishes of Cappy, so,

agai..n.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzap! as Turbo caught the mossie with ..............................

11 minutes ago, jackc said:

Arms length all right, until it wants rego money, certificate and membership money OR it wants to change regulations, enforce regulations.  No such thing as an arms length regulator?  I would allege the structure of the organisation is incorrect and should possibly go back to what it was?

I would agree with you, and over time new blood will come in.