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  1. got back to Jazzi who had been the skipping rope bully at the Kialla West state school. " Get down here immediately!" she commanded "It's either, I see it or I'm cancelling your Suburban Rail Loop, Westgate Tunnels and North East Link and you'll lose those 27 billion dollar overruns. Turbo reluctantly turned the old Falcon Wagon towards Spring Street; he knew how to look down and out. Her now regretted that silly argument up on the Khyber where Cappy had said, "you cook dinner or I'll shot you in the ring", and Turbo said "No" and Cappy shot him, but .............
  2. ......the famous "Bullseye" event, never seen before in Australia, and leaving its mark on thousands of ........
  3. ......but before No 32 could let go a stream of feminist insults, Jazzi, who needed them for other political purposes, butted in with .......
  4. ......50 hired Kias and headed towards Wodonga (you can't get good help these days). Somewhere near Shepparton, Jazzi commented on the many men wearing gowns and long beards, and asked whether they were fruit pickers. Advisor No 32 said "No, they're all ............
  5. I'd suggest you stop explaining because that's BS. I owned one and paid for the fuel. Engine oiling 55 years ago may have been like a 2 stroke, but the engine is compliant today. Driving a generator is not a hard time.
  6. ......bodies with eyes cut out, ears cut off and hands and feet bound, particularly in Quambatookaloa, which has become the epicentre of the production of weeties powder, and addictive substance that eventually send people blind. Danez and Yacinta Allenoa had been focussed on the city, Melbornidad, and thought the Mallee was just roots and sand, but......
  7. Mazda is still manufacturing rotary engines, the latest one being used as the regenerative motor in a hybrid.
  8. ....... financier but warned him to be careful when dealing with ........
  9. Propaganda. I never ran out of fuel in mine, which could spin the rear wheels at 170 km/hr
  10. It's Toyo Kogyo. Matsuda in Japan (with a silent "u") It was a very efficient motor; I would rebuild mine with the engine in my lap. Its problem was burning the seals at the Apex. I could replace my seals on a Saturday, but doing that every two or three months wasn't practical.
  11. "You calla me Tondef I killa you queek" (This accent problem is why Tony never talks when he comes out of Court). The duty tattooist that morning was Cappy C Cook, a cousin of Cappy who was always dropping stories of the Captains brave deeds, pretending they were his. This is what saved him that morning, but Tony .......
  12. Go back over a decade or so of wasted posts and you'll see the trend. The only new products that count announce their specifications when the product is released for sale.
  13. .....do some below the line marketing indicating that where a logo, or advertising could be seen, the person automatically qualified for the "Turbine million dollar lottery". Turbo paid actors three times their normal fee to act as if they'd won a million dollars. The Tasmanians told each other the chance of winning the Turbine lottery were much greater, the plastic surgery multiplied and all of Australia's non recognisable actors no longer had to face those stints as a janitor..........
  14. .....choo!!!!!. bull was simply coughing but the Tasmanian newspapers had him headlined all over the State the next day, with prawn guts all over his trousers. The newspapers thought he had vilified Ah Choo, a much loved former Premier of Tasmania. Not many people know that approximately 72.35% of Tasmania's population are Chinese. When bull first arrived they were the first to greet him because...........
  15. Chinese saying: "Man who use ratchet strap usually ratsh!t before destination."
  16. To achieve those angles GA Instructors ease people in by getting them to fly based on speeds for the aircraft, so using the term "speeds" is valid
  17. High engine pod RA aircraft have a history of pitching nose high if the thrust from the engine stops. People don't seem to be quick enough to react.
  18. ...........for the sake of NES continuity, Turbo has bypassed the other 394 statements which he has turned into chants which make Moses seem clipped. As it happened, Turbo was doing OT a favour transporting a Cat D3 dozer blade from Wonthaggi to Geraldton on his Honda Ag bike. Five km before the first fruit fly inspection point Turbo turned off onto the dirt track, but hit a patch of bulldust. Everyone knows how hard it is to balance a bike in sand but WA bulldust is worse than jelly and the 2 tonne blade started to get a wobble up, flicked Turbo off and corkscrewed down, with the fluid bulldist sending a wave across the bike and dozer blade. A cattle road train had been following 5 km behind Turbo, who was now covered in white bulldust and invisible. Raj drove straight past Turbo and ....
  19. .....we buy six Jabaspits and set up six Fruit Fly gates on the freight routes from Bone to Melbourne. We'll fly up the sectors and identify all the fruit trucks by the string of flies trailing behind, log them in to the gates. We'll hire CASA FoIs because they know how to handle difficult people (bull flinched because he was picked up by the Bone FoI so many times he'd had to move to Tasmania and start prawning again). We'll turn all the Rajs in to Immigration and collect the rewards on that, hire WA B Doubles and ship the fruit to WA - they wouldn't know the difference between 8 day old Bowen fruit and a Fremantle meat pie. bull had to admit...............
  20. ....r confident stride out to the Jabaspit (as bull had named it) drew the attention of a Thruster pilot down the line. She confidently jumped in, tried the starter and nothing happened. The Thruster pilot grabbed his battery trolley and marched up the line, but he was only halfway there when she had the engine started and she was taxying out of the range of the Thruster pilot. A few minutes later she was floating over bone looking at the countryside; the same green cane fields for hundreds of kilometres that eventually do your head in when you're driving because there's no horizon. From this height she looked around for all the market gardens. bull had sent her to a Melbourne Finishing School after an incident with one of the prawn crew, and she remembered every meal consisted of Bowen mangoes, Bowen carrots, Bowen tomatoes, Bowen lettuce, Bowen spinach, Bowen ...and so on, yet despite millions of tonnes being imported by Melbourne, she could only see a few market gardens. She climbed higher and saw the Maccassan canoes parked under the mangroves unloading vegetables and B Doubles under the mangoe trees. She saw the faded wooden sign, "Cook FoodChain Ltd" and the huge Samoan lady shelling out $20.00 per canoe, and realised her Melbourne friends were being stitched up. She flew back to Bone, scowled at the Thruster pilot (they all looked the same and tried the same tricks) and called up Turbo in the Melbourne CIA office...........................
  21. ......has spread to the airfield, which is said to house more Jabirus than any other airport in Australia,most of them with a liberal height of cane grass around the tyres, but the point is they are there and each one has an owner, and they vote. They also argue and get the sulks, calling each other "Jab Basher", and it was into this environment that young skye bull parked her sparkling pink Jab 230 with "Mustang" signwritten on the engine cowl and .........
  22. ..........bull who, of course, having been brought up in Bone, then going offshore to Tasmania, could not be expected to know about BNS Balls and Mallee Roots. Chrissy was preparing a press release which outline why solar "farms" couldn't cause grass fires and the latest, huge, grass fire was just a Welcome to Country gone wrong. He misheard bull, thinking he'd joined One Nation and let go a sarcastic expletive at bull. For readers new to the NES who may only have read the more recent measured, authorative, and informative posts of bull the prawn trawler captain, he was a vastly different piece of work if someone upset him ion bone. On one occasion a Jabiru owner parked in his spot and he pulled it apart like a bon bon .................
  23. .......tall building and in after six months it was rooted. The root craze provided a convenient outlet for the Turbine Cat Farm. The farm scientists had succeeded in lowering the appetite of the rats to match lowering cat meat sales but the formula was a little too string so there was a surplus of cat meat. TCF began marketing this as "Fertiliser for your roots; best roots in town." and the money poured in, albeit with some returns. Then a Root Scientist came up with a method of producing renewable electricity. He explained; "You buy a packet of mallee seeds, scatter them in the back yard and withing six months they'll be rooted. Dig the roots up, boil them and the capillary action when connected to 240 volts will produce enough power to make a light bulb glow.................
  24. ........RootsRUs in the Mallee town of Quambatook, where there are more .........
  25. ........Word could be spread quickly if not with any sir of long term understanding like the Bible or Koran.' A few people commented on the ads every few pages, such as "second hand CAT D3 grousers,$50.00 - dirt cheap for moving dirt fast. Onetrack Esperance, Phoe Esperance 1 for your .....................
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