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  1. .........escaped the rabbit killer extended by Krissy. However, he had been too clever by half because "The Boot" (c) Turbine Police Training Academy) hit him fair in the Cods (fishref, AUS) (fushref, NZ). Bull howled................
  2. ..........made a crude lunge. Unfortunately for Bull, Krissy misjudged it as an attack. Krissy had been trained in the NSW system at the Doubtfire Unarmed Combat Centre. {DUCC) Long term NES readers will remember the late Constable Doubtfire driving down Bayliss St in the Divvy Van picking up drunks, and the "CLANG!" they made when they hit the front wall. Krissy had been taught to do the same if any resistance occurred, so it was second nature. Bull found himself flying backwards towards ........
  3. .........their days at the Bogie Primary School where Bull regularly wagged school, preferring the local Billiards Room. No one knew but Krissy had been given a pair of cheap binoculars when she was 11, and would scour the hill below the school, see Bull turn towards the BR, and report him to the teacher who would saddle the horse, ride down and walk in with a reiding crop, clearing out the billiards regulars for days. The skills of Observation and disposition of troops set Krissy on the stellar path she leads today. We ask NES readers to exercise discretion and not tell anyone about this, but Krissy often hires the trawler to chase down drug dealers. The TurboDrifters find the drug boats, and Krissy's Marines lock them up. The wto are often seen together as the trawler comes in with it's catch, Bull at the helm and Krissy sitting on the poop. One day .............
  4. .......gongs." They had to admit they didn't know. When all 18 who were taking part in the Jerilderee RA Breakfast sat down to lunch they agreed the day had been a success with 15 groundings on the spot for minor issues such as exhaust pipes exiting in the cockpit, no registration, flat tyres, fuel tank sitting on top of the motor, clamped by bungee cords, no previous history of flying, and using a pee pipe in front of a CASA FoI, but but the subject of the mystery General was raised. You would think anyone who flew, or tried to fly a GT500, sportair and jackaroo would have a subbstantial record, but not this General; what was his ......................
  5. .......bag of doctored prawns. He was going to be sitting on his long drop in the Islands for some time. It's amazing how when AUF planes are being ramp checked all around him, Bull just taxys around the line of waiting RA aicraft with their shaking jockeys and takes off with no restrictions. Same happens with his ship. Technically its a war ship with its TurboDrifters with the secrey Turbine bits, but he's never been stopped. No one had questioned his Philippino............................
  6. No it is not; I had to find out once for a customer, so put in a request for an explanation to the Taxation Department; thay said it was illegal to quote a price without GST. This was a National customer whose books were all based on the Accounts Department wanting ex GST pricing because they recovered their GST. I set up an excel sheet which printed it both ways; the Fleet Department and ourselves referred to what the Taxation letter said and the accountants got the Nett value of the item.
  7. ......his sales increased exponentially. He made the Marketing mistake of grinding up the local strays and some had bells on them which gave ...................
  8. .........part of the AI+Laser process used to ensure unrivalled freshness, which reduced feathers down to the constitution of hair fibres thus saving that pesky plucking of the tiny birds. TQC helpfully advised that this was for the convenience of customers. TQC also registered a remote Institute of Professional Quail Plucking Inc. (Reg. in Cyprus), so that any stray AI hits would pick this supporting information up, thus supporting the TQC statement. Bull, who often maintains a respectful silence, but is right on any financial development added feathered prawns to his array of those flick-tail sea creatures, and pushed the line that "Natural Fibre is Good for Your Health" and was in the process of introducing ............
  9. .......issue "Jellied Quail Contracts" with the Chefs where they would pay a secret kickback, called a "processing fee", and this fee paid for the development of new quail breeding facilities, and this just kept up with the demands of the Restaranuts and Cat Farms until........
  10. This is the link to the NSW Fair Trading Act 1987, There might be something in this. https://www.austlii.edu.au/cgi-bin/viewdb/au/legis/nsw/consol_act/fta1987117/
  11. If this was an Incorporated Association, it would be put on the Agenda for a Committee to engage with Avdata and sort it out. Instead the Limited Company isn't paying the bills, and has no obligation to fix what is an outside charging issue between individuals and Avdata and Airfield owners.
  12. There is a specific post or series of posts which found who owns the land above the property.
  13. Parking Meter fines have a Natural justice process attached; you can nominate another driver etc. Check out the Natural Justice process for the examples you've given (which have been common complaints on this and other sites). Usually pilots learning the NAV model are trained to pass abeam of an airport landmark, in which case they will call "ABEAM FINLEY" etc. a clear indicator that you didn't go there. More importantly, your radar track will not show you at Finley. The airport to airport navigators will show up within the circuit area of all the airfields they go over. For those who say they were never there. It doesn't help to have a recording "XXX overead Finley for Tamworth" and try to convince someone you weren't in the circuit or on the ground at Finley.
  14. Think about it; has anyone ever beaten parking meters?
  15. CIA work where he deliberately appeared to slip up, thus giving would-be opportunists the chance to slip in a clever post or two; Cappy would become so excited that he'd slip down to the BoB for a celebration, leaving Turbo to slip out..............................
  16. ........dogs from the streets followed him around wherever he went. He was second only to David Attenborough in terms of the birds and animals he cared for and could often be found eating his lunch outside the Courtroom and feeding the little sparrows. The fact that his wife's sandwiches were inedible was never picked up by the public. It was here that crooks started to join the sparrows, and pleaded their cases before they began, and ...........
  17. or was going to say, when the heavy book started to slide out of his hands (he had been eating the usual Friday lunch of jellied Quail with his bare ones.) He made a grab and saved the tome but a corner of it .....................
  18. I'm addressing CTA and Currency for CTA. I wouldn't write it of just because you don't know. Operations in CTA require you to maintain accurate tracks and identify specific ground markers and enter at specific places and make specificate calls, and understand what all the Airservices instructions (which are usually short and clipped assuming you're up to date etc.) so you need to be ahead of the aircraft without being distracted by the equipment/controls etc.
  19. ..........because at the back of the horde of leathered and patched bikies came Loxie, dressed in Alexander the Great hand tooled leather, the Sergeant at Arms Crest, and leather pants which clung too tight to his skinny legs. On his back insead of a patch was "IN CASE OF FIRE CALL 000 ask for Captain Lox" For some reason the bikies weren't happy he was there, and after Skye got his autograph on her ........................
  20. ......go out to the Gumly Gumly pub. Now first you have to understand Riverina Wheat Cockies - short blond hair sticking straight up, a wide face wit two flat sides, a full set of teeth eh, a body the size of a John Deere RX, and arms the size of OT's thighs................and there were ten of them in the GG with their wives and kiddies, the kiddies being miniature versions of the fathers. Now visualise the dozen Old Pharts talking loudly, and arguing like they do on WF? patched with BoB. It was Skye who shrieked ..............................................
  21. Something which might affect the finanical viability of CFA for some people is the currency requirement for three take offs and landings every 90 days.
  22. .....they wanted. This was enough to move them on and clear the decks for the hot....
  23. ....patches were laughed at by other bikies. First things first, the patch complaints were fixed by giving the Mongrels a commission to give each complainant a good smack in the teeth. Complaints dried up. The OP Pilots returned to abusing their mates and splitting hairs just in case they were being watched (and sure enough had five "Guests" guarding the firm from malfacts every day). So the Old Pharts had to ride their Yamaha Ag bikes (and the pink Suzuki - Jesus!) after quietly buying leather jackets. Victorian NES readers will notice that Jacinta Allen quickly gave up her leather jacket and now wears fuoro after a group of bikies made the news (which we can't print here), so ...................
  24. ........dried up. Bomb chucking payments were reduced to six shekels a throw. It was hardly worth it given that if you didn't hit the target you had to blow yourself up, although it must be said that if Cappy blew up it would take out half of Wagga. The solution was eco goasts who walked the streets picking up every old drink can or bottle and .................
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