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What do you do with your pilot licence?
turboplanner replied to Builds By Baz's topic in AUS/NZ General Discussion
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........put it into practice. He looked around for someone to put in charge; The obvious person was OneTrack who was skilled at marketing, and knew how to handle Cat poo, but he also knew that in the unwashed area OT had been bastardised by the seven headed serpent, and had gone to Tibet to meditate and find out how to neuter a seven headed serpent. He decided to offer a 7 figure salary, but first he had to fly to Tibet, then he had to walk up the pass which went down into the valley of Shangri La. As Cappy descended he saw hundreds of Drifters, Thrusters and all sorts of ultralights flying around. He noticed that his paunchy gut had shrunk, his fat legs had thinned, his scaly arms had smoothed out and muscles had appeared. He could feel his droopy jowls falling off, his ear hair disappeared, the ears shrank and sat nicely beside his head. He could hear, and he could see and a mane of dark Viking hair grew. His step was lighter and he wasn't thinking about the next gin. Onward he walked towards a tall, distinguished OT who was handing out Cat labels to ..................................
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......ly sure that they'll corner the Catsiosis Scraachelat market. Turbo, noting Cappy's apparent interest in Chemistry books went through them after Cappy went to bed each night. He never found out what Cappy was looking for but noticed a story about the 13th Century Knights Templar and how they cleared up fatal sword wounds in under 30 minutes. The story was called "The Search for the Holy Grail", but as Turbo read on it was clear they were looking for an edge in battle. A knight may not loo0k too good with half a face but he can still eat Kentucky Fried Chicken and he can still fight. One of the worrying issues at the cat farms was wounds from fighting, and so Turbo .........
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Jesus, Cappy's turned into a Scientist.
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......what Caappy had his eyes on. He would head out from Kapooka, listening for any thru bolt pings, and scour Victoria for any lichen plantations. For all the lies about cattle and sheep grazing under Solar Farm Panels, Lichen proliferated in the dry soil and shade, and Turbine Industries had locked in 3000 contracts all over Australia, but ........................... Can you imagine McLaughlan's bull humping all the cows under the glass and the Ping!. Ping!, Ping! hour after hour as the panels crack.
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......speak Marathi, Hindi, Gujarati and Irdu. Of course he was asleep before she was half way through. In Melbourne, there's only English and Taxi, so much easier. The Bombay trains ..................
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......who is the noventy act of the BoB with his lichen flowing and BoB starlets hanging on to the train, waiting for a turn,while Cappy sits in a corner reading abour Mowgli, and waiting for ........................
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If I were to put GrammarNA through the system I would probably find five to be the same people with four more possibles. Who could forget the night 273 posts had been torn down by the next morning.
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.........nightmares where Khybers have stuffed frogs with explosives and let them loose to hop down into the British trenches where timers on their tiny little frog vests detonate the explosives blowing off British legs,and then the whining all night asking to be carried back down to the First Aid Post in Bombay where all te Officers were having their dinner. Not many people know that Bombay was the place where "Not while I'm having dinner love"was coined. When Turbo had been shot by a deranged Cappy who was yelling "Fairies are coming to get us!" (He'd picked some local mushrooms and cooked them up for dinner), Turbo simply got some lichen from a clear stream, stuffed it into the hole with a stick, and carried on, shooting a brace of five Khybers, and capturing an Owen Machine Gun. It wasn't until the next morning that ..............................
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Pretty dumb thing to say and not your business.
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What do you do with your pilot licence?
turboplanner replied to Builds By Baz's topic in AUS/NZ General Discussion
Probably would have been better if you were just about to go solo and wanted to fly commercial and thinking of going up to Darwin for lessons and what was it like flying up there. -
........secreted where you could grab it in that near-final shoot out when you think you're going to be shot and the enemy shoots thinking you're gone and you give a littel wriggle, the bullet shoots past, you shoot him in the elbow and he screams so much, you haave to belt him behind the ear so he's unconsciousthen ...........
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.......xxxxxx. Lighthousemen threw him down the stairs. Not many people know that Bull once applied to join the SAS. He was deeply offended by ISIS, almost as much as when some dork would come into the Bone RSL and give Mavis a line, at the end aasking if she had a paaper bag. There would be a CRASH! as Bull put down hiss knife and fork and a CRASH! as the turkey went through the front window and a CRASH! when he sat down. "SAS should be easy" he thought, but times had changed, OHS had come in and.................................
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I thought this site banned attacking another member?
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.....1. Go before he went. 2. stop playing that horrible music. 3. Hose the Trawler down every fifth trip without fail. 4. ....................
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..........proved it by demostrating there and then in the Beer Garden of the Tonkinese Raffles. Glasses went flying as patrons rushed upwind. The Tonga Fire Brigade arrived and a hose was soon spraying all over.. "We asked Turbo to talk about the Rotary engined Drifter to stop people picking on Foxhunter. Mind they all sounded like the same person, but hey, we need people to write about flying at Foxhunter's level of knowledge. He had us in stitches at the Moderators' Meeting a few days ago." T26, Mod 4. "Moderator 13; we've kept it at two, just in case there's more bold font"
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..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Queensland writing the above stories about flying the Cape in a Rotary Engine Drifter, and what to do when it stops and stuff, and just enjoying the serene jungle butterflies and Pina Coladas at Mission Beach where..........................
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"....to the local Turbine OffShore Beauty Clinic, and for US$57 have hair regrowth punches to the scalp, surgical wrinkle removals, the beer gut deflated, the rolls of fat removed those legs slimmed down and the toenails cut." She hit him with a four pound Coral Trout............................... (For long term NES readers, a daily flight of fat for Turbine Cat Farms supplies the cats or the rats, depending which has run out of the other's carcases) [Warning: deceased animals were referred to in this post]
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...................Gone with the Wind, where Nobushi and the others would pretend being Clarke Gable. Talking about film stars and topknots the Cappy's local Paper Wagga Wagga Roots, which had a weekly story that started ....."Back in the day"....... decided to feature Captain Cook. He didn't discover Wagga Wagga, nobody did really, but Cooks owned big sheep stations in the district, it featured the disappointment of the family when the current iteration sold up the farms and investigated in a cheap hamburger joint in a garish building employing kids as workers. Pub regulars can still remember old Arthur Cook rabbiting on about it. "He shouldn't have employed kids" Arthur said "they won't know what to DO!" The story finished by hinting at the billions of dollars worth of real estate around the world, and Cappy's latest migration to Tonga where he could relax without town gossip. Of course we in the NES know exactly why he went there - we all saw South Pacific and the Tonkinese Liat.............can still see that perfect shape. Cappy forgot to allow for all the years and got .................
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successful. That may seem to be a sweeping statement, but consider Bull for example flying his Thruster. With the sort of flying students you get in Tasmania the Thruster would be barely flying. Bull always picked up his students at the top of the valley, having towed the Thruster up behind the Landcruiser. The downhill flight was just above the trees and the landing was usually in the first paddock. Of course some ultralight aircraft don't have a top above the fuselage; they're for short people but even if you're short, if you have a topknot you're f........................ Bull's Topknot style.
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.......quite painless, and pretty much like stalling on takeoff - you can see it coming but can't do much about it. Not many people know that the milking was for the CSIRO who, in the late 1980s, were trying to find a cure for spatial disorientation (the leans) for pilots who insisted they could fly through cloud. The animals listed above should not be confused with the Thylacine (Thylacinus Cyocephalus) - The Tasmanian Tiger (or for the kids, Tasmanian Wolf). Tasmania has many species named in this confusing way, the "Thy" being Latin for two heads (NTTIAWWT). After CSIRO couldn't stop fringe pilots doing what they were doing, they experimented in the 1990s on pilots who were .......................
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.......a perfect ark and the steel warking ball brings down a Bird of Paradise or Tasmanian Jay for roasting on the coals for lunch. (Turbo didn't miss the innuendo, but prefers not to be classed with them.) It happens that arking is getting harder these days with the "Save the Franklin" dudes picking off the Birds of Paradise and Jays with 410s while they smoke pot. As a result there are now only seven (make that 6, Bull got one yesterday) in the wild, but Bull says he has seen 17 Thycalines on his joyflights. Such are the Tasmanian breeding habits, they used to be called roughies on the Mainland.
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.........be able to put up with the racket when she walks; it's like the old horse and buggy days with all the metallic clatter of the harness chains, and the steel wheels on the bumps, although her bumps are less likely to cause rattles. Turbo has always said there are places in Tasmania that the Mainland has never seen, and this collection of jangling belly dancers is located deep in the heart of the Franklin. It is said that, Bull disappears into the wilderness down there for months at a time,and who are we to argue. Turbo has flown over it and seen the small airfield and the little shed which contained 4 Bluehead Thrusters. Painted on the roof is "Bull's Frights" and ..................................................
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........tladitions, like warking until you drop. There are Shrines along the way where you can get a meal, and a bed for the night - just like a Riverina Motel but without the trucks going past and Minties ...........
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The question is which Friday fortnight; I've been there writing a big post and EEN's there stretching the paper down at times.
