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the buffet,,,"fuck cried bull, they spend 60 million after the cyclone to fix this joint up and they don't even get the flick man in,as he squashed another of the rats distant relos..

fuel up the 230,and head south,,,What said turdy and bull??we only just got here and the pub tarts,opps sorry pub darts where supposed to to be pretty good ……………….[beaten to the punch by the very slippery turbo,,at least we both said to head south,,lol]

Bull in the back mumbling about "true virgins again" and turbo cracking a stubby, the captain for once was not rancid as usual, he had found a gutter drain and had a bath ,,as per attached evidence...……………..

.of epic proportions,unbelievably Tink and co has amassed over 1400 ferrets on a first class ferret track with live bunny bait.   The announcer started his spiel...Ladies and Gentleman welcome to an event beyond...………….....………………

……..... a big gun is, until he saw The Captain's, when he unholstered his 44 magnum and at the same time whipped out his ………...

 

A PIC OF YOUR BELOVED SKIPPER WHEN HE GOT HIS 44 MAGNUM UNHOLSTERED

 

SO IT IS OBVIOUS THAT HE HAD TO WHIP IT OUT WITH HIS LEFT HAND.

 

TURBO IS THE PUNK IN QUESTION.

 

 

But turbo and other NES contributors are just a bit more on the eightball then Cappy and after looking at  said photo and realising that if you look really close ,you car,nt see any bulletsin the revolver as any shooter worth his lead knows "if your looking at the front of a 44 at that range and the  gun is loaded you can quite clearly see the bullet tips in the chamber of the revolver,,,So we will have to put in some "sanctions"    [good word that one ah,,watched Trummpy sayit on the telly] against the rat and I think limiting his ability to...……………...PS update ,,,sorry for being a bit slow on the uptake here guys/gals/in-betweens /etc.

get back to you after I get back from our labor party meeting after paying off shorty to be quiet.  Cant have those NES people knowing too much about...………….

Meanwhile , Bull had had enough of this self flatulence of some of our NES members as the room was starting to pong a bit ,so fired up his trusty jackaroo and flew off north , before he went he could be heard talking to himself muttering ,,True virgins make dull companions, True virgins make dull companions over and over again,,,,,,,,,,,,,,now whats all that mumbo about virgins cried out the Tink??? Don't really know said Cappy ,but I think he was trying to navigate somehow as he had had his plotter/gps knocked  off while he had his hair cut .   Suddenly...………….

 

Holy scumolly cried Bull! Putting down his beer and reaching for his glasses he moved closer to  the screen and read the last couple of posts on NES again,,slowly turning around he said,,,,,,that posts of cappies and turdy where sooo nice,,,maybe I,ll get an upgrade from ,"well known member" to maybe Well paid member???

Meanwhile , Bull had had enough of this self flatulence of some of our NES members as the room was starting to pong a bit ,so fired up his trusty jackaroo and flew off north , before he went he could be heard talking to himself muttering ,,True virgins make dull companions, True virgins make dull companions over and over again,,,,,,,,,,,,,,now whats all that mumbo about virgins cried out the Tink??? Don't really know said Cappy ,but I think he was trying to navigate somehow as he had had his plotter/gps knocked  off while he had his hair cut .   Suddenly...………….

                           of her way of...…………[is it just me ??or does that racket seem to go somewhere???]…..

..... poof, there stood Turbo, who himself was a ......….looking a bit worse for wear ,trying to gather his thoughts the Tink………………..

 

Turbs in the shower with his friends and their temporary towels.

 

 

  Sir Rataccus @age 1

AND THERE BULL GOES AGAIN, WITH THAT TERRIBLY PORNOGRAPHIC DEPICTION OF MRS BULL ENJOYING THE EXPLOSIVE END OF ONE OF THEIR NUMEROUS LOVEMAKING SESSIONS. THIS IS JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH, (ALTHOUGH IT APPEARS LIKE IT WAS OK FOR MRS BULL), AND BULL IS NOW ON 0.35 OF A FINAL WARNING ..... MOD

 

This cappy is off his cap!!                           Ian slap his wrist [the limp one will do]he is making a spectacle of himself [again]and is upsetting the locals,,,cheers………..

finally after much ado The Captain got out to the taxi way,and the check list could be heard being checked,but the last one on the list was disarm explosives before takeoff,,,so the cappy diligently leaned forward and flicked the switch...………………………..

BULL IS NOW ON HIS FINAL WARNING, AS DURING A RECENT MODERATORS' RETREAT AND CONVENTION WE IDENTIFIED BULL'S SUB GIF, AS SHOWN ABOVE, AS A DEPICTION OF A PHALOUS & EJACULATORUM (AS MICHELANGELO USED TO DESCRIBE THEM). THIS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED AGAIN (ALTHOUGH WE DO CONCEDE THAT THIS MIGHT BE CONSIDERED NORMAL IN FNQ AND AROUND BONE) ..... MOD.

 

According to all the latest"legal" [all I could find in 5 min on the net]advice,,, my depiction of a ww2 submarine firing out a torpedo is just that ,, a depiction of a ww2 submarine firing off a torpedo,if this is taken or viewed or understood in any other way ,then maybe there are some members on here moderaters[[iIIAAANN]that have a bit of strange thought processes and maybe should seek some professional help...………...Bull from Bone...…………….

his undoing ,as the Chinese suddenly came over in the middle of the night and stole tubs submarine from Freo and towed it back to india for scrap.

and the disappearance of sir Nobu ,[who was last seen  after a late night meeting with Turbo in the cross looking for that harlet that calls him randy]

Wheres that turdy boy anyone seen him ?, I cant find him anywhere said bull,

everybody knows the rat[captain] does not take negative views of him lightly,,,,,well after the dust had settled and the police and ambulances where gone ,a feeble voice could be heard whispering,,,,[has he gone yet?]from under the table. poor old turdy was in a bad way ,what with bruises on bruises and about a 1/3 of the blood required to sustain intelligent life.   Now the other wreckflying crewsat down and had a long thought about what should be done about the fangiocaptain, I know said onesie from way over at the bar drinking gin and tonic,why don't we...………….Ps turdy is also known as randy some times [about twice a year,from that harlet in  the cross...……………………]ps,after reviewing the latest posts , Bull has discovered he is one page behind on this post,,,but after reviewing his post again has found it flows with the story anyway so will remain up .

a droning noise could be heard,,looking up the Turbo and Bull saw a "drone"[really just an old rc  hustler with an os 40]circling above .  Oh no screamed the onesie boy ,,cappy have found us ,what will we do now?  Well said Bull maybe we...……………...

war against those wreckflying buddies of the cappy,[but unbeknownst to the cappy the turdy and bull and that onesie boy had fired up sir nobbies zelo and stealing an idea from that Hollywood movie [flight of the phenix something or other] the zelo was seen to be climbing out  with nobby flying and the rest hanging on to the wings as it banked away[avref] and set a course for...………………….

the mention of what happens at those camel race meetings in Suady Arabia [at this point the biggest tunnelling boss screamed out ,,,,"calling all good soldiers of the caliphate" A fatwa is declared against that cappy @#$tard and I,ll give 13 young virgins and the state of prictoria to the brother who brings me this cappies scalp!!! suddenly the tunnelers started dancing in the halls as they prepared for...…………...                          !

when suddenly , out of the corner of his eye he saw a flash and a trail of smoke heading towards him [unbeknown to him the "rats [who had come to bone as 457 workers sponsored by their relative cappy] had just launched a...................................

and I,ll go sit with bull [holding up the bar at the North Aus in Bone],,reaching the pool room he said to bull, hows the stitching holding up bull??   Well after awhile a low growling sound got louder and louder as bull slowly stood up and turned his backside so turdy could see the fresh bandages,,,After 14 surgeries and 150 "real" stitches and the looks from the ladies at the Bone rissole I am now just waiting for my rat trap to work. ………………...  Now this intreeged/intreuged/@$$#%@ it ...,,,,,,,puzzled the turdo master who was quick to ask , and what might that be he asked????…………………………...

Yes.

 

Miss him...…...

In the hanger parked next to the aircraft i hire is a the aircraft of a former well know forum member who we lost a few years ago. And that helps reminds me to be safe.

 

Majors lightwing?