bull

was rather fancied by the Assistant Commissioner Lesa Gale of the Australian Federal Police (AFP) as she staged a press conference to announce the arrest of the head of an Australian drug syndicate connected to the recent drug bust in PNG .

This was a multi-agency operation that had been ongoing for two years, involving numerous law enforcement agencies being ......

Rec Flyin Policing Group[RFPG ] A spokesperson said at the press conference That a man known as Turdo [not sure why ?] was arrested and they are still looking for a character called Hi Lo who drove the landrover from Lae but was last seen flying away over the horizen in a drifter .....This bust was in cooperation with {RFPG] as well as members of the Royal Papua New Guinea Constabulary (RPNGC) and several shady characters from the forums .

He explained that they the joint agencies had been tracking the flight as it left Australia en route to PNG. And the pilot {hereby known as Turdo} was arrested after being pulled from the wreckage of his cessna after..................................

.....and arrested Turdo

.he was found to be piloting terrorist around over lebenone a skydiver caught him on film , heres the video

...........................it was 2020 and the minorities now rule and if your weird/gay/black/ or pink no one is allowed to criticize anybody now,,,so the WRSK was soon inundated with WGBP marchers setting fire to the garden of roses [because they where once used to seduce woman and are demeaning to them] next they started on the..................................

Bloody zelo it was pink ,the reaction was ..................

..........sprayed...............

The old way like they used to do at the Blue oyster bar from the old days of the NES with sir Nobu flying all the way over just to have them again at WRSK [avref]...................ps Sir Nobu had even fitted his zelo with floats just for the occasion.

...................as the waiter at Waterfront Restaurant & Soup Kitchen with.....its fantastic menu ,,ie: ratticus turdo balls with pubic spagetti,,,or roasted turdo meatloaf with gonorrhea sauce , the best though was ..................

hat with RLM on it to support the rodent population of every airfield in the land. Now the powers that be have decreed that the term "RAT" is now a derogative,/drogertive fuck it ,,NASTY term to describe them, What screamed out Birdbrain [for true followers of NES will of course remember birdbrain from page 3 of the story ,,he has been on holiday for 8 years] we are not allowed to hunt them anymore??what am i going to feed my chicks???............

Turdo beating highlo [avref]

to the next comment on the story,,oh well said the rat he will have to go to the ..............................

Golden joystick [avref] ,now turdo boy was really in trouble with commie dan from prictoria as he was seen sneaking out of his quarantine to go to...............

And now he is explaining to the tassie authorities how he did not stop in prictoria [the state full of nasty bugs] and flew via cooper pedee to adelaidey, then ac across the pond via mid straight refueling and a emergency landing on King island [he needed a piss],, now the flying cops believed him and he is getting ready to.............................

bull HAS CHANGED HIS AVATAR, REGALED US WITH HIS BASS STRAIGHT DERRING DOO AND HAS FOUND THE SHIFT KEY AGAIN.

 

bull IS THEREFORE EVEN MORE OF A WF LEGEND THAT HE WAS 2 HOURS AGO.

 

TURBO IS WORRIED THAT HIS PREEMINENT POSITION IS AT RISK.

 

ON THE OTHER HAND, bull IS CONFIDENT AND HAS HIS TAIL UP (MAVISREF & TAILDRAGGERREF) ....... MODERATOR 19

Now bull won a little coin awhile ago and he brought a keyboard that actually works ,lol

And now he is explaining to the tassie authorities how he did not stop in prictoria [the state full of nasty bugs] and flew via cooper pedee to adelaidey, then ac across the pond via mid straight refueling and a emergency landing on King island [he needed a piss],, now the flying cops believed him and he is getting ready to.............................

Now bull was a bit smarter then most and his mate set up a boat half way across the pond with a jerry can of fuel mounted between 2 poles on the back deck,,,Now bull slowed the old jackaroo down as much as he could and used his carrier tailhook to snatch the jerry can of the deck [ he got the idea off utube]

And after rolling his jackaroo fitted with his custom made 737 apu turbine power the jackaroo was a rocket and he headed straight for the............................... [faaark its cold down here lol]

........occasionally taken up for flights by bull bull bull bull bull who...

Who has now flown his jackaroo to that strange land called tasmania.Bull is back

Not made anymore, i had one

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Not made anymore, i had one

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of luvly door skins  and seat covers for the rv6/7/9 etc,,,Oh No cried out Turbo,,i,d just ordered a new rv6 just because I liked the seats[several aviation references]What do I do now,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,well growled a voice from way down the back of the bar maybe you should...………...

anything can happen,,,and it did...………...

Turdys whole experience with outboard engines ,[involved the little bumper boats at the show] so as he planted the throttle ,the bow [pointy end]rose up into the sky and the arse end become a submarine...………...Hey turdy !!!   shouted hilo and the rat as the water level down the back rose over their waists and they could  see...…………...

Official Notice," To whom it may concern [but mostly to the rat] Bull has never been ,never was a wretched "alp" voter,,,NOR WOULD ever want to be,,,,,I vote my way ,and you vote yours ,,,, defamation cases have been started on less .  Bull has always voted liberal end of subject...…………..

thou shall NOT mention a conveyor belt again OK...………….that subject is taboo,,now how about solving the mental illness problems of todays youth [example"Greta]and the fiscal budget of SA after you girls/guys/whatevers design this bloody airship ,,no more mucking about proclaimed turdy...Bull grab this ak47 and watch these boffins for me ,oh and if they get out of line ,you can shoot them ,but only one at a time ok meanwhile...………………..

 the new iron ore flying blimp transport airships being designed by the best draftsman and minds among all the rec/flying experts, a collaboration of ……………     [ps aviation flavour was sadly lacking lately in the NES so ,all you experts chime in some ideas about future heavy transport..]

The ultralight fatality list has reached a total of 12 so far this year. That is worse than the previously-worst year, 2013, when 11 fatalities were recorded. 

 

We still have 23 days to years end. Let's hope there's no more UL fatalities this year.

 

Feb 6, 2019 - 2 Fatalities - WA

Apr 14, 2019 - 1 Fatal - QLD

May 30, 2019 - 1 Fatal - NT

Jun 8, 2019 - 1 Fatal - VIC

July 6, 2019 - 2 Fatalities SA

Oct 28, 2019 - 1 Fatal NT

Nov 29, 2019 - 2 Fatalities NSW

Dec 8, 2019 - 2 Fatalities QLD

 

RA-Aus Fatality figures 2011-2016

 

Year      Fatalities    Medically related

 

 

 

 

 

2011

 

 

  6

 

 

       0

 

 

 

 

2012

 

 

  3

 

 

       1

 

 

 

 

2013

 

 

 11

 

 

       2

 

 

 

 

2014

 

 

  6

 

 

       1

 

 

 

 

2015

 

 

  9

 

 

       2

 

 

 

 

2016

 

 

  6

 

 

 

Very sad about another couple of aviators dying in an accident,but it was just that ,,,an AIRCRAFT accident I,m really concerned when you use a generic term"ultralight" as if they are still the old REAL rag and tube ultralights 99% of those fatalities occurred in aircraft that are best described as ,light sport AIRCRAFT not ultralights.  The true "ultralights are few and far between nowadays and painting those accidents as ultralights really will do no service to the remaining TRUE ultralighters who are not flying into terrain at over 100 kts nor trying to get a heavy large ,light sport aircraft into really tight strips that serve true "ultralights well but are not so friendly to the quasi GA aircraft of today.