bull

had a terminal velocity of 80kts straight down ,cause the drag was so bad,,,,,,, and it would not have the same result soooo, he decided to ..............

toxic substance alert that went out soon after.  Now this caused extreme .......

when to hit the chute,as all these latte drinking crew had twice as many takeoffs as landings in the logbooks and would NEVER fly an aircraft without a parachute system[that costs more than the aircraft] to compensate for thier lack of flying skills. Oh i don,t know about that ,said Cappy did you see the.......

22 minutes ago, onetrack said:

But Cappys erection frightened Bill so much, he ran away, having heard what happens in jail cells. This disappointed Cappy greatly, as he was looking forward to......

becoming a member of the ................

extramarital relations that ...

1 hour ago, Captain said:

"15 years in prisonski would be an honourski", said bull, who is of Russian heritage going all the way back to the Egyptian members of bull's family who were hidden in the bull russia's when the pharos came looking for ..........

gold to sell to the ...................

.....start it,  he fell out of bed and hurt his elbow. But salvation was at hand as the latest reports coming in are that a lone ww2  era Japanese fighter had decimated a whole battalion of 24 helicopters and shot down 4 migs and had landed to refuel .  Our reporters on the ground can not get close enough to identify the pilot or his aircraft but it is believed to be a zero [this is a photo taken of the the spook of Ukraine,s fighter .   ps, The pilot is believed to be  the only character of the fictional NES that has starred in many many post without actually holding a real profile of the NES ? is that even legal??

....................Well  Bloody hell said Turdboy ,just what i need  now old................

Never have used Bass straight Turdbuy steel to make steakknives, and was so irate that his hero that he had      [Cappy getting his membership tattoo]  loved and copied since the day he poured metho down the ants nest, could be so missunderstood,that he...............                                                                                                   [

where suddenly coming to the realiseation that they had been conned by Turdby steak knives and the cheap steal he had used was from all the wrecks on the sand islands of Bass Straight, and was rusting before being sold.  Well the furor was so loud that.................

....had just finished the Turbine rip off class for nigerians of 2022 and sent them all out to ring you.   Now one of cappys latest recruits has come under the watchfull eyes of this mob who are a real pain in the arse for Turbine Nigerian Scams Inc. Now the scam success rate has fallen below 75% and the CEO of Turbine Nigerian Scams inc has now initiated a......................

On 28/02/2022 at 8:07 PM, Captain said:

(it would have been SRA except for bull's buggered shift key ......

Now we must give Cappy some sympathy and leeway for his shift key comments as He and ALL of the other NES contributors including the SRA Bull know that Bulls old Laptop went to the graveyard of 40fathoms deep and Bull has had his "new"satellite laptop for over 5 years now............it is the early onset of old man desease with the memory thing i think not sure maybe.......

2 hours ago, Captain said:

AS A WARNING TO PLANEY AND OTHER NESERS WHO DISRESPECT PLONKPLONK.

THIS IS HOW YOU MIGHT END UP RESTING IN THE SNOOKER ROOM DOWN AT THE PUB.

Now now Cappy ,do you not want to bring the snooker room into disrepute as this would be violating the contracted agreement between  you and the snooker room that you signed back in 1977,, Which state that any member that brings disrepute shall be expelled and a permanent entry ban is now in place....signed:Bull,,,[snooker room administrater]

2 hours ago, Captain said:

he objected and transferred that obligation to Chopper, who was The Plonker's underling at the time, with bull as their ...........

.quartermaster and handled all the administration over to..................

7 hours ago, Captain said:

...... week (AUF members will have their houses, shops and hangars painted with a yellow aeroplane (avref) symbol), then he will march into Tasmania while at the same time prepare to attack the Western Front by locating crack troops along the McGowan Line and firing cannisters of Covid (what Marky Mark considers to be the new mustard gas) across the border into the sandhills (oh... the sandhills) before ..........

.SORRY TO INTERRUPT: ....NES,BREAKING NEWS...:Reports are coming out from small towns all over Australia that a "flyfree"CONVOY of aircraft are assembling to fly from Darwin via Qld and NSW to Tasmania and are planning apon having one aircraft each to "breakdown" on the active strip with standby breakdowns to cover the other runways on every major Airfield in Australia [ps The ramp towing contractors and bulldozer operators have all stood in solidarity with the grass roots aviators and are condemning the actions taken against the brotherhood of aviation and the fuellys are there too]  Now Casa officials are finding that suddenly a whole lot of :aircraft are having breakdowns on the active runways and these range up from thrusters to Airbuses....:End News Flash:                                                                                             Now back to the story.......before any of this could occur the new MAJOR country wide EMMERGENCY of these grass roots flyer convoy  thing must be dealt with as Marky mark could not get his mig 19,s [brought cheap from his biggest partner] off the runways to back up his line because of all the FOD on the runways from exploding rotaxes and the odd turbine. I know how we can fix this said OT we can..............

2 hours ago, turboplanner said:

so the EV industry was out of business and ....................Turbo had to sell off his EV division from Turbine industries,now this financial hit so soon after the sand island debarkle left him with...

collecting Mt Wellington on the way to..............

1 hour ago, facthunter said:

Just making it over a cement channel is not good either. Does this  guy fly around with 3 camera's all the time and talking into a mike?. . In aviation  IF a motor's making metal don't use it. Cutting the filter open is essential at each oil change and I reckon other symptoms would have been there as well. The rpm seemed a bit unstable at one point during take off. Anything unusual with the motor, abort the takeoff. You've only got ONE ENGINE Nev

Hindsight is a great animal, but this can and has happened to low time engines too..

Cappys new job took him to far flung [mind the pun] places on Earth,and so far he was loving it.  Well said OT i bet .....

8 hours ago, turboplanner said:

, and the troops were able to get back to the subject matter of this story which was ..............

completly forgotten by now so a new direction became lore....this was proclaimed by Ratty early today at the "new Direction "services and..................

but this did not work, so instead quickly imported some white Australian cockatoo,s and this worked for a while until the cockatoos started.............

..remember the one thing the chinese can not stand[green coral trout they hate them] and CT and Bull where soon seen working tirelessly constructing something for hours until finally Bull presented his new weapon to defeat the chinese. This should sort them out cried OT  as he set something up on the table and..................

hey turdo ? that might be a use for those little islands left over from the sand thingy ?? you could use them as prisons/

and as we know can be a bit of a handful at times [so mavis recons ,but we think its bullshit] and can cause some havoc when he............

Blew up the road and pushed the road trains into the straights,,,now Turdo ever quick to salvage a dollar decided to go into the ship scrapping game as the small islands where ideal to tear down a steel ship or two .   Well somehow turdine industries got the contract to scrap those 53 ships and several hundred others already booked in rumor has it he brought these ones too.

    The local where wrapped!! for taswegians always liked to fu#$ things up, so destroying ships was fun and they get payed for it,[at turdine industries lowest legal hourly rate too,$15 phr...............This caused...

potent form of control[Turbo after telling the wife about the islands ]

,,,said Turbo ,[who was facing multiple million dollar law suits over the sand island fiasco and "other "things,,, and was turning against the government ] now they will want to.............