bull

..bullrush cremes,[as they added some meth to it] and suddenly the work output of Tasmanians doubled overnight but.........

jackaroo was unarmed.  Now apon recieving the premiership of the colonial island of Tasmania Bull signed executive order after order and turned the state around from a festering pool of tree huggers and pink hair barman to declaring that Tasmania is now a country and will become autonomous .  and Pricktorians will need to have a police clearance to enter the country any other state we believe you.   Now you can just imagine the responce from scomo as he................

..resulting ...........

after Bull moved the decompression lever and the perkins died the swooner found that he or she or whatever [disclaimer: Bull reserves the right to not recognise this LGBERTBSA stuff as he has enough trouble remembering the bone airstrip[avref]letters YB SOMETHING N]and is overloaded with too much gender tech and will get back to the story] the swooner could.....................

Wondered about the longevity of the perkins in aviation ,Well said Bull whilst i was a commercial fisherman many years ago we once had the exact same model perkins  powering a generator on the boat and the best we could get out of a perkins was 35000hrs before tbo so you should be right .Now Turbo was not known to be slow and he was seen applying for a deisel fuel tax exemption cause he rarely used roads ,oh except that time i...........

old road roller with a 4cyl perkins diesel which will fit if.......

down so it drowns [yes bull is back after being ostrasized and banished to the no posting bin for something that has nothing to do with me,,lol]   now drowning a rover was not really that hard as even a light dew make them stutter and fail. What wet rovers has to do with martian settlement and ..............

1 hour ago, CT9000 said:

.....the population that is all the unfairly grounded old pilots out there who are now reduced to driving Nissan engined Morry minors....

and the suitability of a Nissan engined Morris minor to the tarks set for it by those old bold pilots really................

Now 

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.......Ahlocks.......................[as an aside my post is very aviational,[AVREF],as you can see all 6 of the pictures subjects are airbourne].

Now this put the cat amongst the pidgeons as like old forresst gump old Ahlocks wasnever suspected as he was always regarded as how do you say:noncomprendo sort of thing and..........

becoming a member of obscure aviation related [sometimes] threads like our beloved NES and .............

On 11/04/2021 at 8:49 AM, Bruce Tuncks said:

I reckon the future might have synthetic liquid fuels. For example, methanol ( CH3OH ) is what model planes used to use before being ousted by Li-Po batteries. If you have hydrogen, I think it relatively easy to make methane (CH4) and then methanol.

I dunno if I agree with you kgwilson. Electric battery planes are cost-effective right now for some applications like training and gliders. A tenfold improvement would see battery power good for most of us who fly for an hour or two most of the time. And they sure displaced methanol model plane engines just on convenience grounds, with no incentives at all. I changed because the model plane stays clean and oil-free,  and going model flying is much simpler.

I do have several methanol models which are unused these days.

But don,t you miss the scream of an OS46 in a power dive to a  low pass ???

  😎

whats his name.....

clean up his mess..      ..Well as you could gather the NES is sort of back to the original intent ,A story with no ending that flows with the words,changing characters and dramas and never ending storyline changes.. A bit like after Turdo  cleaned up his mess [had got really quick at it now] he was elected to...

15 hours ago, Captain said:

........ pushed the encryption and transfer buttons both at the same time (Turbo is good at pushing buttons, just ask Planey) and Vlad buggered off on one of Turbo's dark web around the world transfer scams (a tdwatwtc) where he was rerooted (was he ever) through some of the biggest xxxxholes in the world, then for a complete xxxxhole coverage, via Moorabbin, DG and Hobart, to end up in .......

..an old motel in Yarrawonga or somewhere that was famously burnt to the ground during one of junior Turbo childhood escapades. [ This incident is recorded in one of the very early pages of the NES when he was test running his F16 that he got on ebay] that is owned by his family and is now growing in popularity as "THE" place to go {if you know what i mean} So after the alcahol started flowing Turbo started relating some of the adventures he had at that motel ,and about the time he and a couple of.........

12 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....tongues hanging out the side of their mouths, and eventually went on to be bus drivers.

 

CT was a bit of a brown noser (and we take care here to point out that we are referring to Chernei Tchaikowsky , not the bunny shooter), and he wandered across to Room 637 and entered an office where the main desk had 1960 phones  and gadgets meant to look cutting edge, but they'd been cut in the West decades ago and could still be seen on hard rubbish piles in places like Wopping and Logan.

 

I've brought you a cup of tea, and some buns CT said to the pair of burning eyes. "What tea is this?" Putin asked, and CT replied "English". A hand lashed out and smacked it to the floor. "Where did the buns come from" Putin asked and CT said "France; we try to get everything from the EU countries............" and Putin was about to shott him as an example, when he thought......he needed every advantage he could get. "You want to tell me something?" "What did you think of my message?" he asked and it wasn't long before an email c ame in from Turbo "Looks like this is for you PUT, how many tanks down today?" ......the silence was .......

was everlasting until one of those T72,s had been stolen by OT   [CT,s brother]  and he was last seen heading towards Canberra muttering something about Raa and it,s payback time! Now old Putin had not read the whole NES and was not familiar with our famous member OT and said,,,,now thats a turn up for the books ah,camberra commies copping some grief might have to take over australia next....                                                 [This is supposedly OT stealing the tank but unverified]

1 hour ago, Captain said:

....... and had become confused, as that is what they used to call Turbo at school.

 

"You spell it D-U-X, not (a bit of a) F-L-O-G, Turbo used to say to the other boys, but they just continued with their ........

..dyslesic monopoly where everyone started as millionares and the winner was the first to go broke.......[beaten to the punch again by the master turd ,,,my apologies to all.....

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

....balls in his hands and ran for the bush, where .......................................

he had hidden his golf clubs to go with his balls. After collecting his clubs he proceeded to..........

15 minutes ago, Captain said:

 

POSTSCRIPT

1. Where is the CT when he is needed, to plug all the bunnies and save his NES mates?
    
2. Does Turbo look a bit like Homer Simpson in that card?
    
3. Geeeeeeeeeeez bull looks crook, and you can see why OT gets all the girls.

This caused some serious consternation amongst the left in Australia as the depiction of violence and harm depicted as a greeting for a religious holiday was breaking the bounderies of conduct in the NES  and some thought should be put towards sanctions against this member :skipper: was being called for amongst the fringe members of the NES [you know those that never contribute to the story ] ...Now .................

and these flight paths from the cold war where somehow sent out in the digital sport pilot mag and was causeing all sorts of grief at those in power at RAA as errant members where somehow ending up as new drones for Ukraine albeit piloted versions with low penetrating power.   Penetrating power! said OT ,why i heard that turdo has the ................

2 hours ago, Captain said:

To this, being a very masculine ex-bone boy, bull commented "i never liked carrying a purse, eh?"

Yeah the bloody things always spew the contents all over the place when you open them. Now these new fangled..............

.and this brought out the team from channel 7 ,s  and Cappy[event organiser] was soon surrounded by camera men and had a microphone shoved in his face as .................

6 hours ago, Captain said:

FOR WRECK FLYING ADMIN .......... MICKEY IS A LITTLE UNCOMFORTABLE TO SEE WHERE THE RANKING ROCKET IS POSITIONED, AS HE IS NOT THAT WAY INCLINED (NTTIAWWT).

Going on all your posting about members and rings etc ,,,hmmmmmm room for concern there maybe?.......

was immedietly pounced on by Turbine industries trained killer attack dogs from the local pound,[documentery of the event starring Turbines finest stray attack dog]     ???Trained by.........................

and stubby shorts and thongs on at the time!  Now this created a pretty picture when he landed just after .  Holy toledo turdman that must have hurt?......

realised he was making more coin walking around the church every sunday carrying the donation tray..This is awesome he said ,i,m gunna organise a team of infiltraters to enter  churches all over Australia and do the collections,,,should work ok until the churches close from no maintenance ah said Tommo.  Well thats not a .......................