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from the horizen[avref] and the subsequent landing was a sight to behold and surprised Bull and Cappy as [Turbo] attending anything was a bit strange as he has always had an aversion to shows and such since about 1959,as after a young ringer [believed to have been a very young Turbo]at Cloncurry in Qld back in 1958 at the local show was chased out of town,,,now the story goes that the ladies abulution block had no roof so our cunning young ringer got himself a 44 gallon drum and positioned for the best spot near the showers and  began his voyeor/peeping tom career.  Well all was fine until one lady looked up ! then all.............

23 hours ago, Captain said:

The Skipper has read and considered bull's above demands and Cappy is happy to provide a comprehensive correction .... which is ....... that it must be another bull, and not our very own beloved bull.

 

And just be clear (and why I was almost sure that it referred to "our" bull), the printed stickers did commence "for a good time, male or female (nttiawwtbtw .... so he is an equal opportunity pervert), call bull etc etc, and then the sticker listed home & work numbers that all commenced with a Tasmanian std prefix (although it may have referred to that other std that polite pilots (avref for Planey) don't discuss or admit to (Turboref)).

 

Now surely that is referring to "our bull" as there is not one capital letter or punctuation mark anywhere on the reflective stickers (supplied by Trackbine Reflective Pickup Stickers Pty Ltd), but if it is not our bull then the Skipper apologizes and there must be 2 huge personalities and egos trapped within the present map of Tasmania (Mavisref).

My dear Cappy ,you are correct on the sticker issue but  you must have forgotten that the add was when i was employing old mate Turdo for the other side you know ,,wink wink    so it  kept everyone serviced and happy,,,good days they where ,,,the days of the blue oyster and cappys leathers and turbo,s fetish with f16,s  so i think the matter is settled to all parties concerned and we can call the subject closed .

😎

12 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....yellow Volkswagen Microbus with surfboards on the roof flopping up and down in the wind ready to take flight, kingpins worn to half their original diameter causing the machine to weave from one side of the road to the other, a smokescreen that soldiers would kill for and six hippies with red bandanas holding up their fingers and chanting "PEACE BRO",

 

While a Corvette is a precision machine, at 300 cruise the engine is bellowing at about the same noise level as the Somme in 1917, the vibration harmonics had started to gallop out of rhythm teasing the driver to think someting might break and send him into orbit, and blurring his vision.

 

The only thing for it was to count the weaving rate of the VW, and time his passing for when it was on its own side of the road; not easy to do from a kilometre away, but Turbo was not going to slow down and be passed by the RV  which ...........

.which was being driven by a well known media personality in cognetoe/cogneto/ @#it in disquise fuck it you get my  point.  Now this person was suddenly..........

On 06/01/2022 at 10:53 AM, Captain said:

For the interest of NESers, bull being a very enterprising and efficient bloke, had 1000 reflective stickers printed, which commenced with those words and then containing all of his details (phone, email, FB & twitter names + his AUF membership number) and this saved a lot of time writing on the back of karzy doors with a texta, .............. and then also no need to bend down to check his spelling.

....nor worry about his shoes being tyed as he was wearing thongs at the time ,,Now

spelling not being bulls best strong point he  found it is prudent to reply to our dear  Cappy [in other curcumstances is known as Herr Capitan which for legal reasons can not be written]  that to deftly imply some doubt about our Bulls straigtness or such is deflametory and does serious  harm to Bull,s mental state .  This slander must cease immedietly and a retraction issued on that published comment  {refer above] as it is seriously effecting his ability to engage in concourse with thousands of others via social media etc and effecting his ability to earn a living being a ostracised member by your slander so therefore you and you alone will face the results of your own actions . This is a legal notice from                                                   

1 hour ago, planedriver said:

Self infliction maybe warranted, but a contrary view is sure to  be revealed in a future post on this NES autobiography. 

So it it's better on supposedly friendly forums such as this, to keep it so, and to leave for the self gratifying pleasure of the main author who is known to get somewhat abrasive.while grooming his ego. 

This caused an uprising in the NES and new contributers where hovering [avref] over thier keyboards frozen in fear of being attacked and demeaned for continuing the famous NES and keeping it alive.  This was uncontitutional and is threatening the very fabric of the NES by not contributing ,but attacking those that do!! Hmmmmmm,,,,,,,,,,,,anyway Mavis was surprised when turdo revealed his..................

2 hours ago, onetrack said:

....of tubes of the lubricant mix being sold, and the factory couldn't keep up with production, as aviators flocked to the retail outlets like todays truckies searching for AdBlue.

 

"This is just amazing!" cried Turbo, "Even my heady days of selling fleets of trucks, and making multiple millions, doesn't compare to this lube winner we're on!"

 

Then came the sad eventual day where the news was released, that CASA was investigating engine additives with unproven claims - and the fish-based ones in particular, were in their sights.

 

"There's definitely something fishy going on here", said the CASA spokesperson. "We've identified some major failings in this product, whereby the aircraft utilising this new fish-based additive product, takes an unprecedented dive, whenever they're over water! We need to investigate this as a matter of urgency, as it's happening too many times to be a coincidence, and therefore we need........to .....................

On 19/12/2021 at 9:37 AM, Captain said:

..... decided that to stand there probably gave him his best chance of getting one of those special nurse's .....

attention and rolled over and as he did his large................

by the devilish creature apon Cappy,s skin.      It had come alive    [cappy,s toes after the transformation] and manifested into a..................

the narrative and deflect that maybe Cappy being called a "rat" [which happens a lot as he is a rat,lol] and maybe was trying to .......

and bumpy road for the NES and now we have a mole amongst us,,,,,,,a petition was started to employ Sargeant Doubtfire to persue the offending member who is reporting posts from the sacred NES and has broken the secret code of members and whoever it is  should be.............

23 hours ago, CT9000 said:

.......shoulder rocket launcher test program where the bullet proof vest wearers { testers } were getting progressively harder to find......

...and this was beside the fact the GBRMPA custodians [owners] of all things that swim and sting at stonefish bay lodged a criminal investigation into the shooting of a protected species[ out of a cannon causeing fatal injuries to the fish apon impact. Now this got the attention of the local greenies and animal lovers and it was ...................

trying to copy Bull,s 10 feet altitude antics.  They even tried recruiting Bull as his permanent instructor [life saver] but he knocked them back because they flew Jabiru,s . So old Cappy jumped in to the deep end and said ,,i,ll teach the p#$ck ,he will either learn or .......................

anything,but it could suddenly stop working [like epsteins] and something very serious was about to occur to...........

1 hour ago, red750 said:

NFI,,,,,,gmf................

arthritis and should ensure that............

.leave that up to CT9000.  As old Ct had just graduated from the Casa school of left handed screwdriver course [which was really reallly hard for him as he is right handed] to screw them with and also passed the BTWBS [Baffle them with bullshit ]    exam this he was really proud of as he has always been a bit of the bulls#$t master.  Can i join said........

the legality of displaying loose womens attire apon an open to see [from 10 ft anyway] clothsline ,and also the legality of having a hen house above legal height and the pig pen thing in a suburban enviroment without council approval is a whole different bucket of S#$t   all this was exposed by the Karen society of Australia [KSOA].  Now all this caused such a media frenzy Bull quietly slipped away unnoticed from the evil casa.  Ha ha said.........

7 hours ago, CT9000 said:

......oved out of the way as every one else pondered over just how much damage a light touch and go from an ultralight on a tiled roof can do......

.and as all these everyone else where not even on the roof ,nor even in the local area and the attempt to blame an "ultralight " for a work place accident caused by the loss of attention to safety by said workers by attempting to obtain a better view of the said Voluptuous blonde below ..   Well said said Bull ,that was a bit out of line [a bit like the Biden mob] trying to deflect blame on an innocent party [the ultralight and it,s operator and the whole ultralight community] to deflect from the generally unsafe practises of tilers on roofs as this is not a new problem ,[it was even worse  back in my day ,what with mini skirts and braless loose tops of the 80,s ,,great days] So old CT9000 decided to..................

5 hours ago, Captain said:

...... healthy attitude to publicly denigrating harassment & pilloring SAU graduates, while privately supporting it at most levels as long as the SAU grad had a PhD (which is the SA equivalent of an AUF Rec. License) and wore a ban-the-bomb badge, due to .......

 

TURBO BEING PILLORIED AT HIS 1ST GREENS MEETING, WEARING HIS "I LOVE ADAM" T-SHIRT AND WITH HIS BTB BADGE ABOVE HIS HEART, ALTHOUGH HIDDEN IN THIS PHOTO.

NOTE HIS POSITION AND THE FACT THAT HIS SHORTS ARE STILL ON.

.declining numbers of members of the greens ,the standard was even lower then last year which was.........

The lowest they had seen for 40 years,thats because all the crooks where too stoned to steal etc,[pot being legal and all] and the woman,,,,,my god you should have seen what that cloud and the radiation did to the women.This did nothing for Turdo,s sex addiction classes      ,,,[he had been ordered by the magistrate to attend for a month after it was found out that Mad max was infact turdo in drag and after the affair with Doubtfire and the publicity and negative image he had created for pricktoria,s finest] ,,,,,,So he and his classmates [Bull and Cappy] decided to...............

an

.....and Bull was forgotten as the tension between the two exploded in a massive display of lust between Doubtfire and Mad max,,,,clothes where thrown in the air and the public scene that unfolded even shocked Bull,[which is never easy to do]and as the spectators watched the naked exercise develop into a full blown.................

Amazing how that old thruster could land in 40 ft and weave its way around all the crashed jibarus and litewings and all the other plastic junk lining the runways today, and with the prop being so high it also made it easier to................

look to those present,,,and departerd the scene ..................

that chairman dan would not notice them all turning over their coats,to show bright yellow safety vests under them ,and a whole new protest was born.  Now ofcourse vicpol where not too happy about that ,BUT under the new safety first protocol of vicpol it was thought better to use leathal force this time [danny boy could be heard muttering "no rubber bullets this time boys sort this out once and for all' ,strap those surplus twin 50,Cal,s one each side ,,do it now he chanted or i will make it a mandate and you wont have a job.....Now this angered the police flyboys no end and they decided to............................

knocking out the power cord thungys  of 4 trams as they flew [avref]  past them ,this did not sit well with Turbine Power and Utilities [who dan had just sold the whole southern power network to] who issued a bill for the use of the power to enlighten said area of operations [St,Kilda Rd]to enable the formation low level operations along it,s lenght.   OOHhhh said Mavis,,, now that your talking about lenghts ,you should see the one on...........