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1 hour ago, rgmwa said:

Here's one ...

 

 

https://www.google.com/search?q=Bellanca+28-90_RQ&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjZt9aOg5rzAhXadn0KHdNQAHIQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1366&bih=625&dpr=1#imgrc=9HelPKFyyG85VM

wondering WTF was going on !!! ..and decided to just ignore the part time partners and go on with the story.......Now Cappy woke up from his part nightmare and realised that it was not the d9 that he saved bull in but a humble little 447 rotax and ignoring the wordsmiths here he embraced another money making scheme with the .................

He remembered he had left the kettle on back at Wreckflying headquarters,[that old brick shed way over in the corner of Pt Cook airfield in pricktoristan] and proceeded to return to WFHPC for a nice cup of tea but the wind had got up and the jackaroo was tossed until Turdo came out in some scary yellow machine and guided the way in for Bull and all was...............

.much more appealing body odour, something akin to..............

.of an ancient custom of the Wherthefluckarewe....tribe pigmies from the long grass areas of New Guinea , By nessecity ,being so short they had developed a beat by which to jump up to with the exact same high tempos as Cappys rendition. They did this to  be able to navigate and was widely believed to have developed the telescope using cracked zero windscreens[avref] and bamboo! Thats not true said  Cappy,,, I have shared genes with my PNG cousin who is a member of the WTFAW tribe and passed it on to me ,,true story [here,s my cousin in the long grass]why i reckon i,m............... .........

being vaccinated,,,,now did,nt that cause a fuss NES chambers looked like a hen house with feathers flying [avref] as all its members looked for an exit from this madness brought on by none other then the Chairman himself Old Dan boy...the chambers quickly emptied [ escaping NES members led by none other then OT himself]and soon only ratty and turbs was left , me  i,m still trying to start that bloody jackaroo!!but i,ll hang around to find out what ratty intends to do about it................

Coffee and snags flyins everywhere [avref] as people turn to the dark side the effect is being felt all .....

.could do with all those nice new flouro gear ,as it gets pretty dark on the apple isle sometimes ,said Bull ,and the bodies will really perk up the crayfish industry.   Sign me up Turdo said sounds like the crays are a good investment but we will have to get Dan old mate nto talkto Xi about removing the trade restrictions.  That wont work said OT we will have to.......................................

.we can make Qweenswend look really silly ah ,,,said Chairman Dan, anyhow turdo me old mate ,wanna come for a trade [wink wink ] trip to china next month ? We could.........

[Turbo ready for work]   .and slowly drew a breath, the redness in his face was a dead set clue to his lying and...............

.said you would take care of the bill and as we have already done priliminary scans and drawings our charge is already into the millions....... ..Will you be writing the cheque asked Turdo ,who has a very wary attitude to checks because of what cappy did to him last winter ,but we digest,,So at present rates you owe me $40 000000 to date and then there is the outsourced files and such which is an adminstering charge of $ 12000000,  So you owe me $52000000 today ,,and could you make that out to cash i,ve got a cash flow problem at the moment.and rates are set to rise soon so you had better lockin a contract today ah old mate? Dan turned to Turdo and ...............

after some reflection did Bull come up with Ali Bombers Delivery united limited  ,[ABDUL] and thought this should open up the middle east market . I,m not sure thats gunna work said ........

well,,,who,s bright idea was that ! he said at the shareholders meeting of the IORSS...We will have to go back to hiring those pakistanies again !!   Hey OT do you still have   Abdul-Ali ,s phone number?  We need to........                                                                                                                                                                              [Abdul-Ali,Cappy,s best driver last year]What,s left after he had a bad landing.

.he had scrapped all requirements to be able to actually fly a plane and instructors where instructed to start getting geared up for the flood of Indian students who promptly after graduation would never go near a plane or india again and would disappear into the aussie culture and would have a cool chick magnet thingy [you know flash pilots licence ] to use at nightclubs after the taxi shift of course.....Now all this did not sit well with Cappy as he had..........                                              

...............things would never be the same again [bit like covid] as Ahlox invited his rello over to be minister of aviation and the new minister for aviation Mr..Ahlox Ramsamy, [a distant rello of our beloved Ahlox]  Started a whole new rash of rules and regulation change.  My god said Turdo,these changes will totally change the structure of..............                                                                                             [His way forward for aviation ]

.to the fledgling pilots to get lined up for their first lesson  and...........                                                                                                                

only be disappointed to find that the CFI,s

was none other then..............

...this time i thought it was......

On 18/09/2021 at 8:00 AM, Captain said:

However when we discussed it at this morning's management meeting, Eeeeaaann set the scene perfectly by succinctly stating "Well after all, Western Australia is really just like Haiti, but with iron ore." 

.or more ?who knows, bit like knowing if turdo really does believe in teletubbies or not, really not that important to the story of a decadent group of aviators who for whatever reason choose to GTFAFTE as often as possible usually only by a couple of thousand feet but it is enough to forget lockdowns/coronas virus and beer etc and escape to a world only pilots understand at least for a little while...quote. [from the website GTFAFTE support group formally know as wreckflying.]  Wow exclaimed OT from way over in the corner, Is that what it is......

15 minutes ago, Captain said:

...... years until he discovered Tubb's fence straining secrets, which Turdo practiced in the smallest room in the house (even in the smallest of the 6 of them in the Turbine mansion set well back from Toorak Rd), by straining on the .......

shower fitting to the dunny , was always fun to watch Mavis try and have a s#^t he said while rolling around in...

4 hours ago, Captain said:

PS - I gave him those earrings some years ago.

And nice ones they are too mister rat,,,,,,,[you are giving very small  signals there ratty? are you coming out of the closet or something ?]

was always pretty broke ,and they only surgeons he could afford where, lest then the best ,so to say and the results where sometimes ....  less then desired ,,,,,[turdo,s latest work over] and this was causing major.......

.they have discovered our secret!   Turdo immedietly went into damage control as the situation got worse https://www.pinterest.com.au/pin/663577326324700379/as more images where coming out of how fast it was spreading and...............

become hoodoo,or something. Even OT was.....

..look forward to a inquest and for witnesses to be called before the bench starting with........................