bull

5 hours ago, Captain said:

... thoritatively or risk a .......

catastrothic/catastrofic/,,,,,,%#$#$6 it wing [avref]snapping off from the aerodynamic forces [avref]created by the airfoil [avref] shape and passage off air over said surface you know that one wing landings a not gunna be much fun

for you said Cappy,why we could................

how better the coastline now looked compared to last years trip to Bellingham.The before shot whilst camping last year and the same view now with The Turdine causeway under construction [now plaqued by cost overuns and steel quality of cofferdams and also a gambling scandal involving.......

17 minutes ago, CT9000 said:

.......a lawyers picnic,      but clearly the stable Aussie sand is nothing like that rubbish in the northern areas. In the cold climate of the Bass ditch the sand will clump nicely hard. Certainly compact enough to land a Thruster on, even a Drifter or a Tyro...... 

BREAKING NEWS;;;;;; The NES dunny read paper now reports a new scandal involving Turdine ceo Turbo and a paid fake news media individual with secret stock holdings who posted fake reassurances that the islands will not sink.[tell that to Greta !!]and under cover recordings allegedly the ceo of CT Industries and Turbo conspired to defraud the fine New state of Tazzy by using shoddy sand and coffadams and sub contracting out to old mate Chairman Dan,s civil earth moving division.The lastests updates seem to indicate that.........

27 minutes ago, CT9000 said:

......consider going the long way around until the new draw bridge is completed........

but no real need to worry as the sand islands being built by Turbine industries will soon sink as are the other ones they finished

https://tomorrow.city/a/dubai-man-made-islands and the law suits have only just begun on those ones.  The absimal island creation record of turdine industries should be investigated by royal commission and all Turbine assets should be confiscated by the New Tazzy ragime until proof of all purchases and deed changes and zoning changes made and by whom are reported in triplicate and made freely available to the public!!!!said Bull. My god said OT what have we created here..............

On 06/02/2022 at 5:32 PM, Captain said:

AS AN ASIDE, ...... while the latter video is now quite old, it is culturally and historically relevant & important, as a young Turbo makes a brief appearance and frightens the girls at about 7 mins and 23 seconds into the video.

4 hours ago, Captain said:

As the feathers rained down and the bluey squished under foot, the Inspector puffed out his chest and said ".....

and said,,That is they fate of all who dare to cross our sacred border into Wonderland Australia. [A new country apparently ??] Well drawled a bloke who has had some border breaking success,,,I,ll give it a bash he said .  And i reckon he will too just for the clicks ,lol check out Cappy disquised as a bloke called the "million dollar Bogan"as he busted Pullachooks berlin wall. Last seen heading for the Tanimi to sneak in the bush way ah Cappy?Come on Cappy we know it was you said Bull,,but Bull was known for bull too ,so the truth may never be known but i,m sure Turdo will save us all??

.insurance details for the...........

5 hours ago, Captain said:

..... FM Turdboy played his master card (it was going to be his master stroke, but the doctor had told him not to do that so much at his age).

 

In a brilliant Dougy MacArthur type move, FM Turbo instructed that all of his tanks be painted pink plus all of his shock-troops to wear pink tutus, use pink AKs and shoot pink bullets.

 

"Those guys must be Gina's, so don't fire" yelled Marky Mark to OT, who .....

leapfrogged over Cappys unrelated to the story posting , and pulled their pink tiger tank to a halt and began.....................

..to

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.........OT because he was used to Cappy's dreams and the ramblings of BLM who believed they were the forst to land on the moon.

Finally he found the phone number of the Yeal Administrator and made a call ........

.to finally find out the origin of the........

3 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....smugly walked off sucking on his flaming pipe full of Deep South Mama's tobacco.

And that good readers was all the General charged with protecting Australia knew about WA, soon to be called McGowanLand.

Nobushi had been visiting while Turbo was writing that, and Turbo asked "Nob, why did you just bomb Darwin; why didn't you bomb Melbourne or Perth which were easier targets?

Nob shook his head as if Turbo was dumb. "Because" he said ebry body know they DOWNUNDER; so if we drop bomb it fall off earth and go intp space; not do a scrape of damage to citiesBased on the radar contact on 6 March, the phase of the Moon and assumptions of the Japanese force's speed and likely flying-off positions if it included any aircraft carriers, the Allied militaries judged that any attack on the Perth–Fremantle area was most likely to occur during the early hours of 11 March. It was also possible that such an attack could be conducted any time between the night of 9/10 March and the morning of 14 March.^[18] but he was telling a little fib there as they did intend to attack Fremantle and by location Perth but a cyclone put a dent in that ...{. It good for us because if we ran out of fuel we could gride home, and we nebber have a forced randing, so that good point, but ........useless to bomb.

 

Turbo didn't say anything because, you never know, they might get ambitious again, so .........................changed the topic to cyclones and the effect apon Old Nobu and co..That rac##$t screamed "MEWANNABE from the social justice warrior front for the slightly insane [i think tubs has been there a couple of times] Now MEWANNABE is a new character to the NES, noone really knows what gender or race or whatever MEWANNABE is /or identifies as /etc etc so i,ll leave it up to the fine detective skills of Turbine Private Investigations leading investigator............

7 minutes ago, Captain said:

..... Brenda's reach, as Turdo was a modern day 007 and needed to also keep Cappy In Her Majesty's Service, as well as being the spit of Danial Craig, so Turdboy ......

pushed Cappy out on the balcony and waiting there was a harness for two hanging down from a surplus old aussie army blackhawk, piloted by OT ,grinning madly as he looked down for the signal to winch them up. Now the crowd had seen what was occurring and started  to.............................                                                                        ...[a blackhawk hovering over the neigborhood tends to attract people lol]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

.....washing, but Cappy wasn't aware, and the FMs shown in the above photo were not aware that the medials on their trousers were put there by the butlers and signify the number of times they's P'd their pants (Cpayy has 23), however, HRH was the Palace wit calling herself Brenda behind the scenes, and she had been told. The next time she saw Cappy merrily jingling in, she tried, but she couldn't stop laughing, and just pointed, laughing even harder, Cappy's eyes shot down to his fly to make sure it was zipped up and she burst into peals of laughter, and said .................

my god what is that???..Cappy started turning pink again and Turdo had seen the signs an rushed cappy out of ..................

2 hours ago, onetrack said:

....thought it would be better if he got a name tag to identify himself better, rather than just that Field Marshalls uniform. But there was a problem with having a name tag, when your full name was Aloysuis Gonzaga Fernando Francesco Giacinto Gulglielmi Cook. There wasn't enough room for the tag with all those medals.

Then he thought about adding arrow tags to indicate the correct point to aim the sword for the Queen, as her eyesight and strength in holding heavy swords wasn't what it used to be, and besides.......

 

[And Dear NES readers, we managed to find Cappy resplendent in his Field Marshals outfit, as he lined up for more additions to his medal collection. He's the bloke in the middle of the front row, in case you're having trouble identifying him....]

 

 

{this was of course after his full facial makeover in China ]

Arrrh but Cappy ,did ye read the first line me matey!!!   Major rule number one  No Animals and that includeds Rats ,,,so sorry Cappy your gunna have to go Back to where you came from ah!..............Cappys eyes grew wider and the redness in his face made him look like minny mouse and he.............. 

...protected by the ASIO book of operations and staffing that states : No member or associate shall be impeded in entry to any <state<country ,or border under the control of the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF AUSTRALIA in any way.  Look it up[ Asio code of conduct section 4 subsection 36 under paragraphe 24 subsection 2....]  Now GTF out of my way before i sic the tax dept onto you alright?..............The lead Border force operative stated............................

2 hours ago, Captain said:

The Skipper was keen to keep in her good books, and elsewhere, so he called Turbs and Onesie on a secure encrypted phone that MI6 had given him, and they responded ".......

...with the fact that as it was smoko time and Tubs had gone down for some donuts and coffee that he would have to call back later or talk to the computer and record your call for later examination ok................

.................was immedietly arrested again as he walked out of the courthouse,,,this set off a huge amount of ..................

.this just showed the massive resilience of the Australian designed and built old thruster,,,,,,,,, [in another life my first flight was in a T500 gemini back in the late eighties,,lol].,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,as it still managed to climb even with the 3 goons hanging onhttp://031c074.netsolhost.com/WordPress/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/akron-tragedy-e1294254969175.jpg[avref:A bit like this ]  soon to be two as a blood curdling scream slowly faded out as one fell off,,,now this upset the girls no end and Bull was stumped what to do about the................

2 hours ago, Captain said:

......, who were some of Tasmania's finest specimens, each head-butted the CATSA officials ..... twice ..... and then they turned to bull (who was feeling a little exposed) and .....

.said ,,what shall we do with these specimens now ,, oh master Bull??? said the lovelys in unison.....................................          [after having knocked out all the CATSA goons who where now layed out in neat rows[you know woman lol]on the ground facing the cliffs of doom]

6 hours ago, Captain said:

Cappy thinks that is Cruel but Fair, however please note that we have had to remove Cappy's experience based yet nevertheless unacceptable comment relating to Nurses: MOD-31

And if cappy keeps sending naughty email notifications to amazon the NES will have to restrict his ability to post converse and interact with other NES members as his .................

.as the accident rate was climbing and this did not go well with the insurance companies. Now the Hackalopters operators where a pretty resilient bunch and soon rigged up an old ejection seat out of a L29 and  as  the pilot was upsidedown only on takeoff as the cockpit was reversed the risk of early decapitation was reduced[ just dont step out when right side up]. This enabled a much improved operator view of the area and allowed for a vertical exit in the case of an event like the one that CT9000 recently went through [condolences to the nursing home] allowing more prudent and effieceint operation with a lower cut height 

9 hours ago, Captain said:

.... but Cappy has very fond memories of his mate's Victa Air Tourer, except for the 10:1 fuel mix & the resultant smoke as well as the old grass clippings from when .....

Turbos zero steer mower broke down ,and we used the trusty victa ,remember that day Turbo ? That was the day that you..........................

9 hours ago, Captain said:

All NESers should take note of the above, as this could be pretty handy because TSDF Majors:

• Can undertake marriage ceremonies, so that's a beauty if you need to show fake commitment if you get lucky as some Grab-a-Granny bar.
• Can override & countermand CASA FOIs and CFIs.
• Can get you into Wrest Point if you are just wearing thongs.

and don,t forget free use of the stations hack [f16] but getting turdo out of it was the problem....

3 hours ago, CT9000 said:

.......this new Biplaopter can be purchased as a quick build kit that takes only 500 hrs to complete. All it needs is the customer to fabricate the wings, fuse. rotors, controls, mounts, etc. and supply own running gear, interior, instruments, wiring, electrics and hardware. Full detailed instruction manual included in one convenient A5 sheet. ....... 

and engine options, range from rotax up till rotordyne ,the choice is yours [your flying it lol] all care taken but no responsibility accepted for any reason . What ??       why can i not fit a victa ??? said Cappy..Thats discriminitory and i,ll see you in court. Now the President of the Biopter corporation[Turbo} called for calm as the.............

9 hours ago, Captain said:

It is Tippy Top Secret (TTS in the TSDF) that bull is a Major in the TSDF specializing in counter intelligence, hence his lurking on the NES which is a prime source of information and intelligent discussion of contemporary and historical world issues (Planeypleasetakenoteref).

 

Some jealous members of the TSDF reckon that bull is just a major pain, but all NESers know that bull is the TSDF's major asset ...... and an all around good bloke.

Bull would like to state they he can NOT confirm nor deny that he is a Major in the TSDF,,,,well i could tell ya ,but then i would have to ...............

Video,,,,,