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11 hours ago, Captain said:

...... at which some in the audience laughed, until they realised that this new name attracted some REAL hard men who were keen to adopt the Suzuki M109 lifestyle, where garage floors could be carpeted and no backup vans were needed on rides to bring home the dead'ns.

 

The MONGRELS were also very respectful to the CWA chapters & the ladies therein, who this year were celebrating their 100 year anniversary and boy, were there ever some debauched celebrations, as those girls really know how to party.

 

Turbo was invited to give the keynote address at the Moorabbin CWA because he had been there when they kicked off as the foundation CWA branch and his speech included his usual ramblings & reminiscences about ......

.....about the days of the BoB and the early chapters of the NES ,with hazy memories of turbo and outboards and such along with the old f16 [that he got at a car boot sale for a bargain ,guy said he had to leave the country quick so it was cheap] ahh those where good days said Elratty ,i,ll tell ya all a little story ,he said back in.............

2 hours ago, Captain said:

On the other hand, Cappy knows it to be dinkum that Tubb, Onesie and bull are now the leaders of the Comancheros & have changed their names to well respected Lebanese monikers, have each had the required nose-job and have commenced the required ........

.........courses ordered by the magistrate to regain their motorcycle licenses [but where riding honda 50 scooters till they do.]..and their license's had an attachment that they had to..........

...that Cappy had decided  that he was not gunna get out of this one easy,,,and as can be seen had gone with the ,,,If you can not beat them will brilliance!!!    ,,,,,,, baffle  them with bullshit!!!.................Weelll there was talk of a group of "people" who came looking for Elcapitano and ,they did not look like they where flucking around!! Should i tell them where he is ??asked CT as he slowly backed towards the door as the sound of harleys grew louder!.              ..Turbo turned around and......

21 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.......and as he spoke, Captain Cook V, stopped snoring and paid very close attention. This was a Master Plan, dripping dollars with every move; millions from selling his mortars, millions from collecting the rabbit carcases and selling them to the restaurant trade as Quail Enlarge, millions from buying the mining rites from his friend CT 9000, hiring a Turbin Ag Air Tractor to spray clear lead-based paint over the entire 40,000 Ha and then reselling the mining rights based on the latest assessment - What could possibly go wrong. The mining rights were bought by the group known as the Carlton Crew, portrayed very unfairly in Underbelly and .........................

.the closest any of them had been to mining ,was digging holes roughly 6ft deep for body disposals and digging up the stash etc,,so the lead paint worked a treat as they could be seen out in the paddock with some millennium designed electronic device ,that would tell you all the mineral content without digging ,just by waving it over the paint. ...Well the lead readings where off the clock and soon all patched /unpatched legal and illegal bike clubs from all over Australia where tossing wads,,,and i mean "wads" of cash at Captain Cook V [aka the RAT]and he now realized that  ,once they start digging he could be in a bit of shite .  The escape plan started to take shape in his mind ,,,,he would first..............

.heat seeking ground mines that where every.................

.very annoying rhythm,,,the  impact of such was felt as far as....................

17 hours ago, bull said:

.happily clicking away at the strange aircraft half in half out of a hangar ,unnoticed by Cappy was the bloody big ..............

.range of nasty looking specially designed spacedrifter missiles [they had learnt something after the last time] and these now powered up and started to t................

.happily clicking away at the strange aircraft half in half out of a hangar ,unnoticed by Cappy was the bloody big ..............

............the paint dry on his brand new..........

On 17/07/2022 at 9:42 AM, onetrack said:

.....gear from the cluster, which gear, although only small, posed a real threat to life and limb if it had struck any soft bodily part. Fortunately, Cappys heavy leather flying coat (which he always wore, even if it was 40°C in the waterbag), took the brunt of the gear's impact - and this coupled with the fact that everyone always reckoned that anything nasty that ever headed for Cappy, would simply bounce off - as he was regularly called "Mr Teflon", such was his toughness.

Accordingly, the gear simply bounced off Cappy, and in the re-orientation of its trajectory, it then commenced a low earth orbit, whereby it was......

 

...seen to be controlled some how! The gear started to curve around and go towards Turbo ,who was as usual wearing his chain mail,[which over the years had slowly became magnetic !,something to do  with electric toys . What sort of toys he wouldnt say!  ].anyhow the gear made a bee line for Turbo as he ................

On 13/07/2022 at 5:11 PM, turboplanner said:

.....panic sensor developed by the Royal Brisbane  and Womens Hospital as part of childbirth monitoring.

Everyone present agreed this was a good fit for someone landing a Drifter.

The competition started with a monumental .............

 

[Edit: There is obviously some difference beween a Brisbane and a Woman in Queensland, but whether they both give birth or hate men was not possibly to certify in the short time for a post]

clusterfuc and this was something Cappy could not handle and he.............

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

...whispered prayers of the Wreckflying pilots association, all hoping it wouldn't be their aircraft getting a camo spray this time because ................

....the sh%t they used last time had soaked all throught the.............

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On 09/07/2022 at 2:55 PM, bull said:

.sheen on the "water" they had just dived into,and soon discovered it was an open sewer from the Gummly gumly caravan park and they...............

....suddenly discovered that this situation they have found themselves in, has put all NES members into solitude and internet "silence"......now this made the NES go into complete silence [except for the demented ramblings of an old man ] .complete silence only broken by the..........

.sheen on the "water" they had just dived into,and soon discovered it was an open sewer from the Gummly gumly caravan park and they...............

.the leaf ran out of range after getting to the edge of town and they had to walk carrying all their tactical gear with them .   Flarrk this said the sergeant, and called constable doubtfire to bring out the d/max as reliability is what was needed for this operation and then................ 

.........to ice bucket to refill his glass, she whispered in his ear something that made him get excited.....Holy toledo said Mavis i have never seen you so..............

at it's terminal velocity of 70kts with the now dislodged CW hanging onto a wingtip with the grip of  death,,your gunna have to let go so the rest of us can survive screamed Wing Chood as Chop suey started spewing and it went straight along the wing [as they where still in a spin with CW hanging on for grim life]and splattered all over ............

23 hours ago, turboplanner said:

.....the live side and he was the earth, and like the dog that peed on the electric fence he let go. 
The aircraft spiraled then it unspiraled 

[rare a red, extra 10 points: Mod 2 - the quiet one] and hay shed headed straight for it.

then realised it was  ...............

11 hours ago, turboplanner said:

So on the other hand can't read English that well, prefering Cantonese where Cumulous Granite means ................

....velly Hard lock ahead, crimb crimb.....

19 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....which has led some RA pilots to fit rear vision mirrors.

"Best thing I ever did" said Rabbid. "Now if a CGD creeps up behind me I can see it coming and quickly do a 180."

This caused some consternation on the thread with Foxhunter saying they had deep pockets and Capitain Courageous adding "I just brush them off when I'm driving."

"What about ............................"

Bull ,,,well said Bull as these rocks come out of the mist at a high speed ,well i have got no problem with the jackaroo at 20kts [18kts stall speed with 40 %flaps  as combined flaps with ailerons]  just full right or left rudder wherever is more room and spin in almost it,s own length and then full throttle and climb out into safe airspace away from the cumulus Granititis jerms ah! [ps i filled this one up with much needed avrefs]

3 hours ago, Captain said:

SIDE NOTE - Apparently one of our NESers have been giving one of the Moderators some unwanted attention and Eeeeeeean has sent me the below to post on the NES as a subtle warning.

 

Sounds a bit like that was meant for you mister Rat! as ALL of the above infringements are well known traits of the Cappy family of you know "RATS" are often found ,"licking" sniffing"and if reports from the BOB are correct very adept at "fondling" as well as the fact he always follows eeeeaannn around on sundays. So are you trying to deflect these facts sir?.................

....itis and it can be contagious if following too closely .........

.another pandemic had started,,,,,soon the pandemic controllers  [government] had them all arrested and sent out to Christmas island ..Now this did not go down well with Cappy ,who had risen out of his jelly form to...............

I,ddddd neeveerr sseeenn anything llliike it!,The look on  CT,s face as he rose from the.............

 and professional and too the point ! Quote: I am only going to release the one statement:He said,,," I did not have sexual relations with any of those woman at any time during these past couple of days and further proclaim that i................