The Never Ending Story

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......discuss the subject with examples.

 

It was agreed the old Rg and Tuber had a point, and at the next Deni Ute Muster he had his own tent and made a fortune selling his product along with the plastic Commodores, Falcons, Valiants, and Brumbys, although the Brumby people were only allowed in the next paddock.

 

That evening after the campers had dragged their mallee roots out of the back and had the fires running and the VB flowing they noticed a little cluster off poor people lining the fence. The Ute Marshall went over thinking they were Deni locals, but, shivering they told him they flew the rag and tube. The Marshall quickly pulled the wires apart and told them to pick a fire, but he was careful toblock the Rag Heads and told them to Get ...............

[Captain]

4 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

That evening after the campers had dragged their mallee roots out of the back and had the fires running and the VB flowing they noticed a little cluster off poor people lining the fence. The Ute Marshall went over thinking they were Deni locals, but, shivering they told him they flew the rag and tube. The Marshall quickly pulled the wires apart and told them to pick a fire, but he was careful toblock the Rag Heads and told them to Get .......

.... their explosive vests & machetes checked at the cloak room, then immediately chug-a-lug a yard (914.3553794574825 mm) glass of VB to prove that they were worthy of admission to the muster.

 

The leading Rag Head then asked loudly, like they do, "أين يمكننا استئجار بعض الواقيات الذكرية وخيمة صغيرة؟ (Ayna yumkinunā isti'jāru baʿḍ al-wāqiyāt adh-dhakariyyah wa khaymatin ṣaghīrah?")

 

The Marshal, who was a member of the Deni Coffin Cheaters, so spoke arabic and was looking for a blue, said "You can't hire condoms here mate, but swags can be obtained from the CWA chicks in Bay ......

[turboplanner]

.......13.

Now everyone who's lived on the Land knows what Bay 13 is, and hopes they are never associated with it. Turbo came close when he was seventeen, but Cappy was too young and probably hasn't been told its real meaning, or how it is ...................

[Captain]

6 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.......13.

Now everyone who's lived on the Land knows what Bay 13 is, and hopes they are never associated with it. Turbo came close when he was seventeen, but Cappy was too young and probably hasn't been told its real meaning, or how it is ...................

... so emblematic of the rascally Aussie spirit.

 

And that, dear Readers, is why so many people from the middle east apply to come to Australia, as they all also have a keen sense of dry humor, and love to laugh & chyack with the Aussies at musters and B&S balls, and while standing around Machete Bins having a milkshake.

 

On checking his calendar and his circadian rhythms, it is clear that when Turbo was 17, Cappy was merely embryonic, but he was soon able to call out typical Bay 13 smartarse things over the fence to Dougy Walters, say sarcastic pigeon fancier stuff to Bill Lawry, get tips for catching hot chicks from Warny, and to ......

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.....thread his avid flyer through the gap between the low limb of the gum tree and the gate of the Bull Paddock, bounce, and come to a stop  in the mud in fromt of the Machinery Shed. [Turbo apologises for these Agrefs but it is slowly leading to the story of.....................

[Captain]

5 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

.....thread his avid flyer through the gap between the low limb of the gum tree and the gate of the Bull Paddock, bounce, and come to a stop  in the mud in fromt of the Machinery Shed. [Turbo apologises for these Agrefs but it is slowly leading to the story of.....................

..... Sir Sidney Kidman Turbine and the fact that Turbs was the only offspring that embraced the cattle baron lifestyle, although Turbo has been proven to be anything but baren as he circulated throughout the bush mustering his massive herd.

 

And now that Gina has become one of OZ's biggest cattle property owners, Turbo has set his sights to play in her garden too, by ......

[turboplanner]

.......offering to put cattle on her mining land for free to eat the weeds, but hasn't received a response just yet.............

 

[Captain]

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

....... offering to put cattle on her mining land for free to eat the weeds, but hasn't received a response just yet .....

.... because she is playing hard to get, and in addition, the Kidman Turbine clan had always been nasty to her dad, and she .....

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........had deviously (and anyone who gives a plane to Pauline Hanson, saying only, "Don't get fish and chip oil all over it" HAS to be devious) joined one of Perth's notorious nightclubs, as a GO GO dancer, in the hope of snaring Sid Kidman IV who liked to kick up his heels after droving a mob of his cattle to the markets. As luck would have it.........